What to Do When You Wake Up to Your Partner Masturbating Beside You

[lovetoread]

i just read an old Jezebel article about what to do if you are woken up by a fapping partner

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--mbxwryyQ--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/dsxz4cviyuv0fy0sgqsk.gif

so what is your reaction?

what would you do?

 

[pointless]

well, i don't like being woken up, so i'd likely do something i'd regret almost immediately. i'm grumpy. it can't be helped.

but, hey, i'm all for masturbation.

just don't wake me up.

ever.

i will hit you.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

heh heh heh...that .gif...look at the sweat beads of exertion popping out of the darkness as he's struggling to get off!

I dunno how it is for you ladies when you're bean flicking n' clam digging, but that's basically how it is when you're climbing on a good rise to a good nut while stroking that cock. No lies detected.

Never honestly thought about jacking off when next to a sleeping lover, though. Didn't know this was a thing. If the actual urge to masturbate was there and I couldn't deny it, I would just go into another room. Otherwise, what I sometimes did was gradually wake her up for an impromptu fucking. Or sometimes when she got up to go tinkle and would wake me up in the process, I'd coax her into a screw when she got back into bed. Those were fun times, when our mutual horniness synced up.

 

[suckonsimon]

I'd get involved, no question. Firstly kissing her and caressing her elsewhere than her puss. Then, depending on her reaction, I'd progress the thing to masturbation with benefits, or to my giving her hand, oral or penetrative. I'd know which choice to make by 'reading' her responses to my involvement. She's no exhibitionist so I wouldn't just watch.

 

[lovetoread]

personally, i'd be peeved cause i was woken up - go jack off somewhere else for goodness sakes

but i think i could put a sybian on the bed, do jumping jacks on it, wear tassels with bells on them, and he wouldn't wake up

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

For us it's only from memory. My wife or I would often wake up masturbating. Sometimes I'd lay and listen to her using a vibrator under the blankets.
Even though I had to get up early for work one of us rolled on top the other and fucked .
We married to fuck more often, not sleep.
This is not counting the years we had another naked female bed partner. Now that I'm old I can sleep day and night.

 

[THROBBS]

I would watch her and likely stroke myself, and test the waters, so to speak, touching her thigh and see if she was "open" to further possibilities.

It has been many many many year since I last noted her masturbating.

It has been as many years since I last masturbated while in bed with her sleeping.
She does not sleep well and, like several others here, she would be annoyed at being woken. She sleeps so poorly these days (nights), that I generally sleep in another bed, where I do most of my masturbation.

 

[Not Normal]

I'd probably put a hand on her thigh and see where it led. I'd be pretty open to whatever made her happy. I love the idea of mutual masturbation, so I might just caress her thigh when I grabbed for my cock.

personally, i'd be peeved cause i was woken up - go jack off somewhere else for goodness sakes

but i think i could put a sybian on the bed, do jumping jacks on it, wear tassels with bells on them, and he wouldn't wake up

That would make a hilarious comedy bit.

 

[Sean]

personally, i'd be peeved cause i was woken up - go jack off somewhere else for goodness sakes

but i think i could put a sybian on the bed, do jumping jacks on it, wear tassels with bells on them, and he wouldn't wake up

You're just jealous of my awesome kipping skilz.

 

[Saint Peter]

Get off of my pillow!

 

[girlsmiley]

There's no masturbation happening in my bed. Zero. I have made it so.

But if it did happen? Enjoy the show. Join in. Put the kettle on and heat up some food. Take the recycling out. Prepare school lunch. Tidy the shoe rack.

 

[girlsmiley]

Get off of my pillow!

That drool smell though.

 

[deehere]

i just read an old Jezebel article about what to do if you are woken up by a fapping partner

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--mbxwryyQ--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/dsxz4cviyuv0fy0sgqsk.gif

so what is your reaction?

what would you do?

I'd smack him like Cher did to Nicolas Cage in Moonstruck..
Duh! Hello! Eager, available and warm female in bed next to you and you are fucking yourself?! Cue If I Only Had A Brain from The Wizard of Oz.

 

[curiouschattycouple]

Sometimes she will lend a hand/mouth if I'm "adjusting" myself next to her in bed. If she's playing withherself I like to watch or let her suck my fingers as I stoke myself too.

 

[girlsmiley]

I'd smack him like Cher did to Nicolas Cage in Moonstruck..
Duh! Hello! Eager, available and warm female in bed next to you and you are fucking yourself?! Cue If I Only Had A Brain from The Wizard of Oz.

Snap out of it!

 

[Saint Peter]

That drool smell though.

So true.

I will be tidying the shoe rack.

Carry on.

 

[thør]

Time to make coffee.

 

[Noor]

Tie him up!

 

[ksmith475]

join in...my x was an ass abt it tho...he saud i was making him sea sick-what a dick

 

[Downfor]

Ask if I could help!

 

[HardWolfXX]

definitely join her....soft caresses...nipping suckling kisses...let my hands explore until its time to let my tongue have some fun....

 

[submit4pleasure]

Snuggle closer, start gently sucking on one of their nipples while I trail my hand down their stomach....

 

[Hosebloke]

I'd know I hadn't given her enough attention before we had slept

 

[Froya]

I let him know I'm awake. If I feel like participating, I find out if he's into that. A few times, I've just watched.

I don't wake easily, so it hasn't happened that often over the years. It doesn't bother me. I've done it too.

 

[Porkwarrior]

The few times that's happened, it was me stroking.

Almost unilaterally, the women next to me were pissed off. They didn't feel like fucking (again) But they didn't like me stroking either.

Women simply don't understand that men need to cum. Not like, NEED. Like herion addict need a fix need.