What were your favorite prank calls to make as a kid?

[BlondGirl]

My son is having a ball prank calling our relatives and friends. But...he has quickly run out of material. Anybody remember any good ones?

 

[Guest]

 

[koalabear]

Reallllllll Oldies...

Call some one, ask you have pop on ice?............Well send him home Mom wants him.

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?.........Well let him out before he suffocates!

Do you have a henweigh?......What's a henweigh?.......about 2 or 3 pounds.


same with a piecost........$4 or $5 dollars.......

Told you they were olddddddddddddd.

 

[Ice Cold]

I used to like the one where you call someone and ask if the fridge is running. When they say yes. You tell them they better hurry and catch it!

 

[Shaq]

You have to be bold...have some risk...

we would call chinese food places and ask for the most outlandish dishes. Fried Pork Chops, frog legs ish like that.


Just calling up a buisness in a weird voice is funny. Like scream into the phone like you can't help it.

The most devilish one we did was when we called his neighbor. We knew her name and we pretended we were calling from a local hospital. We told her to come down immidiately. She asked why. We said we couldn't tell her (my cousin was talking but it was a collaborative effort). Then we sighed and said "It's your husband...there's been an accident" Her ass screamed...it was to die for......she was old tho...and didn't know how to star69...we coulda got in big trouble...

 

[paganangel]

i once beeped someone fr0om an unknown number and whenthey called back...
"hello, sgt. charles boyer, city morgue."
"um, hi, di someone there beep me?"
"is this mike?"
"yes."
"well, i don't wanna frighten you, but we found a john doe in an alley offf of christopher street last neght. he had noid, just your name and # in his pocket."
"oh my god."
"please don't be alarmed. i'm going to describe him to you and you tell me if you know anyone liike that."
"um, ok."
"6' 4", 280lbs. black, bald head, large thick gold hoops in both ears, well built, no tatoos."
"No, no one like that."
"are you sure..?"
"yes. of course i'm sure."
"well we found bent over a garbage can with his pants around his ankles, bleeding from his rectum. does that help?"

 

[Cibo]

OMG this is some of the funniest stuff I've ever heard.

http://download.consumptionjunction.com/multimedia/cj_9163.mp3

and this one also

http://download.consumptionjunction.com/multimedia/cj_9148.mp3

 

[WriterDom]

Call up McDonalds. Introduce yourself as principal Smith from (fill in the blank) High. Tell them you have 5 buses of high school kids arriving at 6pm and ask if they can handle the traffic. Then show up and be amazed at the mountains of french fries and burgers.

 

[BlondGirl]

My son has enjoyed these. Thanks!
Any more?

 

[sexy-girl]

i never had the guts to do a prank call


but lisa told me of a time she did one she called as many take away and cab firms to go to her neighbor across the road all around the same time

 

[DevilBoy79]

wish i could help you. never pranked somebody thought it was useles and a waste of time back then, still do

 

[mistressastra]

I used to torture my sister by pretending I didn't know her. I wouldn't let her in the house because.....*evil look* she didn't live there. bwuhahahahaha..............

 

[mistressastra]

Oh geez....

*tired eyes* That was prank CALLS.

*emily litella mode*

Nevermind!