What is your most embarrassing moment?

[Erotica_Writings]

Something happens to everyone almost everyday that we might find as an embarrassing moment. Mine was when I was trying to be really cool in front of my dinner guest. Came out of the kitchen carrying a platter of ribs, didn't see the dog's bone and down I went ribs and all. Talk about embarrassing!

So what is yours? Maybe something sexual, or something at work, store anywhere or anything you were doing or someone you know had it happen to them.

 

[His_pita]

I was 16 and had ditched school that day to hang out at my boyfriend's house. His best friend was there and we started playing quarters. Now I wasn't any kind of drinker then and these guys were gorgeous. So, of course I couldn't just burp in front of them.

Yup, you guessed it! It built up so much that all of a sudden I burped and all this foam went spewing all over the table.

They laughed so hard they fell off their chairs and I hid in the bathroom in shame for almost an hour before he could get me out.

 

[babydoll2u]

I was 16 and had ditched school that day to hang out at my boyfriend's house. His best friend was there and we started playing quarters. Now I wasn't any kind of drinker then and these guys were gorgeous. So, of course I couldn't just burp in front of them.

Yup, you guessed it! It built up so much that all of a sudden I burped and all this foam went spewing all over the table.

They laughed so hard they fell off their chairs and I hid in the bathroom in shame for almost an hour before he could get me out.

now that thar is funny, I don't kere who ya are... (bad Larry the Cable Guy imitation)

lol.. is funny tho...

 

[omahaman2]

falling in love with the wrong one,first!
missing the many more years I could have shared with her!

 

[69forever]

Heh, there have been a few.

One of the worst was a first meeting with an ex. We got home from the airport and went to her room. Both being very eager to consummate our love, it wasn't long until we were....ummm. *see my handle* Her daughter knocked once on the door and just came in, catching us in a very indelicate postion. I about died of embarrassment. It was a delfating moment to say the least.

 

[69forever]

falling in love with the wrong one,first!
missing the many more years I could have shared with her!

Everything happens for a purpose my friend. I truly beleive that. But yeah, the what ifs have come up with us now. It's pointless and I'll just rejoice in it being now and finally being with her.

 

[Erotica_Writings]

I was 16 and had ditched school that day to hang out at my boyfriend's house. His best friend was there and we started playing quarters. Now I wasn't any kind of drinker then and these guys were gorgeous. So, of course I couldn't just burp in front of them.

Yup, you guessed it! It built up so much that all of a sudden I burped and all this foam went spewing all over the table.

They laughed so hard they fell off their chairs and I hid in the bathroom in shame for almost an hour before he could get me out.

roflmao...me tooo omg that was funny!

 

[Erotica_Writings]

falling in love with the wrong one,first!
missing the many more years I could have shared with her!

aw......how sweet...but a sad one too...I am glad you two found each other and now its right.

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Heh, there have been a few.

One of the worst was a first meeting with an ex. We got home from the airport and went to her room. Both being very eager to consummate our love, it wasn't long until we were....ummm. *see my handle* Her daughter knocked once on the door and just came in, catching us in a very indelicate postion. I about died of embarrassment. It was a delfating moment to say the least.

how very true....seems when a door flys open things get smaller

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Everything happens for a purpose my friend. I truly beleive that. But yeah, the what ifs have come up with us now. It's pointless and I'll just rejoice in it being now and finally being with her.

This is so true....now is purpose of being and loving, what if is pointless because you can't go back only forward.

 

[Succulent-one]

Ok, this was a few years ago....geeze I am getting old

Anyway, it was during the days when women wore a vest under their suit jackets with out a blouse. I was giving a formal presentation to 2 men. I was sitting in a big chair in this guys office. When I opened my portfolio it caught the bottom button of my vest, and the button holes must of been too big, because the whole vest just popped right open. I quickly brought the portfolio to my chest, but I had to stand up and turn around and button up before I could continue my presentation. They were very attentive to me after that. LOL

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Ok, this was a few years ago....geeze I am getting old

Anyway, it was during the days when women wore a vest under their suit jackets with out a blouse. I was giving a formal presentation to 2 men. I was sitting in a big chair in this guys office. When I opened my portfolio it caught the bottom button of my vest, and the button holes must of been too big, because the whole vest just popped right open. I quickly brought the portfolio to my chest, but I had to stand up and turn around and button up before I could continue my presentation. They were very attentive to me after that. LOL

omg.....lol well I wonder why? lol

 

