What made you laugh today? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Wand3rlust]

Selective cuntery.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

My dumbass when I tripped over a small bucket full of tools I had literally just put down in front of me. FML

 

[notexactlymelville]

This thing absolutely kills me

 

[Chillygirl]

The shoes I wore today made funny noises on the tile floors at work. One of the girls said she was gonna call me Squidward cause it sounded like I was walking on tentacles which made me thing of my recent toy purchase! So every time I walked I pictured hitting someone with the giant tentacle

 

[NippleMuncher]

My dumbass when I tripped over a small bucket full of tools I had literally just put down in front of me. FML

The audacity of that little fucker!

 

[HopefulRetirement]

The audacity of that little fucker!

Kicked that little shit across the room.

And then was pissed when I had to pick everything up again.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Hell no, I don't judge. I've learned to be very, very creative when it comes to sneaking a nap.

When I was a young private in the Army, I'd zip tie my hands to a truck axle in the motor pool and pretend I was working on it but I was dead asleep. Not the smartest thing to do but hey.... I wasn't the smartest back then either.

I work construction. On more than one occasion nappy time has occurred while working under a house. Great place to be on a hot summer day, nice and cool, nobody will find you.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Kicked that little shit across the room.

And then was pissed when I had to pick everything up again.

One must temper one's rage just enough so as not to create more work for one's self. It is a VERY fine line, that only a master can tiptoe.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Selective cuntery.

This made me laugh. Interesting choice of words.

 

[Abeona1]

My daughter who is known for never being on time. We are talking in hrs late. On her 38th birthday today was actually on time. It's a miracle. And it made me laugh because she was 2 weeks late when I had her. Perhaps she has caught herself up now.

 

[lindi_85]

My own stupidity

 

[Esslemont]

…..climbing to the summit of one, of so very many, mountains in the beautiful Rockies.
Cresting the peak of the last leg of the journey, and the vista that we beheld!


Creation itself unfolds before our very eyes.
Words are indeed pale shades compared to the truth of it.

Humbled.
Thankful.

A smile came upon me….and then joy…..manifested in a deep laugh at the greatness of our Lord.


Praise you Jesus for your love…..even though we are so unbelievably unworthy of it…you still, freely offer us this.
My heart cries out to you….and your creation answers in majesty.

Amen.

 

[Harrypalm]

 

[~Elizabeth~]

A book I was reading. Made me giggle and laugh my ass off at times.

 

[TongueLust]

A text. #Monitored

 

[~Elizabeth~]

My daughter fussing on the phone.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Nothing

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I was on the floor looking under the bed for my clit sucker when my husband came in exclaiming "are you ok?!? What happened?!?!" because normally when I'm on the floor it's because I've fallen.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I was on the floor looking under the bed for my clit sucker when my husband came in exclaiming "are you ok?!? What happened?!?!" because normally when I'm on the floor it's because I've fallen.

But were you okay without your clit sucker?

 

[dkak001]

But were you okay without your clit sucker?

I suspect no. Otherwise she wouldn't be looking for it!

 

[HopefulRetirement]

I was on the floor looking under the bed for my clit sucker when my husband came in exclaiming "are you ok?!? What happened?!?!" because normally when I'm on the floor it's because I've fallen.

There are questions...

 

[barefootgirl69]

My mom's face when I was sassy and she told me that she would beat my ass, and I replied, "Don't tease me."

it just slipped out without a thought.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

But were you okay without your clit sucker?

I was NOT ok. It gives me better orgasms than any man ever has.

 

[Chillygirl]

Coworker got a spray tan done and wasn’t happy. She wore full coverage panties. Told us the tan was so dark when she took off the panties her butt looked like the light in a lighthouse! The proceeds to stick her but out while turning in circles

 

[~Elizabeth~]

A message today.

A video my daughter sent me.