What value do you add?

[Wings]

What do you bring to the table, to the feast that is Literotica?

 

[renard_ruse]

Nothing. I just use you retards to vent my opinions on.

 

[dolf]

since I stopped posting tit? fuck knows.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I bring balance to the Force.

 

[neci]

i'm just an eagle passing through.

 

[Farrah]

Rob, that AV is...well, I don't have the words.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

This feels like Cut Night when I was pledging a Frat. Do I need to justify my worth?

(OK - yeah. I said "frat" not "Fraternity". To which you would say, "Would you call your Country a Cunt".

 

[Bert Notorius]

I bring balance to the Force.

you are the fox news of the gb.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I bring duh brainz. Not too much, no, but nobody else here brings quite so much a dem, not even Colonel Hogan.

 

[pete]

i'm just here to turn the lights off after everyone leaves

 

[KingOrfeo]

i'm just here to turn the lights off after everyone leaves

Closing time
One last call for alcohol
So finish your whiskey or beer . . .

 

[bronzeage]

Wisdom, for those who listen.

 

[Not Normal]

I bring a vast musical knowledge and imesureable sexiness.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I bring balance to the Force.

No, fisted sister brings balance to the Force. We don't want balance. We want sheer awesome and you tend to provide that.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

I supply the board games.

 

[Farrah]

My fluffiness provides ample padding for all the falls from grace around here. Other than that, I got nothin'.

 

[pete]

My fluffiness provides ample padding for all the falls from grace around here. Other than that, I got nothin'.

your 'nothin' is pretty damn awesome

 

[Aquagal]

I fill the redhead quota. Even my tit pictures ran out.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I feel myself falling.

 

[MonaLittle]

I'm the Lit Beer Wench.

The bar is open 24/7.

 

[Phelia]

I bring an alpha-dog masculinity that men can look up to and try to emulate and women can fawn over.

I've also been told that I give good hand massages.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I am excellent troll bait

 

[Farrah]

your 'nothin' is pretty damn awesome

Well thank you, pete. Backatcha.

Everyone is being so wonderfully kind tonight. *cue Twilight Zone theme*

 

[pete]

Well thank you, pete. Backatcha.

Everyone is being so wonderfully kind tonight. *cue Twilight Zone theme*

thanks slim

 

[Farrah]

I feel myself falling.

No worries! *padding*