What the hell?????

[Shylady]

well i wasn't in the chat room when you were looking for your zebra I might have found it for ya..

Hi dixon *kisss*

 

[norm1]

Hey ezzy........leave my wife out of this .........she ain't done you no harm........

and Dix..........*grin*

 

[Ksss]

Thought norm was having one of his senior moments, wasn't picking on norm...*soft kisses* norm. Damn forgot about Vi's ferret. Egads a family dog?!?!?

 

[Shylady]

norm! you are terrible lol

 

[norm1]

*standing very close to tex, hands on her hips.......face to face.......lips just brushing hers.......looking deep into her eyes*

Now........say that again.............*grin*

 

[Shylady]

mmmmmmmmmmm norm

ummmmm say what again?

 

[norm1]

Tex?.........tell me again how terrible I am...........
*slowly forming but very wide grin*

 

[Shylady]

ummmmm wow really light headed now.... is that what i said? maybe anothing kiss will help me remember

 

[Vi]

Damn forgot about Vi's ferret.

If you find the ferret, keep it. I'm afraid it has some bad mental images now and probably some physical damage. The family dog should be checked real close too. Of course Norm will be able to sell new names to the "Sphinx like" offspring. Let me know when they turn 18......I'll turn in my chat license......what, you don't need a chat license from Norm.................Norm, you dirty rotten @&%(#$!^&*#$%@(&$#!!!!!!!!!!!

Vi

 

[norm1]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm................brushing lips with Tex......... just trying to jog her memory of course...............

Vi..........if you are going to call me @&%(#^&*#$!%@$# then please spell it right!!!!!!!!!! it's double && in the middle!!!!!

[Edited by norm1 on 11-27-2000 at 12:13 PM]

 

[Vi]

Sorry Norm..........spelling is just so hard, all those thingies look alike. By the way, is this license good in other chat rooms?

 

[Busty]

Sitting back in my comfy chair after having eaten all those turkey dinners - thanks everyone - just watching Norm cast his spell over Tex. Animals in lit? I thought we already had those.

 

[norm1]

Well, we did have a few of turkeys in Lit...once....... before Busty ate them all!....... and some of them never saw Tex's southern dressing coming either............

 

[Ezzy]

I thought...

Animals in lit? I thought we already had those.

Those are the newbies!



EZ http://cgi.tripod.com/smilecwm/cgi-bin/s/cwm2/sleep.gif

 

[Busty]

Ezzy - I knew you'd understand - lol. Norm I did not eat all of them - just chewed them up and spit them out when i was done reading them the riot act - READ MY PROFILE - lol.

 

[Ksss]

Hmmmmmm I think I can see the resemblance here, newbies/animals...very close, well maybe not all of the newbies...Chat licenses norm??? Damn, where the hell have I been???, Knew about the chat insurance, damn norm you are one creative mogul *grin*...wondering what norm will be selling next....

 

[Busty]

Norm - if you want me to keep supplying you with rolo ice-cream you're gonna have to cut me in on the name selling and licencing fees. Tex - make sure you negotiate rights for us with norm.

 

[norm1]

eheheheheheheh.....you're just after my money..........

 

[Vi]

Norm has Money?.........can love be far behind?

 

[Busty]

Rats, you've caught me Norm - but you know your body in those shorts wasn't too bad either.

 

[Shylady]

busty norms commision is way to high
waving hi to ezzy and ksss

hmm vi saw your ferret the other day it is looking pretty bad

 

[Busty]

Tex - you know we could negotiate with him - i supply the rolo ice-cream and you supply the cake - wonder if he'll buy into that. Could use a little extra cash right now.

 

[Vi]

I bought that ferret from "Norm's Used Rodents & Massage Parlor". It was guarrenteed to be indesructible and has a lifetime warranty. Anyone else ever hear of a Sand Ferret?

 

[Shylady]

hmmm i could keep norm supplied with cake

omg how many side businesses does that norm have?

 

[norm1]

Message from Norm's Worldwide Holding Co.
quoted on the famous triple "A" NASDEK (Norm's Associated Securities, Desert Equities, Kuwait) Board:

All guarantees are underwritten by our Pres. the famous Norm

If you have any doubts you are welcome to contact Pres. Norm at his HQ which is situated just next to the Innocent Chair in the Lit Lounge.

A word of advice.........pres. Norm is particularly approachable.......providing you are a lady........... a discreet groin rub and a batting of eyelids is known to be particularly successful in getting his attention....... be patient though cos he is presently in intense negotiations with the occupant of the Innocent Chair about our companies getting in bed together........errrrrrr......I mean ...joining forces.........