What it looks like with a 100% Liberal Govt

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1) Abortion would be the only "choice." Almost everything else including light bulbs, TVs, health care plans, cars, and the schools your child goes to would be chosen for you by people in D.C.

2) You could be sued for failing to warn people that you are about to say something that could conceivably be offensive to women, gays, transsexuals, or minorities.

3) Every sports fan of teams like the Redskins, Braves, Chiefs, Indians, Blackhawks, and Seminoles would be branded as a bigot and all of those teams would be forced to change their names.

4) We would have open borders and anyone who walks across would be welcome to sign up as a citizen and collect welfare, food stamps, and Social Security.

5) It would be illegal to say the Pledge of Allegiance or fly an American flag because it might "offend people."

6) All criticism of black and Hispanic politicians would be shrugged off and treated as racism.

7) Government investigations of liberal wrongdoing would be handled by friends, associates, or campaign contributors of the liberal being charged.

8) So many nuclear and coal plants would be shut down that we'd end up with regularly scheduled blackouts in many parts of the country.

9) Anyone could choose not to work and get a monthly stipend from the state -- well, until the money runs out.

10) Cities, states, and even well-connected big businesses that spend irresponsibly and go broke could always be bailed out by the federal government.

11) Women would have to get mandatory abortion counseling from Planned Parenthood before giving birth just to make sure they are ready to have a child.

12) Conservative talk radio, blogs, websites and especially Fox News would be regulated out of existence and only government-approved media sources would be allowed.

13) Christians and conservatives would have to hide their beliefs to get government jobs.

14) The IRS would be allowed to audit people solely for contributing to conservative candidates or being a member of conservative groups.

15) Men who have sex with women who are drinking would be treated as rapists by default.

16) Merit and even basic competence would be secondary in importance to hiring people who are the right race or sex for a job.

17) Any child who plays with a toy gun would be considered a potential psychopath and expelled from school.

18) Americans would only be allowed to buy tiny, overpriced electric cars that don't work very well.

19) It would be illegal to oppose gay marriage.

20) Guns would be confiscated from everyone except the criminals, the cops, the military, and the bodyguards for rich liberals.

http://townhall.com/columnists/john...rolled-by-liberals-like-obama-n1854141/page/2
 
Wow that's a dumb list.

NOW you have a problem with liberal dogma? That's surprising. Had I known that all it took was an inclusive list all in one place, you would have come around a LOT sooner.
 
Townhall columnists, like their target demographic, seem to have an excessive amount of butthurt of late.
:nods:
 
3) Every sports fan of teams like the Redskins, Braves, Chiefs, Indians, Blackhawks, and Seminoles would be branded as a bigot and all of those teams would be forced to change their names.

Not the Seminoles, at any rate; the Seminole nation has made clear it has no objection to the FSU team's name.
 
NOW you have a problem with liberal dogma? That's surprising. Had I known that all it took was an inclusive list all in one place, you would have come around a LOT sooner.

There is no liberal dogma, but even the accepted idea of one doesn't match that list at all.
 
There is no liberal dogma, but even the accepted idea of one doesn't match that list at all.

You don't find yourself cheering "Right ON!" to a single item on that list?

Congratulations, you are not a Liberal. I hope I was helpful on your journey to truth, light and sanity.
 
Conservatives are so sensitive about criticism of their attempts to force people to conform to their own religious beliefs via force of law.

#WhiningConservatives
 
You don't find yourself cheering "Right ON!" to a single item on that list?

Congratulations, you are not a Liberal. I hope I was helpful on your journey to truth, light and sanity.

If a liberal would cheer to every single thing on that list then no such thing as a liberal does, has or ever will exist.

Congratulations your not funny or you're an asshole pick one.
 
If a liberal would cheer to every single thing on that list then no such thing as a liberal does, has or ever will exist.

Congratulations your not funny or you're an asshole pick one.



thank God, you will never amount to much.
 
1 and 8 go hand in hand I would say. Once the shut down all the coal and energy plants, they will need those aborted babies to heat the buildings in the northeast.
 
Not only is this thread and that list stupid in its knee-jerk reactionary-ism, it's also laughably late.

Somebody get Amberchew a new Day-Runner for his birthday or something!

If a liberal would cheer to every single thing on that list then no such thing as a liberal does, has or ever will exist.

Congratulations your not funny or you're an asshole pick one.

Aww, come on, man. Can't he pick two?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpj6grFIe1qcaomb.gif
 
1) Nope
2) Nope
3) Mebbe
4) Nope
5) Nope
6) Nope
7) Nope
8) Nope, but replacements could happen faster
9) Isn't that what the right claims happens already?
10) Not really a lib or con thing, so yep, but nope.
11) Nope, but it's a damn good idea
12) Nope
13) Nope
14) Nope
15) Probably not, but whoever wrote that sounds like a creep.
16) Nope
17) Nope
18) Nope
19) Nope, just douchey.
20) Nope

You're welcome.
 
No mention of the United Nations taking over America.

No mention of Sean Penn as Secretary of State.

No mention of Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld being turned over to The Hague.

If you're gonna run a parody thread, do it properly.
 
No mention of the United Nations taking over America.

No mention of Sean Penn as Secretary of State.

No mention of Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld being turned over to The Hague.

If you're gonna run a parody thread, do it properly.

Or Sheila Jackson Lee as Secretary of Ignorance.
 
No mention of the United Nations taking over America.

No mention of Sean Penn as Secretary of State.

No mention of Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld being turned over to The Hague.

If you're gonna run a parody thread, do it properly.


do you take drugs, or just ignorant?
 
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