What the fuck do UNESCO know?

[hobbit.]

So the free loading bastards of UNESCO have ROBBED the plucky scousers of World Heritage Site status. Do those bastards not realise that the Ghost of Gerry Marsden will now have to find another way to sign on? This just shows that UNESCO are only interested in Money and free trips to hotels and swanky restaurants. These bastards have robbed those plucky scousers who will now have to face famine.

 

[Sean]

Detecting a touch of sarcasm there, hob.

 

[hobbit.]

Detecting a touch of sarcasm there, hob.

NO! next thing the UNHCR will be involved as scousers flee the famine and seek asylum elsewhere. All the free loaders from UNESCO stopping inspecting the home of slave trading and car theft will lead to a severe drop in the amount of food waste chucked lovingly in waste bins at restaurants, in turn scousers who breed like rabbits will face food shortages as a direct result. UNHCR will then arrange food drops and some bin dipping cunt will hijack the plane, it'll then be like the movie documentary 'Madagascar' but in shell suits.

Fucking UN poking its conk in again.

 

[oggbashan]

Despite UNESCO, Liverpool is still a great place to visit with friendly people and plenty to see.

I just can't mention my wife's uncle who used to run Liverpool's docks and modernised them - putting thousands of dockers on the dole...

 

[Sean]

Despite UNESCO, Liverpool is still a great place to visit with friendly people and plenty to see.

.

The dementia has finally got to Ogg,

 

[oggbashan]

The dementia has finally got to Ogg,

Perhaps you haven't been to Liverpool recently? I have - as a tourist.

 

[Sean]

Perhaps you haven't been to Liverpool recently? I have - as a tourist.

It's full of scousers.

 

[hobbit.]

The dementia has finally got to Ogg,

more like Stockholm syndrome - his missus is one of them, and the one that caused the last great boom in scouse prosperity via the job centre and unemployment benefit fraud, plus forgery.

Perhaps you haven't been to Liverpool recently? I have - as a tourist.

I had hoped to on my tour of World Heritage Status sites of Merseryside The bastards at UNESCO have ruined those plans though.

 

[oggbashan]

It's full of scousers.

So what? As long as you don't spill their beer, they are usually friendly. But like any large conurbation, Saturday nights can be rowdy.

I was fortunate to be staying in one of Liverpool's most expensive hotels on the waterfront at a stupidly low price because I booked 14 months ahead.

 

[Sean]

Funny, they hear mine or hobbit's accents and they get less friendly pretty fucking quickly.

 

[oggbashan]

Funny, they hear mine or hobbit's accents and they get less friendly pretty fucking quickly.

But my accent is fairly nondescript unless I revert to Strine. It usually takes about ten pints for that to happen.

 

[hobbit.]

So what? As long as you don't spill their beer, they are usually friendly. But like any large conurbation, Saturday nights can be rowdy.

I was fortunate to be staying in one of Liverpool's most expefnsive hotels on the waterfront at a stupidly low price because I booked 14 months ahead.

They lure humans in like that, make you think youre special, then steal things, your wallet, car, get your home address from the hotel register and rob your house while youre in the hotel - very very subversive is the average bin dipper. by one of verminlands top hotels - do mean the one with plexiglass in the windows instead of breakable glass?

Funny, they hear mine or hobbit's accents and they get less friendly pretty fucking quickly.

Extensive research on live scousers suggests it might be that we frighten them when we can walk on our back legs and breathe through our noses for extended periods of time rather than our accents. flashing lights and sirens do tend to spook them though. If in doubt one can always ask them if they have ever visited Hillsborough Castle and Gardens in Northern Ireland, not the sheffield one.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Only understanding a fraction of this thread... is a scouser the same thing as a redneck in the US?

 

[hobbit.]

Only understanding a fraction of this thread... is a scouser the same thing as a redneck in the US?

that would be offensive to rednecks bro.

Scousers are like real world trolls (without a bridge to live beneath ) so they dug tunnels under a river. they are almost subhuman in appearance and have a high pitched whiney voice which is often used to emit a shrill cry of innocence whilst portraying themself as some kind of victim. unlike the standard redneck, scousers are afraid of work and also go to great lengths to avoid the sun. The main diet of the bindipping greater spotted scouser is obtained from waste bins and dumpsters, often inbred to the extent that a mother unit can also be a sister to its own off spring and its own aunty. Found mainly in the swamps of Liverpool scousrs are best avoided.

Somehow they managed to get World Heritage Status by pulling some kind of long con on UNESCO, but Unesco have now double conned them by nicking it back creating great unrest amongst the idle of liverpool.

Dresden previously had its world heritage status removed by UNESCO, but Arthur 'Bomber' Harris had done some prep work for them on that. Maybe UNESCO now need to subcontract to the RAF to make it clear to the scouse unwashed that what UNESCO gives, UNESCO can remove.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I've been on the Google and think I'm up to speed on the Scouse and heritage site.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/21/world/europe/liverpool-unesco-world-heritage-status.html

I reckon I don't really have an opinion on the matter. I do like the word Scouse though

 

[Conager]

I've been on the Google and think I'm up to speed on the Scouse and heritage site.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/21/world/europe/liverpool-unesco-world-heritage-status.html

I reckon I don't really have an opinion on the matter. I do like the word Scouse though

I considered making such an inquiry myself, but there weren't enough American words to know what to Google about. I assumed it was some site in Liverpool I didn't kin to the fact that it was the whole bloody city.

 

[hobbit.]

I've been on the Google and think I'm up to speed on the Scouse and heritage site.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/21/world/europe/liverpool-unesco-world-heritage-status.html

I reckon I don't really have an opinion on the matter. I do like the word Scouse though

I considered making such an inquiry myself, but there weren't enough American words to know what to Google about. I assumed it was some site in Liverpool I didn't kin to the fact that it was the whole bloody city.

welcome to the free world Brethren.

The scouse is a really strange creature.

Sean, Myself and many many others have witnessed their strange traits first hand.

 

[FataMorgana]

Stonehenge next?

 

[Sean]

Stonehenge next?

Not too many scousers round Stonehenge. They can't get the Sarsens in the back of a nicked Transit.

 

[hobbit.]

Stonehenge next?

Its close to Salisbury plain, so its do'able.

Not too many scousers round Stonehenge. They can't get the Sarsens in the back of a nicked Transit.

Salford van hire have some decent Hi - Abs now....

(p.s. anyone wants a piece of Men an Tol, just PM me, price negotiable)

 

[torchthebitch]

A young relation of mine made £50 about ten minutes into their first shift by signing their first death cert in a Liverpool hospital.

 

[hobbit.]

A young relation of mine made £50 about ten minutes into their first shift by signing their first death cert in a Liverpool hospital.

more work in a sicknote than most scousers anyway.

 

[Earthlyone]

my wife's uncle who used to run Liverpool's docks

What does that even mean? he used to go jogging down there??

 

[Sean]

 

[dingbat27]

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