midwestyankee
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Headline story in today's Chicago Tribune: "Driver's Ed for Blind Kids? - Students Want to Know Why They Must Take the Course"
What made you laugh your ass off today?
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pleasteasme
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Watching my puppy drag a huge teddy bear from the spare bedroom into my office. The thing is about five times the size of her. 
So Funny
A friend at work told me that she wanted to have sex with her boyfriend, so she put a new battery in her Vibrator and hid it under a pillow on the couch.
Instead of getting romantic, they get into a fight. She gets up to gracefully to exit the room, casually picking up her Vibrator and accidentally turns it on.
They both laughed their asses off and had some "good sex"
End Of Fight!!!!
A friend at work told me that she wanted to have sex with her boyfriend, so she put a new battery in her Vibrator and hid it under a pillow on the couch.
Instead of getting romantic, they get into a fight. She gets up to gracefully to exit the room, casually picking up her Vibrator and accidentally turns it on.
They both laughed their asses off and had some "good sex"
End Of Fight!!!!
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Little Bird
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http://dat.4chan.org/r/src/1142712832603.jpg
Every time I look at it, I think it's getting even more funny...
Every time I look at it, I think it's getting even more funny...
Little Bird
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Eilan said:
bobsgirl said:There was a cat puppet on Mister Rogers' Neighborhood that used to talk like that.
Cat: Meow, meow meow-meow?
And the other puppets always seemed to know what was going on. Annoying as hell.
It'd be funny with little ones, though. For a very limited time.
I actually had some conversations with my cat. It was the usual argument about going outside after 21:00h. They're allowed to be out as much as they want but after 21:00h they're not getting out again, once they come home (so we don't have to stand by the door two hours later and have to wait until they come home 5 minutes after caling them).
I came into the kitchen to get myself something to drink. As I stood as the fridge, our cat noticed me, came into the kitchen from the hallway and set before the door to the garden, looked at the handle and said
Meow! *asking politely to open the door for her*
No.
Meow. *stating again that's she's sitting at the door, ready to go outside*
No. *looking at her*
Meow! *making it clear that it was not a question but a command to me*
No, it's allready after nine...
MEOW! *pleading me to please open the door for her*
No, not today. You can get out again tomorrow.
Meow. *getting angry*
No! *ignoring her completely and speaking to the wall before me*
*turns around and trotts behind me back to the hallway, head down* At leaving, without looking behind her to me: meow... ("asshole")
Quoll
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They were on a zoo safari, fortunately it was only a small piece and not the whole neck.Scalywag said:
Even better, my two boys and their cousin wandered off ahead of the others, and as kids do, did not read the signs before entering the tall grassed pathway, unbeknownst to them they triggered the motion detectors which activated the sound system and produced the full bodied roar of a male lion, my wife said she has never seen those three kids move that fast before.
Eilan
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Asshat Award?
I have a whopping 13 posts. Why aren't the ladies lining up to fuck me?
An apology. Well, sort of.
Some of the comments are priceless!
I have a whopping 13 posts. Why aren't the ladies lining up to fuck me?
An apology. Well, sort of.
Some of the comments are priceless!
Nightbird
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Thanks to Eilan I found this thread..
Nothing but fun can be found here.. And OMG is it making me laugh.
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=393711
Nothing but fun can be found here.. And OMG is it making me laugh.
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=393711
leeroy jenkins
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Ran across this here at Lit today.
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=16697884#post16697884
It will be post 952.
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=16697884#post16697884
It will be post 952.
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montrealgirl
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Well thank you Eilan for promoting my thread...Kelly and I both thank you.Nightbird said:
Nightbird - glad to hear you are enjoying the KtCW tales...
Denae
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I came across a sex addiction evaluation form and glanced through several pages. One of the questions asked along the lines of what provokes you to view pornography and masturbate and the evaluatee is to answer why/when/how often are you able to abstain.
That question was then followed by a chart with columns for the person to fill in the blanks with details. The why and when columns were correctly worded. However, under the column that was for abstinence, the column read "how often are you obstinate?"
That question was then followed by a chart with columns for the person to fill in the blanks with details. The why and when columns were correctly worded. However, under the column that was for abstinence, the column read "how often are you obstinate?"
pleasteasme
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Denae said:
So, if I am obstinate a good amount of time...am I a sex-a-holic?
didijune48
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What made me laught my ass out lately....sadely, nothing
