What line would you use to "pick up" the avatar above you?

[papadoc19]

How can I make you smile?

Take off that sweater

 

[papadoc19]

I think your stuffing's hanging out....

That always happens when you are around...

 

[TheMysticMan]

That always happens when you are around...

Hey there cutie, aren't you adorable?

 

[papadoc19]

Hey there cutie, aren't you adorable?

Oooo...your abs are amazing

 

[crazy4cock]

Oooo...your abs are amazing

your're blue, I'm pink, wanna make purple?

 

[Angellica1612]

Oooo...your abs are amazing

You look a little blue. I know just how to cheer you up! Come to Mama Bear

 

[mysterydrink]

You look a little blue. I know just how to cheer you up! Come to Mama Bear

Did it hurt? (Here's where you'd ask, "did what hurt?") When they surgically stitched those wings into your back?

 

[photograph]

Did it hurt? (Here's where you'd ask, "did what hurt?") When they surgically stitched those wings into your back?

Care to share the mystery with me?

 

[Porkwarrior]

Care to share the mystery with me?

I must have a photographic memory, because I will never forget you.

 

[1sickbastard]

I must have a photographic memory, because I will never forget you.

I very long one, made of chain-links, with a hook on the end.

Or one of those animal control loops.

Whichever works best.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Wanna clip coupons with me?

 

[1sickbastard]

Wanna clip coupons with me?

I think she knows.
I don't think the rest of you need to know.

 

[Scentofawoman]

I think she knows.
I don't think the rest of you need to know.

I like you in the light. I like you better in the dark.

 

[papadoc19]

I like you in the light. I like you better in the dark.

Can I catch you by the toe?

 

[Dreamtalking]

Can I catch you by the toe?

I can think of more interesting things to do in the wood.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

I can think of more interesting things to do in the wood.

you should see my skills in wood working

 

[GiggLeGasm]

c'mon.. we can find all the ways that science goes boink

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

c'mon.. we can find all the ways that science goes boink

hey wanna see my new color tv?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

hey wanna see my new color tv?

(hahaha.. I just got a flashback to that scene in Pleasantville where she masturbates and the world is in color)

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

(hahaha.. I just got a flashback to that scene in Pleasantville where she masturbates and the world is in color)

but wheres my pick up line?....... you gotta have a pickup line!

 

[lance gt]

(hahaha.. I just got a flashback to that scene in Pleasantville where she masturbates and the world is in color)

Excuse me, I don't mean to be so forward, but, has anyone told you, you look absolutely fabulous today?

 

[Airka4real]

Excuse me, I don't mean to be so forward, but, has anyone told you, you look absolutely fabulous today?

<laughing at your joke, I reach out to rub your arm>

 

[lance gt]

<laughing at your joke, I reach out to rub your arm>

Works for me.

I look at you and let you know I am serious and hold your hand softly.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

your mother must have been a beautiful woman...

 

[Airka4real]

Works for me.

I look at you and let you know I am serious and hold your hand softly.

I look into your eyes, grin, glance down and smile...