What made you smile or laugh today? Part III

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Kale chips.

Mister said I had to eat tonight and that I couldn't just eat kale chips. :mad:

I had a sandwich and now I'm eating all the kale chips that I want. (*^◯^*)
 
Candles from my Mom, hugs and kisses from my sweet kiddo, snuggles with beloved pets, pizza on a plate, and relaxing. All things that have made me smile today!
 
Despite my face failure that cancelled plans yesterday, I've really had a most excellent weekend.
 
Had a conversation in which a sweet VERY vanilla friend of mine kept saying "Shibari" instead of "Shibori" - I finally asked her exactly what she was talking about and she replied "You know. The Japanese way of dying cloth. Shibari! I'm going to talk to hubby about getting some shibari scarves because they're so pretty."

"Hun, you .. hmm. okay... so you realize that ShibARi is a Japanese style of erotic bondage and ShibORi is the description of the cloth dying you gave me, right?"

*dead silence* "Are you shittin' me?!"

"Nope... did you even look this up online?"

"Oops..."

Thank goodness she has a great sense of humor, because I laughed my ASS off at her!
 
Tired

I have a little phrase book and found under the dating section a phrase that seems kind of odd. I'm not sure "I'm rich and single" is a pickup line that works. o_O;; It made me laugh though, so maybe it could work.
 
It's probably more successful than ' I am rich but I am married'.

Probably. It's just a phrase that I think would make me run away very quickly. Unless it was delivered in a way that was funny? I dunno, leading with "I'm rich" is silly to me. :rolleyes: "Good job, you make money. Here's your special achievement cookie."
 
At an unfamiliar supermarket, I went to wash my hands in the restroom. I was initially confused because, instead of sinks, there were just recesses in the wall.

As I put my hands in, it automatically jetted soap at me, then running water, and then hot air to dry.

And all I could picture was Wallace and Gromit..:rolleyes: :D
 
hi

woman next to me standing in train let out gas loudly and looked around.
 
I got a cookie sandwich at lunch and took a nice walk, the leaves are starting to change and fall. It was so windy my ears hurt, but I love fall so much!
 
I got a cookie sandwich at lunch and took a nice walk, the leaves are starting to change and fall. It was so windy my ears hurt, but I love fall so much!

Me too.



WMMSOLT ?

A hot guy with pretty eyes blew me a kiss.
 
There's been a whole lot of sad and bad going around lately.

But, today I managed to tease a smile out of the one who's closest to my heart. Which made me smile in turn... Gonna keep that going as long as I can ;)
 
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