What the hell?????

You know........you have to be suspicious of someone who carries a wet fish round with him!!

Ewwwwwwww.........pizza for breakfast?????????
 
norm1 said:
You know........you have to be suspicious of someone who carries a wet fish round with him!!

Ewwwwwwww.........pizza for breakfast?????????


Breakfast? Its midnite!........And wet fish? I dont wanna know!!!!!!!
 
Cymru am byth.

Don't malign the Welsh, Norm. We know where you live. (Got the adress off your order for the inflatable sheep.)

Otherewise we may have to send the boyo's around to have a word. If you wake up one morning and find a male voice choir outside your tent,,,,,,,be afraid,,,,,,,be very afraid. :)

Hehehehe.......try typing Cymru in your search engine. :)
 
Well Myrrdin........I typed Cymru into my search engine and guess what came up?

"what sort of a stupid f**king name is that for a country?"

Oh and it also said "a place where garlic speaking males sing loudly outside English tents and carry wet fish round in their pockets"

BTW, with what I paid I expected at least a half attractive inflateable sheep!
 
jc you can have what ever kind of pizza you want as long as i get pepperoni

*waving at ezzy* why do you have the wet fish?
hi myrrdin haven't seen you in a while but look i still spelled the name correctly *grin*

norm you have moved on from ferrets to sheep? hmmm i think negotiations are over

anyone found becca yet?
 
oh man, i missed a few days, norm is into sheep now??? ezzy is carrying wet fish??? where oh where has becca wandered off too??? not eating any of the cheese doodles from bud, glad i made my order wayyyyyyy before bud got to the factory.
 
hi ksss *waving* and can you believe norm gets offended when i tell him negotiations are off because of those sheep?

want some pizza?
 
I am NOT offended........s'just that this damn sheep has deflated and is sticking to my skin.........cheap welsh stuff..........

Diving on Tex.........now these negotiations you have broken off?????????...... I could attempt a hostile take over.....

*grin*
 
Tex, I'm with you - think we should suspend talks - can you trust a man who has a thing with sheep- cheap sheep at that. I just ordered some more pepperoni pizza Tex - want some?
 
hey! squirming out from under norm and giving him a *goose*

oh yes busty i will take some more... and jc do you want some of this veggie pizza?

psstt jc ignore those sheep we think norm is loosing it. :eek:
 
Okay..........Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay..........so I have a sheep flock in my conglomerate.........."The Norm's my shepherd, I'll not want..."..........hey now that has the makings of a good hymn........have to have a word with my song-writer 'bout that.........

Well, you sit there and eat your pizzas..........see if I care.........

*Takes this quiet moment to count my money in the corner........wife's buying the whole of Christmas on the cards.........keep pedalling Norm*

BeccaAAAAAAAAAA

jc........*kiss*
 
*waving* back at Shylady, hi hon...yummy pizza, thanks!

Norm is our shepherd, We best look out.
He leadth us to our green pastures, He capitalizes on us with clout.
Thy staff and thy "rod" they comfort us Thru the long cold nights.
He prepares us for sheering Our wool so dear.
He makes much money From names and other stuff, that's clear.
Oh shepherd norm, we love you yes we do
please do not forsake us, on ones so true.
We are lost without you, do not desert us
For beauty and friendship and that thing called lust.
Norm is our shepherd,we love him yes we do
So ladies stand clear, we will not share him with you!
(hehehehehehe, there ya go norm!)
 
LOL Ksss.........you are a wonderful poet as well as a lovely lady!!!!!!!!

*Big soft kiss and tight HUUUUUUUUUUUUG*

Has a nice ring to it dontcha think?
 
Ksss - now look what you've gone and done - he's gonna be impossible to negotiate with now - look he already thinks he's a god. Tex we need a conference call between you, jc and myself - we're gonna have to work on a new strategy for negotiations.
 
JC - I like it - it works for me - how bout you Tex?
 
Well you'll have to do some long distance searching .........cos I'm off for a romantic meal with my song-writer........and it ain't pizza!

C'mon Ksss........give me your hand,... I know this lovely little restaurant by the Grand Canal in Venice........ candles, red check tablecloths, a bottle of Chianti Reserve, dreamy music, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....................
 
Sorry girls, he's mine now *grin*.....psssstttt do you think norm is the type to overindulge??? there is still hope ladies *wink*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM norm! I love those kisses and hugs hon, taking norms hand, just hold on tight hon, I wouldn't want to slip and fall into the canal. Ohhhh candlelight, dreamy music *swooning* what a romantic!
 
myrrdin the bo peep outfit looks good on norm (actually everything looks good on norm)

busty, jc I think we do need to just take what we want but we should be polite to ksss and wait til she is thru *wink*

hmmm do you think norm will survive?
 
I'm just so happy to find out that Norm got "flecced" when he bought those sheep. I found it strange that he would actually purchase them.....he always rented before.
Be extra careful if those are Firestone sheep. They can blow when you least expect it and cause a nasty roll over. Once the sheep is on top......well just think about it, and try not to cry....Baaaaaa, Baaaaaaa.
A slice of veggie pizza for me please.
Thanks, Luv, Vi
 
Well young Ksss.......do you see any sheep here.... by the Grand Canal?.........ahhhhhh........a balmy night, the red wine, the candles, the gondolas floating past, gondoliers softly singing their Itallian tenor songs............and Ksss?...........you look sensational..........
 
what!? no diet pepsi? norm I thought you were going to show her a good time?
 
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