What Wiki Thinks Of Us

[bg23]

quoting for posterity.

my suggestion that we make references to an entity named "Killswitch" in Wikipedia?

how did I wrong you?

what damage did you suffer?

Heh.

 

[bg23]

See darlin, over here we have a lot of angry lawyers with big teeth that take cases like this totally free for a 33% piece of the pie, and they wont take the case if you cant win.

Maybe they dont do that in Austrailia, I dont know.

Hahahaha

Seriously dude, you'd have had more luck with the courts if you'd gone ahead and sued for the Cross dressing debacle than for this shit.

You aren't going to be laughed out of court, you're going to be laughed out of the lawyer's office.

 

[Killswitch]

Seriously dude, you'd have had more luck with the courts if you'd gone ahead and sued for the Cross dressing debacle than for this shit.

Thanks for your advice.

 

[bg23]

Thanks for your advice.

You're welcome. You understand, of course that it's a matter of relativity, I highly doubt this attempt will go any further...and you'd be hard pressed to prove -anything-.

I hope you enjoy though, the press coverage that comes with not just Lit, but the world, your family, friends, associates, coworkers, distant relatives, grandmother, any and all future gfs or friends, knowing that you like to put on a dress, tights, and make up so you can feel pretty.

*smiles*

 

[bg23]

Oh, and by the way, your filing a legal action would produce a legal connection between you and this place, allowing people to sue YOUR racist hateful ass for every racist comment and threat that you've ever posted.

It'd indicate that you view the boards as a forum for serious communication -- and if so, then your threats must also be taken as serious. If you take what others say to you seriously, then what you say in return is certainly also that -- which means of course you'd be up for verbal assault, too, I imagine, without even having to prove actual malicious intent.

Oh, and your wishings for holocausts are, i believe to be of note for inspiring hatred and racism, etc.

This is of course assuming that you manage to convince a gullible enough lawyer that he has a case for poor wittle killswitch who got his feelwings hurt on the intrawebs. *laughs*

 

[Killswitch]

An old marketing saying is there is no such thing as bad press, just make sure you spell my name right.

 

[_geisha_]

One of us wrote that. I can tell.

i wrote it. and ya'll fucks who took my 'ferocious community' shit need to pay up. that shit aint easy to come by, the wit, I'm talking about.. ya'll act like it's just all up in my brain and shit. it takes WORK.

 

[_geisha_]

first of all.. i want to know who designated my ferocious community shit for public use? second, this is why people can't stand this fucking place, idiots like ma_guy who would actually go and edit the wiki page to have killswitch's handle in it. who cares if it's not his name, that shit is fuckin embarassing.

that embarasses me to be part of this place, that ya'll can't even do something big and do it classy.

fuck.

and whoever used my ferocious community phrase owes me some fuckin candy, some cakes, some cookies, some shit.

 

[Liontamr]

Oh, and by the way, your filing a legal action would produce a legal connection between you and this place, allowing people to sue YOUR racist hateful ass for every racist comment and threat that you've ever posted.

This is of course assuming that you manage to convince a gullible enough lawyer that he has a case for poor wittle killswitch who got his feelwings hurt on the intrawebs. *laughs*

Anyone ever tell you you're cute when you're going all Law & Order on someone?

 

[Saint Peter]

i wrote it. and ya'll fucks who took my 'ferocious community' shit need to pay up. that shit aint easy to come by, the wit, I'm talking about.. ya'll act like it's just all up in my brain and shit. it takes WORK.

You should get you a lawyer!

 

[bg23]

fuck you bitches i take offense at being called "cute" i'm suing!!!

*cries and masturbates*

 

[luxey313]

An old marketing saying is there is no such thing as bad press, just make sure you spell my name right.

it isn't your name
it is a metal band's name
they took their name from an X-Files episode

 

[_geisha_]

You should get you a lawyer!

will you be my lawyer? will jesus be my lawyer? he's already my homie.


I said jeeee-su-uhs,
he's the homie
we... be kickin it...
alllll the time

[he's my homie]

i said jeeee-su-uhs
he's MY homieee
weeeeeeeeeeeee be kickin it...
allllllllllll the time.

*shouts*

 

[Minkey Boodle]

*cries and masturbates*

At the same time?

Cool!

 

[_geisha_]

i wrote that.

You a god damn lie, crazy ass. You aint wrote nothing about a ferocious community. Bitch you could barely get through your thread about shoes and couldn't remember that you said you were traveling to Europe.

 

[bg23]

At the same time?

Cool!

Hell yeah!!


Hey KS!! You seen this yet? http://uk.news.yahoo.com/06102006/140/man-jailed-racist-web-messages.html

 

[Jailhouse]

fuck you bitches i take offense at being called "cute" i'm suing!!!

*cries and masturbates*

THAT'S ADORABLE!

 

[HeavyStick]

*cries and masturbates*

Reminds me of prom night

 

[bg23]

THAT'S ADORABLE!

*files a suit against jailhouse*

SEE YOU IN COURT!

 

[Liontamr]

fuck you bitches i take offense at being called "cute" i'm suing!!!

*cries and masturbates*

And funny!! Cute as hell and funny! Throw in a little sexy for the vulgarness while crying and getting off...

And yer fancy laws don't apply to me.. I'm Canadian.. I'd be shocked if half of the morons running our country in Ottawa had even heard of the internet!

 

[bg23]

Reminds me of prom night

now would that be you, or your date...?

 

[MechaBlade]

fuck you bitches i take offense at being called "cute" i'm suing!!!

*cries and masturbates*

*pinches your cheeks*

 

[HeavyStick]

now would that be you, or your date...?

both of us....

;-)

 

[Freya]

*pinches your cheeks*

Ain't she sweet?

 

[MechaBlade]

both of us....

;-)

If I were masturbating with my date, I doubt either of us would be crying. Well, she might.

Ain't she sweet?

A regular slice of plum pudding pie, she is.