What line would you use to "pick up" the avatar above you?

[heather_baby]

Simple really. Everyone has cheesy pick up lines, sexy pick up lines, pick up lines that work, etc. Which one would you use to get the avatar above you to notice you? Have fun with it and I hope this thread actually goes somewhere lol.
Heather

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Simple really. Everyone has cheesy pick up lines, sexy pick up lines, pick up lines that work, etc. Which one would you use to get the avatar above you to notice you? Have fun with it and I hope this thread actually goes somewhere lol.
Heather

Your eyes make my knees all weak, will you help me home and into bed?

 

[heather_baby]

Awww come on people. Don't just leave this thread hangin lol

 

[heather_baby]

Your eyes make my knees all weak, will you help me home and into bed?

And your lake is so pretty, will you help me with this bra so I can take a swim? Lol, lame I know. I never said MY lines would be good.

 

[heather_baby]

Awww.
Hey! How did you know I was an angel? You must be my God.
Lol tryin hard here.

 

[heather_baby]

Good one!

Haha I try.

 

[Holdingaturn]

Haha I try.

•Here's $50 drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.....wacka wacka

 

[heather_baby]

•Here's $50 drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.....wacka wacka

How about you move a little closer so I can see you better?
Lame? lol

 

[Knightly_Gasps]

How about you move a little closer so I can see you better?
Lame? lol

I will give you one even more lame:

Heather would you like to go to brunch tomorrow? After you nod, i will ask "terrific, should I pick you up OR just roll over and wake you?

 

[heather_baby]

I will give you one even more lame:

Heather would you like to go to brunch tomorrow? After you nod, i will ask "terrific, should I pick you up OR just roll over and wake you?

Hahahahah I love it! How much would could a woodchuck chuck? I have no idea, but I'd sure like to chuck YOUR wood! Lol

 

[Knightly_Gasps]

Hahahahah I love it! How much would could a woodchuck chuck? I have no idea, but I'd sure like to chuck YOUR wood! Lol

Chuck OR choke?

 

[Scentofawoman]

Do you care if I touch you here while you take those off?

 

[BiGuyMN]

Do you care if I touch you here while you take those off?

I will sniff you!

 

[Scentofawoman]

Be careful where you sniff

 

[o_so_wet]

I will sniff you!

I just love it when you wag your tail and bark like a dog !

 

[BiGuyMN]

Be careful where you sniff

I just love it when you wag your tail and bark like a dog !

I am gonna sniff all night!

 

[heather_baby]

I am gonna sniff all night!

Could you smell my breath and tell me if ive had to much alchohol or you're just that good looking?

 

[BiGuyMN]

Could you smell my breath and tell me if ive had to much alchohol or you're just that good looking?

Shit! I am not that clever....Gimme a minute.






I am unbelievably HOT!...and, You had too much alcohol! Pretty good, huh?

 

[Porkwarrior]

Shit! I am not that clever....Gimme a minute.






I am unbelievably HOT!...and, You had too much alcohol! Pretty good, huh?

Dood, you dropped your pocket.









Swoops in next to Heather at the bar while you're looking at your shoes and buys a round of Blowjobs to slam together.

 

[o_so_wet]

Dood, you dropped your pocket.









Swoops in next to Heather at the bar while you're looking at your shoes and buys a round of Blowjobs to slam together.

Will you help me with my bacon addiction ? (heehee)

 

[Ask For More]

Lady, since your homeless, I will treat you like my homework tonight.

I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night long.

 

[Scentofawoman]

I sweetie just wait, you haven't seen anything yet!

 

[IhateClowns]

I sweetie just wait, you haven't seen anything yet!

How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?

 

[cryingalien]

How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?

Do mind if I unwrap your bow?

 

[Scentofawoman]

Lets shake it up on the dance floor