What the hell?????
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Good to see you guys are still going for the record of the longest thread.
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Keep up the fun and I'll see you all soon.
Bye for now and hugs to all.
I brought beer http://cgi.tripod.com/smilecwm/cgi-bin/s/net7/beerchug.gif
Keep up the fun and I'll see you all soon.
Bye for now and hugs to all.
JCGIRL, the chat license is for.......well you use it when..........if you have been.......when there's a.......if the time is............after you were.......
Dang it NORM, just what did you sell me? It had a pretty brouchure with pictures and stuff.....how much for that swamp land again......and does it come in lavender?
Dang it NORM, just what did you sell me? It had a pretty brouchure with pictures and stuff.....how much for that swamp land again......and does it come in lavender?
#1derfulGuy
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CAN WE PLEASE PUT THIS TOPIC TO REST???
Where did I put my shotgun. Somebody has to put this to an end and stick it 6 feet under.
Executioners......take your positions!!!! Lock and load...Ready....Aim....Fire......DAMN IT, CAN ANYBODY SHOOT HERE? YOU ALL MISSED...
Where did I put my shotgun. Somebody has to put this to an end and stick it 6 feet under.
Executioners......take your positions!!!! Lock and load...Ready....Aim....Fire......DAMN IT, CAN ANYBODY SHOOT HERE? YOU ALL MISSED...
oh dear, I suppose every thread will attract some wacky infant........*sigh*...........what is the minimum age to have a gun in the US?........and why was that little prick allowed to slip under the door with one?
And Tex?..............dammit you look good when you're angry .......did I say I rather like stubborn negotiator's hips?
More rolo ice cream Busty.....I need cooling off.
And Vi?......which colour would you like sweetheart? ........*grin*
And Tex?..............dammit you look good when you're angry .......did I say I rather like stubborn negotiator's hips?
More rolo ice cream Busty.....I need cooling off.
And Vi?......which colour would you like sweetheart? ........*grin*
Norm, Busty, couldn't have said it better myself. #1derful, if ya don't like this thread, stay the hell out of it. It's that simple. At least we keep our fun to this thread, not cluttering up the BB the way some do with threads. Again #1, if ya don't like it, don't open it. We'll not miss your witty input.
norm?? *kisses* hon, your butt was just too irrestible yesterday, see?? No shoes hon, it was a soft boot... LOL
And you're gonna get me??? what are ya going to get me, I just love presents eheheheheheheh, OMG! I am laughing backwards like norm!
Yikes,*shaking head* kids and guns don't mix! Pushing my kick button, damn it doesn't work in here.
*making memo, buy a case of cheese doodles for everyone for Christmas*
And you're gonna get me??? what are ya going to get me, I just love presents eheheheheheheh, OMG! I am laughing backwards like norm!
Yikes,*shaking head* kids and guns don't mix! Pushing my kick button, damn it doesn't work in here.
*making memo, buy a case of cheese doodles for everyone for Christmas*
Well Norm, RED seems to be the color that comes to mind....(wink), but I really prefer yellow (not PM screens). Can you wave the commsion this time, and the insurance, and the packing fees, and the shipping costs, and the set up fee, and the up front, non-refundable, turn around, one time charge for using cash instead of my credit card from the 5th Bank of Norm. Quarters OK again?
Don't you just hate sand in your shorts?
Hi KSSS.....same time Friday? Your boots are all fixed and waiting to be picked up......how did you get the toe that far into your victim without lossing the whole thing?
How many posts before I'm no longer a virgin, and does it take the same number in real life? I may want a recount....lol. By hand....those machines tend to pinch. Do dimpled attempts count?
No cheese doodles or Rolos for me, thanks. I will be happy with some fresh fruit and perhaps a small glass of bubbly, and a hot tub to enjoy the experiences.
I bet Norm has a deal on used hot tubs. Low milage, one owners, that were just used on Sundays (Fridays for KSSS) for medisimal purposes.
I have been insured that the ferret is alive and breathing, but that it's paws are stuck to the Family Room floor. Could we get a janitor in there?
Luv, Vi
[Edited by Vi on 11-29-2000 at 12:18 PM]
Don't you just hate sand in your shorts?
Hi KSSS.....same time Friday? Your boots are all fixed and waiting to be picked up......how did you get the toe that far into your victim without lossing the whole thing?
How many posts before I'm no longer a virgin, and does it take the same number in real life? I may want a recount....lol. By hand....those machines tend to pinch. Do dimpled attempts count?
