What kind of personality would the "perfect poster" have?

[Cath!]

Is there any one person who could make absolutely everyone happy? Could we, as a group, agree to love one poster if they had all the right qualities?

 

[lavender]

 

[MissTaken]

Nope!

Diversity is beautiful. Amidst the diversity of the boards, we all have different "tastes", if you will, in terms of who we like to read or engage with.

Ya can please some of the folks, some of the time..... !

 

[Guest]

Could we, as a group, agree to love one poster if they had all the right qualities?

What if I wired everyone copious amounts of money? How much love would that buy me?

 

[MissTaken]

Hmmmmmmm....

Just HOW copious are we talking ?

 

[Guest]

Whatever it would take me for me to officially be considered The Perfect Poster Of Literotica. I'll even wire the money to favorite charities for those that are disinclined to directly accept bribes. And don't worry about the costs - I'm loaded.

 

[Dillinger]

Interesting. Well, let's see... a number of the men (and some of the women) like the women posters with big tits - some like 'em small... most just like the concept of tits.

Some of the women here (and perhaps a couple of the men) like a guy with a BIG cock... some like 'em more compact but HARD... but most just like the concept of COCK.

So I guess the perfect poster would have a very nice rack AND a big hard cock.

 

[Thumper]

Whatever it would take me for me to officially be considered The Perfect Poster Of Literotica. I'll even wire the money to favorite charities for those that are disinclined to directly accept bribes. And don't worry about the costs - I'm loaded.

Yep...sounds like the babbling of a hopeless drunk.

 

[Guest]

So I guess the perfect poster would have a very nice rack AND a big hard cock.

What if I spring for a personal Literotica host/ess for each registered member, complete with nice rack and/or hard cock for all that are interested?

 

[April]

I take bribes!

But they must be frequent and ongoing to ensure my affections.

 

[plasticman33]

Is there any one person who could make absolutely everyone happy? Could we, as a group, agree to love one poster if they had all the right qualities?

Impossible, diversity is what makes the world go round! How else would the human race procreate? One persons perception of perfect, may make another run for the hills!

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Just checking

Just checking to see if anyone named me as the "perfect poster"! NOT!

I prefer the diversity of the posts and wouldn't want to always see a "perfect" one.

 

[fillmup]

I'm not perfect, but I am new! Can I apply?

 

[LukkyKnight]

click on me - the answer awaits

 

[Mischka]

You have an extraordinarily skewed view of perfection, Lukky.

 

[LukkyKnight]

The crux of the biscuit, Mischka!

You have an extraordinarily skewed view of perfection, Lukky.

Perfection is in the eye of each beholder, yes?

 

[Mischka]

In your case, I think someone poked you in the eye, a la Three Stooges.

 

[MissTaken]

You have an extraordinarily skewed view of perfection, Lukky.

Does that mean he is one sick bastard?






Sorry, LK! I had to say it!

 

[Cath!]

exactly!

Perfection is in the eye of each beholder, yes?

wondering what to view next...

ok...NOW...what if we did NOT want this poster for sex...just for great conversation...would we be able to agree on any qualities then?

 

[TN_Vixen]

I thought gnufi poppits

was a perfect poster.

 

[LukkyKnight]

LOL @Mischka

I usually have my Kareem Abdul-Jabbar goggles on, but if that's the injury required to actually connect perfection and the link I made I will begin to sleep in them, too.

I think this may be the first time somebody's implied I might be a sick bastard here. I'm not at all sure it's insulting...

 

[MissTaken]

Re: LOL @Mischka

I think this may be the first time somebody's implied I might be a sick bastard here. I'm not at all sure it's insulting...

It wasn't meant to be insulting.

In fact, it may a rite of passage at lit!


*MUAH*

 

[MissTaken]

Re: exactly!

wondering what to view next...

ok...NOW...what if we did NOT want this poster for sex...just for great conversation...would we be able to agree on any qualities then?

Intelligence.

And that would be it.

Other qualities:

Nice.....some don't like "nice" posters.

Curt and aloof: Yes. These qualities draw attention, but to others.....

Do you see what I am getting at? There can be no perfect poster unless we all agree to turn into the Stepford wives!

 

[Cath!]

bump

for the night crowd

 

[LukkyKnight]

Steppenwolf wives?

I like to dream, yes
Right between the post machine
On a thread of sight I drift in the night
Any place it goes is right

Goes far,
flies near,
to the stars away from here

Well, you don't know what we could find
Why don't you come with me little girl on a magic carpet ride?
Well you don't know what we could see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me? Fantasy will set you free.

Last night I held MissTaken's lamp, so I wished that I could stay.
Before the gal could PM me well someone took that lamp away

I looked
around
an all-time thread was all I found.

Close your eyes girl, look inside girl, let literotica take you away.