What made you say "fuck, I'm old" today?

[HopefulRetirement]

Where do I start? My knees? My lower back? Or maybe my shoulders?

 

[Chillygirl]

Yeah, it was a period of discovery. No Doubt- Tragic Kingdom, Weird Al, Presidents of the United States, and Smashing Pumpkins

That was in 95. I had been married for a year by then

 

[deft]

Reading the Creamfields line-up

 

[Oralexplorer]

I slipped and fell today and have been sore all afternoon and evening (and ended up taking a couple short naps).

Sleeping is key to recovery

 

[ericalauren]

Having to give my birthday at the drugstore!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Not being able to work after just two and a half hours of sleep. In my 20s that shit was a piece of cake.

 

[HedgehogHCSSSG]

Trying to decide on a new phone and not having a clue how to go about that task . Can I text and watch videos on it..must be good lol

Can’t do either on my Nokia 3310 lol

 

[HedgehogHCSSSG]

Seeing items listed in ads as "vintage" because it is pre-1995

OMG, that means my daughter is vintage xxxx

 

[Wildfly11]

Seeing items listed in ads as "vintage" because it is pre-1995

Vintage...hey I own one of those lol

 

[Klaus_Smith]

Getting out of bed.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Looking at my work boots and already hurting.

 

[Noor]

My parents are getting fairly ancient. Makes me wonder I’ll be like when I’m in my 90s.

 

[Noor]

Not being able to work after just two and a half hours of sleep. In my 20s that shit was a piece of cake.

Or even 5 hrs of sleep…

 

[notexactlymelville]

The usual: Controlling my slang because literally every coworker is my junior by enough to think "more cowbell" is some ancient bit of secret lore only a select few know about.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

My ass being sore from spending too much time on my hands and knees this weekend (not like that pervs )

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My ass being sore from spending too much time on my hands and knees this weekend (not like that pervs )

https://voca.ro/1jFlxah2FFva

 

[Apisto42]

My ass being sore from spending too much time on my hands and knees this weekend (not like that pervs )

Sure. I’ll buy that.

Sending my son off to his senior year of college.

 

[Chillygirl]

I sat too long and when I stood up everything creaked

 

[~Elizabeth~]

A joke about Steve Martin.

 

[justagirlLMA]

When I realized that I wanted to get my back popped like Mr. Incredible. In the move The Incredibles.

 

[SecretAdmirer584]

I'm 56 and woke up with a morning glory, morning wood, a stiffy, so I said to myself, "fuck, you are not that old., old man...you still wake up in good form"

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Earlier tonight when I was looking for my reading glasses and forgot they were on top of my head. Lasik sounds more and more appealing.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Earlier tonight when I was looking for my reading glasses and forgot they were on top of my head. Lasik sounds more and more appealing.

Ha, I've done that a time or two!

One time I even walked into the bathroom looked in the mirror and wasn't paying attention to them on my head.

 

[SecretAdmirer584]

Ha, I've done that a time or two!

One time I even walked into the bathroom looked in the mirror and wasn't paying attention to them on my head.

Yip, been there, done that.

 

[Bdm20]

Ha, I've done that a time or two!

One time I even walked into the bathroom looked in the mirror and wasn't paying attention to them on my head.

It’s even worse when you realize you’re actually wearing them.