What the hell?????

My head is swimming with all of this attention from norm...Oh norm, you are everything a true gentleman is...and I am very glad to see you left the sheep at home...*waving* hi to jc, shylady and busty...girls a little patience please...a night on the town with "old" normy and who knows, perhaps he'll be too tired out to argue about negotiations (just don't send him any Viagra ladies)...Norm??? I have never been to Venice before hon *smiling sweetly*, think you could give me the grand tour???? ehehehehehehehe
 
I'll walk you round the sights on the way back to your room in the hotel next to St. Mark's Square Ksss.....*weg*
 
And Tex........I save the diet pepsi for the balcony overlooking the Bay of Naples.....you knowwwwwww....that romantic little hotel?..........surely you haven't forgotten?

*Grin*
 
Just a quick reminder norm, if the balcony is more than two feet off the ground, I WILL NOT BE ON IT!!!! LOL
OHHH LA LA...St.Marks Square?? Looking in my tour guide book... Norm???? is this where you take all of your women???? hmmmmmm....
 
Hmmmmm - I think I've been going about these negotiations the wrong way all this time - I never got offered a trip to Venus.
 
norm offers trips to venus too? wow *grin*

hey girls did you know norm won't buy his wife a computer? I don't think he trusts us *pouting*
 
So Ksss......did you enjoy the walk back over the Rialto Bridge, thro the little streets, into St Mark's Sq........round onto the Riva Degli Schiavoni, past the Bridge of Sighs and into our hotel?...... We had a couple of Remy Martin cognacs and then up to our room overlooking the Lagoon and across to the floodlit church of San Giorgio Maggiore..........mmmmmmmmmm..........and then.............. well, I think we will keep the rest to ourselves don't you think? You were wonderful though............so romantic.....

*smile*
 
Oh Norm! What a wonderful evening...you handsome stud you *grin*...Nope, I don't kiss and tell, sorry ladies! But let me say this, Norm is one hot stud (even if he is old)! eheheheheheheh....Ya know Norm, if you aren't going to buy your wife a puter for Christmas, you could always share the wealth with us ladies of Chat!!!!!...or else we may have to chip in and buy her one for you! pssssttttttt girls, get your stories ready, blackmail works every time!eheheheheheh
 
Backing away.......maybe venus isn't such a bad place to be when your wife gets a puter............

Omg.....perish the thought..............
 
It does have wonderful possibilities - so Norm what do you say about sharing the profits with us ladies from Lit now? Wonder if we should tell his wife about his other "business" deals."
 
This looks like a conspiracy to me........

And to think I thought of them all as sweet ladies..........

Can they be tootsie roll twirling, cheese nooodle noodling, choccy chomping, pepperoni pizza pitching blackmailers?????

Zeut Alors! (as my Paris based european operations manager might say)..........what to do?........what to dooooooo????

Best go away for a few days and let them settle down a bit..
 
hehehehehe, see ladies??? blackmail works everytime, just keep the pressure on old normy! He'll break soon!
Norm??? hon?? mmmmm what a wonderful night in Venice, even though I had to leave early, not sure who you were sharing your covers with though hon...Was she about 3 feet tall with off-white curly hair??? And are you sure those moans weren't really a baaaaaad dream???
 
Hmmmmmmmm...........so who WAS in my bed in Venice then?

Whoever it was she was SPECTACULARRRRRRRRRRRR........a real honey.........mmmmmmmmmmmm

I'll have to think about that whilst I am away the next few days............see you all late Friday.........Amman via Damascus for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Think someone almost as important as me travelled that route a good few years ago.......now who the hell was it?)
 
pouting bye norm hurry back


hmmm wait while he is gone gives us time to make blackmail plans *grin*
 
Ummmm norm??? Are you going to bring us back some souvenirs??? *kisses* norm, going to miss you while you are gone.
Quick girls, we only have a few days to get our stories together!
 
You'll have to do the planning without me - I'm kind of busy right now but keep me posted - thanks.
 
hmmmm we have to be fast norm will be back on fri.... anyone have any pic of him with those sheep?

busty good luck hon
 
Lost at sea

*walks back in, rubbing eyes, I think I slept too long* oh I am back, and will try to keep up with this post. :)
 
OMG i can't believe this thing is still going..now i know where all of my friends have been spending there time!! Norm kisses!! hi Shy hugs and where's that lil chit JC???
 
Hey just how long am i gonna stay a virgin?? lol i guess i shouldnt complaine havent been a virgin in awhile lol now im just reborn
 
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