What made you say "fuck, I'm old" today?

[Happyfun1]

Panty hose

Panty hose are so sexy and classy, I imagine the attention you draw when you do wear them I'd say fuck shes hott (never a thought of old would enter my brain) mmmmmmmm

 

[Eyelevel]

I pulled a muscle in my calf getting dressed today.

 

[LovelyLadyLicker]

Today was Twenty One Pilot’s 10yr anniversary of Blurryface

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Well not today but a couple nights ago the girl at golden corral gave me a senior discount! (That Bitch!!)

 

[Whiskeyjack]

 

[Maximsdarling]

While waiting to pick up food from a restuarant, the bar had a sign that said no one born before aug 2004! I was born in 81, and my brain has obviously refused to process the fact that people born around the time I was in college can now drink and are adults.

Also I saw online a 90s museum. People my age kept commenting about how the 90s are now like the 60s when we were kids. Mind blown.

 

[gran_pron]

I was born in 81,

Fuck, I am old

 

[Wildfly11]

Fuck, I am old

Lol...I wish

 

[gran_pron]

Lol...I wish

that's what I meant to say, if only

 

[Wildfly11]

Trying to decide on a new phone and not having a clue how to go about that task . Can I text and watch videos on it..must be good lol

 

[Maximsdarling]

that's what I meant to say, if only

Hey for record I firmly believe in you are only as old as you feel and Im sure you all are plenty young and fun.

 

[smtst5]

Some gray bearded guy looking at me in the mirror this morning.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Being wrong about the expectation that saying “Hi” verbally was an easy thing to do here. Very wrong. Not just feeling old. I feel like an old shit

 

[Baztrachian]

I realized I was old recently when my 37yo coworker was amazed that I could do math in my head.

Note that I was not solving the Unified Fields Theory, I was making change at a Mexican restaurant.

The bill was $17.22 and I gave the cashier $22.22 so I'd get a five dollar bill back.

Coworker acted as if I was a Master of the Dark Arts.

 

[Tallulah82]

Raiders of the Lost Ark was made in 1981 and set in 1936.

A remake today with the same time gap means it would be set in 1980.

You're welcome.

 

[CX726577]

Sounding like I was powerlifting when putting my socks on at 5 this morning

 

[Jodaily]

Helping my son move up to the third floor of an apartment building. Fucking flights of stairs get longer and longer!

 

[Jodaily]

Well not today but a couple nights ago the girl at golden corral gave me a senior discount! (That Bitch!!)

Get used to it. Not all bad.

 

[Jodaily]

While waiting to pick up food from a restuarant, the bar had a sign that said no one born before aug 2004! I was born in 81, and my brain has obviously refused to process the fact that people born around the time I was in college can now drink and are adults.

Also I saw online a 90s museum. People my age kept commenting about how the 90s are now like the 60s when we were kids. Mind blown.

Try 1958 for a laugh. That’ll make you say FUCK.

 

[CX726577]

Seeing items listed in ads as "vintage" because it is pre-1995

 

[MaximTerhune]

When I ran into an old friend of my mom's that I used to fantasize about. As she's now about 84 the attraction was not there. However, I did have fun remembering how I used to think of her!

 

[Tweedledude]

The fact that it's hard to get out of bed in the mornings!

Oh yes the most common reminder that I'm old ouch

 

[Pad_Foot]

All of Lit??

Or?

I’m just old.

“Hey you little creep! Get off my lawn!!”
No wait! I don’t have a lawn.

 

[mickyp123]

Not being able to reach down and plug in my mobility car

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

An aching lower back after pulling weeds.