What the hell?????

Hi Becca, Hi Ezzy, Hi JC <waving to all of you>.

Sure hope these negotiations go well...Vi is beginning to scare me with her information on what it's like to cut a deal with Norm.
 
BecCAAAAAAAA.............BecCAAAAAAAAAAAAA.............where are you BecCAAAAAAAAAAA?..............*blowing kisses, throwing advertising leaflets*......... could be a need for some mouth to mouth rescussitation here(or whatever)..........

Oh yes Vi.....oh yess.......delivery will be in the dead of night.....and personal.........*tip - lie on the left side of the bed (I am right handed)*

Wow Busty........some negotiating position there........I'll put that in my 124th reprint........what an imagination you have!

Hi jc......*soft kiss* how do you do that?

Hi Ksss.....love the slippery fingers....

And where is that Tex?.......I hadn't finished our negotiations.........
 
Oooooooooooooooooh jc

I'm thinkin..............I'm thinkinnnnnnng!!!!
 
Thank you Norm - hey guys I'm gonna be famous - Norms writing about me in his 124th edition - woooooooooohooooooo.
Now about those negotiations Norm.....
 
omg how could we have forgotten to check on becca? hi ezzy hope you find her and busty you can use the cheesedoodles for norm sounds like we need them....

norm you changed your habits for vi? and still want to negoiate with me? hmmmmm you better have some good offers now!

hi vi hope your ferret is ok and won't need therapy for what it went thru
 
Ok Busty......I hear ya baby ....... but just let me figure out where ya speaking from then we can start......ya know, that's a damn fine negotiating position you got there..........such imagination........

Tex, my love, my sweet, my liiittle apple pie?????????? You just know how I like our negotiations to explore all the possibilities..........slowlyyyyyy........... the last thing we want is a premature resolution, now do we?
 
You mean these are yours Vi........http://www.gifs.net/animate/ferrets.gif

They were nesting in the broom closet

They seem to have got a taste for popcorn and paper. They've chewed right through Norm's store of licences.
Well if he does print them on left over edible underwear.

(sheesh it's amazing what you find when you're looking for something else.)
 
Myrrdin, thanks for finding the ferrets. There was only the one that got away. The little one's face looks a lot like Norm. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Busty, be very aware of Norm's negotiations. Play hard ball until he gives in....then release the pressure just a little.
Norm, which side of the bed? Oh ya, your side has the wet spot......never mind.
Becca, Hi......nice to meet you.
Remember, it's always the darkest just before the cop shines his flashlight in the car window.
* Still wonder why KSSS needed a rifle scope on the toe of her boot, next to where she scratched into the leather "Take this Norm".
Hugs and kisses, Vi
 
Vi..........it's the little ferrets you really have to watch out for..........they get in the strangest of places........
<------------ and you are still a virgin remember....

<------------ and I am Really Experienced!!!!!!!!!!

and where's my Tex today..........I've heard of slow negotiating but this is ridiculous...........

Ksss?..........*soft kiss*
 
Norm, I had a really experienced car. I got a new one.
It handles better and can cruise longer and faster........and it doesn't leak.
My virgin status is highly exaggerated, if not an outright fib.
Sleep tight, and don't let the sand crabs bite.
Luv, Vi
 
Norm - I always was on the creative side - all the better to grab hold and squeeze these negotiations a little - can I offer you a cheese doodle?
Vi thanks for the advice.
 
Vi??? just 8 more posts hon and you will be experienced.
Norm??? MMMMMMMMMMM love those soft kisses!
 
Hi Becca. nice to see ya again.

*puts salt peter in norm's cheese doodles*

Delivers another 5 gallons of rolo to shylady and busty. NO cheese doodles tho. (pst would whipped cream and cherries replace the doodles?) NO?????????? how bout i add chocolate syrup?????????????

AHHHHHHHH well, missed out again.
 
Budddddd - thank you honey - ohhhhh chocolate syrup - my favourite - just think of the things we can... never mind that now.
 
*pouting* had techinal diffuculties at my end today...

Hi nicole nice to see you back over here bud I want my cheese doodles...

*wink* @ezzy vi i heard ferret like scratching in the lounge last week i think he is trapped

and busty play hard ball there girl lol
 
Vi........you forgotten already?........I sold you the car..
It's a turkey!

Busty........love the choccy sauce idea.....you pour .....I'll lick! *QQ - looking suspiciously at the cheese doodles .......I think I saw Bud the international doodle terrorist hanging around here.......*

Mmmmmmmm.........beer and spankies........Aussie, Aussie, Aussie,..... ouch ouch ouch!.........*wink* KSSS

Now Tex.......I think a touch of Norm's Tender Tush Repairer applied personally by Pres. Norm would make technical problems at your end much more bareable (have I spelled that right?)......... even if it didn't solve your problem it would solve mine.....*grin*
 
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