No cheese doodles or Rolos for me, thanks. I will be happy with some fresh fruit and perhaps a small glass of bubbly, and a hot tub to enjoy the experiences.
I bet Norm has a deal on used hot tubs. Low milage, one owners, that were just used on Sundays (Fridays for KSSS) for medisimal purposes.
I have been insured that the ferret is alive and breathing, but that it's paws are stuck to the Family Room floor. Could we get a janitor in there?
Luv, Vi
[Edited by Vi on 11-29-2000 at 12:18 PM]
For you Vi........I will change the habits of a lifetime of underhand business practices .......yellow it is then........sunshine yellow, yes I think that will be nice.........AND I'll deliver free.......AND I'll cover the insurance ........AND I'll waive all charges........... AND why when you put your hand in my shorts do you only notice the sand??????
And Ksss.......you did boot me then?...........*GOOSE*
Ok Busty.........assume the negotiating position (page 47 Fig. A in Norm's Book of "Who Gives A F**k Whether You're Successful As Long As You Enjoy It Negotiation Techniques" - currently $15.95 and in it's 123rd reprint)
Now .......the ferret.......I'll send Norm's Ferret Release crew over Vi........they have a simple system for separating ferret's feet from the floor........they rapidly insert a latex covered finger up it's ass.........and bingo.....it separates..........one of my most successful companies that.
Jeez.....business is good nowadays.........
And Ksss.......you did boot me then?...........*GOOSE*
Ok Busty.........assume the negotiating position (page 47 Fig. A in Norm's Book of "Who Gives A F**k Whether You're Successful As Long As You Enjoy It Negotiation Techniques" - currently $15.95 and in it's 123rd reprint)
Now .......the ferret.......I'll send Norm's Ferret Release crew over Vi........they have a simple system for separating ferret's feet from the floor........they rapidly insert a latex covered finger up it's ass.........and bingo.....it separates..........one of my most successful companies that.
Jeez.....business is good nowadays.........
I don't remember checking your shorts, Norm. I'm sure I wouldn't forget something like that, being the "big" *wink* bussiness man you are.
Will my purchases be delivered in the dark of night again, being kicked out the back of a moving truck?
I see you are very experienced in ferret rescue. I have forwarded your name to the SPCA as a contact for such rescues.
KSSS, why do your boots have little N's on the sides with X's through them, are you keeping count of something?
Better go now.....someones here that wants to dimple my vote, hopefully several times.
Luv, Vi
Will my purchases be delivered in the dark of night again, being kicked out the back of a moving truck?
I see you are very experienced in ferret rescue. I have forwarded your name to the SPCA as a contact for such rescues.
KSSS, why do your boots have little N's on the sides with X's through them, are you keeping count of something?
Better go now.....someones here that wants to dimple my vote, hopefully several times.
Luv, Vi
Becca Btr N Btr
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Well I read it all...I am now caught up...
Hi Vi...nice to read you.
Norm you win the LMAO award for the "leave my wife out of this" line...thought I would die!
Very clever bantering all in all.
I would suggest that you just ignore the odd ones that sneak in. To comment on their stupidity only gives them reason to bother again. Just my thought as you know you may choose for yourself.
I must say I did notice the lack of the "Where is Becca? I miss her clever words and adorableness how can we or this thread ever go on without her?!"...posts. No one even backed up after running over me to see if I was okay? Well, such is life...sniffffff...I shall go on......no no, don't worry about me......I could be dead in that rocking cabin for all any of you know.....but....please don't worry yourselves about it...I am sure I will be fine. (Is this enough I wonder? Maybe a few tears ... that will do it!) My tears dripping into a puddle around my feet....sorry for the mess I say as I walk out the door...my tear foot tracks left behind me....snifffff...
Hi Vi...nice to read you.
Norm you win the LMAO award for the "leave my wife out of this" line...thought I would die!
Very clever bantering all in all.
I would suggest that you just ignore the odd ones that sneak in. To comment on their stupidity only gives them reason to bother again. Just my thought as you know you may choose for yourself.
I must say I did notice the lack of the "Where is Becca? I miss her clever words and adorableness how can we or this thread ever go on without her?!"...posts. No one even backed up after running over me to see if I was okay? Well, such is life...sniffffff...I shall go on......no no, don't worry about me......I could be dead in that rocking cabin for all any of you know.....but....please don't worry yourselves about it...I am sure I will be fine. (Is this enough I wonder? Maybe a few tears ... that will do it!) My tears dripping into a puddle around my feet....sorry for the mess I say as I walk out the door...my tear foot tracks left behind me....snifffff...
