What was Bambi's mom's name?

[pink]

Whatever it was, I hit her tonight.







and yes, I'm fine.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

CUNT


lmfao

 

[tactful]

Whatever it was, I hit her tonight.







and yes, I'm fine.

You killed Bambi's mom, for shame.

 

[eyer]

What was Bambi's mom's name?

Dinner...

 

[neci]

oh no! warm bath. hot tea. i'm glad you are safe. deer have a way of finding headlights.

 

[Instant_Star]

Whatever it was, I hit her tonight.







and yes, I'm fine.

I'm glad you're okay.

Deer are a nuisance and Bambi's mom was annoying anyway so no worries about that. Did you total the car?

 

[evesdream]

Venison.

 

[pink]

You killed Bambi's mom, for shame.

I couldn't find her. She's probably limping around cussing me.

 

[pink]

I'm glad you're okay.

Deer are a nuisance and Bambi's mom was annoying anyway so no worries about that. Did you total the car?

No, my car has a brand new dent now though.

 

[Instant_Star]

No, my car has a brand new dent now though.

It's good that it was just a dent.

Run ins with Deer can get expensive. I hit a deer a year or two ago and totaled the car I was driving.

 

[pink]

oh no! warm bath. hot tea. i'm glad you are safe. deer have a way of finding headlights.

I did my best to miss her, I really did. She ran into my right front quarter panel.


*goes to make tea*

 

[tactful]

I couldn't find her. She's probably limping around cussing me.

Go back and find her, she needs help.

No, my car has a brand new dent now though.

You do carry insurance, file a claim.

 

[pink]

Go back and find her, she needs help.



You do carry insurance, file a claim.

Oh yes. I am going to call them in the morning and see how much my deductible is.

 

[neci]

I did my best to miss her, I really did. She ran into my right front quarter panel.


*goes to make tea*

i am going to make tea soon as well. my nose is cold, and i need to be drinking lots of fluids. don't go back and find her. worry about the calls in the morning.

 

[tactful]

Oh yes. I am going to call them in the morning and see how much my deductible is.

All, while Bambi's Mom is out there bleeding, possibly with her broken foot, weak, all alone, almost crying out for help, while every bear or wolf is getting ready to jump her, and have their way with her.

 

[pfflyerhot]

"Mama. Mama? Mama... "

 

[TonyClifton]

Yes Godfather, I understand that Bambi is one of your favorite movies and nobody should make light of it.

I assure you that your wishes will be taken care of.

 

[marshalt]

It's amazing. You can be upwind and in full camo, but if you scratch your nuts in the wrong way, the deer will run. But if you're in a 2 and a half ton pickup, flashing your lights and laying on the horn, those dumb cocksuckers will just stand there.

Fuck deer. They deserve it.

 

[dirtwrench]

Glad you are ok Pink.

Do go back and try to find her- she may not be in enough pain to justify the dent, deductible to be paid, and pain in the ass caused by leaving car at the body shop.

I'm thinkin she needs 3 broken legs and a mild concusion. Fucking deer...

 

[lovetoread]

I think the hunter called her "dinner".

But alas, I live in a state where they hunt deer with cars instead of guns, which is so weird.

 

[CandiCame]

A deer ran into my truck on purpose once. I know for a fact he did it on purpose, though I can't prove anything. Because he ran into me- he ran into the side of the truck, I didn't hit him from the front.

 

[pink]

I felt really bad. Yeah, i know, I'm too nice.

 

[dirtwrench]

What upsets me the most about our "poor woodland creatures" is how if I shoot one without a license I get fined $1000 to replace it, lose my gun & hunting rights forever, may or may not go to jail, and become one of those terrible poachers. That animal belonged to the state for God's sake! It was their property! They spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to make sure it was here on our land for all to enjoy!

Now, if like you, I am driving on a public road, at or under the posted speed limit, and a deer jumps out of the ditch into the side of my vehicle, that deer belongs to no one. It was an act of God.

 

[chillywilly2]

What upsets me the most about our "poor woodland creatures" is how if I shoot one without a license I get fined $1000 to replace it, lose my gun & hunting rights forever, may or may not go to jail, and become one of those terrible poachers. That animal belonged to the state for God's sake! It was their property! They spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to make sure it was here on our land for all to enjoy!

Now, if like you, I am driving on a public road, at or under the posted speed limit, and a deer jumps out of the ditch into the side of my vehicle, that deer belongs to no one. It was an act of God.

Up here if we hit a deer or moose, it belongs to us..glad it wasn't worse Pink...my sis hit one with her motorcycle once...wait, twice..

 

[trysail]

Deer hunting with automobiles:​