What skills do you have that would have...

[NatashaluvBoris]

I've got lots of skillzes too like sewing, weaving, knitting, spinning, cooking, preserving and all kinds of other domestic stuff. I can do heavy shit too like farming, animal husbandry, woodworking, etc.

But I am an amazing baker of bakeable things!! I can be the baker -I AM the baker! My breads would fill the air with enticing aromas; homey and irresistable. My pies would make you cry; the fillings, sweet or savory, succulent and rich with the flakiest of crusts. Cakes, biscuits, fried dough of all kinds and pastries, if it can be baked I got this!

I kindly offer up my baking skillz!

 

[ishtat]

I would start a religion (not fussed about which one) and make myself chief priest/witch doctor - whatever, and live off the tithes of grateful believers.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I've got lots of skillzes too like sewing, weaving, knitting, spinning, cooking, preserving and all kinds of other domestic stuff. I can do heavy shit too like farming, animal husbandry, woodworking, etc.

But I am an amazing baker of bakeable things!! I can be the baker -I AM the baker! My breads would fill the air with enticing aromas; homey and irresistable. My pies would make you cry; the fillings, sweet or savory, succulent and rich with the flakiest of crusts. Cakes, biscuits, fried dough of all kinds and pastries, if it can be baked I got this!

I kindly offer up my baking skillz!

We have an opening for a large weight to ride atop our communal disk harrow.

 

[butters]

i also herd cats and can make medicines from plants. when are we moving?

no need to herd cats, neci, you just have to rattle the metaphorical can and they al come a runnin'. just be standing where it is you want the cats to be.

you're hired - we need medicine! when we'll move isn't so much of an issue - once i get hold of a tardis. can't be that tricky, can it?

I sew, cook/bake, grow herbs well, sell, good with kids, write, book making, sing-basically the same ones I use if the wolf is at the door today.

nice one - so your everyday adaptable, balanced yokel

Qualified.

excellent! *plots*

none.

this century:

i can plug my telecaster to the vox amp with the volume at 11, stomp on the fuzz pedal and unleash a tsunami of buzzcocks riffs... it'd be the nastiest, noisiest, rowdiest and most mediocre sounding racket that shitheel wolf has ever heard in his shitty wolf life and he'd lightning-dash the fuck back into the woods never to show his trespassing bitchfaced snout ever again.

so, right now, if you were suddenly transported back into an 18th/19th century village you'd do what? sounds to me as if you'd need to apprentice yerself to someone or get thee to a monastery! still, you're a sweet guy, i'm sure you'd get offers of hearth and food for helping out some. what about working in the cathouse? or the local tavern?

One generation back.
I've got equipment and books.

Hubbs won't let me have bees right now.

I can build bird and bat houses.

bees are essential, as mead will be on the menu

 

[butters]

I can vomit at will. That probably wouldn't have been helpful during the middle ages, but now it gets me out of a lot of traffic tickets for speeding.

how're you with horses?

Con artist

oh they'll always do well, whatever the century or geographical location . . . till they get caught too many times for the same thing in the same place.

I work well with others.
I'm a facilitator. I help others see their strengths, understand their weakness and get their shit happening.

I would have been a 'go to' in the local tribe.

Dogs get my vibe as well.

could use a few more like you - though in episodes of gastric problems i think we can forgo the 'get their shit happening'. keep that one handy for communal mental constipation.

I've a short fuse and a penchants for violence. I can also add rather handily and grovel at will. Pretty sure I'd be a shoe in for thee tax collector.

hmmmn - do you know how much shit the tax collector has to take just doin' his job? that short fuse might see you with stomach ulcers, dude! the trick is having the patience of a saint, smart with numbers, only appearing to have a short fuse, and being able to be convincing at the whole groveling thing. pay is basic rate plus bonuses, and a brown horse thrown in for good measure but you get to pay for its feed. still interested?

I've got lots of skillzes too like sewing, weaving, knitting, spinning, cooking, preserving and all kinds of other domestic stuff. I can do heavy shit too like farming, animal husbandry, woodworking, etc.

But I am an amazing baker of bakeable things!! I can be the baker -I AM the baker! My breads would fill the air with enticing aromas; homey and irresistable. My pies would make you cry; the fillings, sweet or savory, succulent and rich with the flakiest of crusts. Cakes, biscuits, fried dough of all kinds and pastries, if it can be baked I got this!

I kindly offer up my baking skillz!

now that's what i call smashing a job interview.

I would start a religion (not fussed about which one) and make myself chief priest/witch doctor - whatever, and live off the tithes of grateful believers.

just don't call yourself 'which doctor' - that'd be as problematical as being known as 'dr who'

 

[NatashaluvBoris]

We have an opening for a large weight to ride atop our communal disk harrow.

I'm not fat but you are and old and pathetic sad alone and racist and no one on here likes you except subdued. I think that's because you make her laugh at your stupidity not because you're likeable. But I don't want to speak for her.

So far YOU HAVE TROLLED me. You make negative comments towards me on threads where you didn't show your face until I was there. I don't care it just makes you look as sad and pathetic as you are.

Keep it up FUCKING TROLL!

 

[butters]

I'm not fat but you are and old and pathetic sad alone and racist and no one on here likes you except subdued. I think that's because you make her laugh at your stupidity not because you're likeable. But I don't want to speak for her.

So far YOU HAVE TROLLED me. You make negative comments towards me on threads where you didn't show your face until I was there. I don't care it just makes you look as sad and pathetic as you are.

Keep it up FUCKING TROLL!

...she said, with her rolling pin in one hand and kitchen knife in the other.

 

[NatashaluvBoris]

...she said, with her rolling pin in one hand and kitchen knife in the other.

Grrrrrrl you know it. I have thick skin, but since my second day on GB he has TROLLED me. I don't like his racist bullshit. I have no respect for him. I don't comment on his stories or threads anymore but he is all over my shit. Cattiness and tit for tat I can take but having a TROLL sucks. He follows me onto threads that he not participated in to try to insult me.

He has called me an ALT, a man, a lesbian and now fat. All wrong. I've been compared to Marisa Tomei and Winona Ryder by friends and complete strangers. My shit is bangin! His shit is old and it's OVER!