[69forever]

how very true....seems when a door flys open things get smaller

It was definitely a "in need of Viagra moment"

 

[69forever]

Ok, this was a few years ago....geeze I am getting old

Anyway, it was during the days when women wore a vest under their suit jackets with out a blouse. I was giving a formal presentation to 2 men. I was sitting in a big chair in this guys office. When I opened my portfolio it caught the bottom button of my vest, and the button holes must of been too big, because the whole vest just popped right open. I quickly brought the portfolio to my chest, but I had to stand up and turn around and button up before I could continue my presentation. They were very attentive to me after that. LOL

I'd of been on the edge of my chair as well.....

 

[Erotica_Writings]

It was definitely a "in need of Viagra moment"

lmao with visionary thoughts

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Lmao...Has anyone started to get out of a truck like a ford 150 and fell flat on your face? LOL I did LOL We had all been out at the local bar so my husband had pulled into my daughter & Son-in-laws driveway. My Son-in-law and I were plastered to the gills and he is in the back of the truck... as I open my door to get out, he starts to get climb out and we both fell out of the truck on seperate sides. They tell us if was a kodack moment

 

[omahaman2]

Like most people,Ive had alot of them!!
This one was really embaressing!!
I met me S/O jenny online at a site called Literotica. Perhaps, you have
heard of the place. We fell hard for each other, and we ended up in an LDR.
We spent every free moment we could together. We used lit chat,posted on the boards,even jenny posted a few stories and poems about us. Away from LIT,
we used the telephone and voice chat.We were falling deeper and deeper for each other. We slept by the PC with our headphones on, so we could sleep together. We even ate our holiday dinners that way. Every day,we grew closer.
We had to be together.

After,saving my nickles and pennies, I flew to NYC. After downing a bottle of scope at the airport,here was a hick from the midwest with a suitcase falling apart in one hand and a small boquet of flowers in the other,trudging through time square.People had compared us to Green acres TV series,and looking at Manhattan that came to mind. After being looked over a couple of times by the doorman at her apt building, I got on the elevator. As the elevator door openned our eyes met and we knew our love was meant to be. However,as everyone
suggests for safety sake she had a friend there. We talked and chatted the three of us,as they fed me lunch. They told me of the plans to meet all of her friends that night. Her friend left the room to get ready for the night,as she
was going to get to meeting place early,so we could have some time alone together.
As she went to the bedroom,our passion for each other,after months and months of longing,couldnt be restrained. Lips met lips,clothes went flying
abd we were locked in a very passionate embrace with not much on. However,
we had forgotten her friend hadnt left yet.

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Like most people,Ive had alot of them!!
This one was really embaressing!!
I met me S/O jenny online at a site called Literotica. Perhaps, you have
heard of the place. We fell hard for each other, and we ended up in an LDR.
We spent every free moment we could together. We used lit chat,posted on the boards,even jenny posted a few stories and poems about us. Away from LIT,
we used the telephone and voice chat.We were falling deeper and deeper for each other. We slept by the PC with our headphones on, so we could sleep together. We even ate our holiday dinners that way. Every day,we grew closer.
We had to be together.

After,saving my nickles and pennies, I flew to NYC. After downing a bottle of scope at the airport,here was a hick from the midwest with a suitcase falling apart in one hand and a small boquet of flowers in the other,trudging through time square.People had compared us to Green acres TV series,and looking at Manhattan that came to mind. After being looked over a couple of times by the doorman at her apt building, I got on the elevator. As the elevator door openned our eyes met and we knew our love was meant to be. However,as everyone
suggests for safety sake she had a friend there. We talked and chatted the three of us,as they fed me lunch. They told me of the plans to meet all of her friends that night. Her friend left the room to get ready for the night,as she
was going to get to meeting place early,so we could have some time alone together.
As she went to the bedroom,our passion for each other,after months and months of longing,couldnt be restrained. Lips met lips,clothes went flying
abd we were locked in a very passionate embrace with not much on. However,
we had forgotten her friend hadnt left yet.

lol omg

 

[Erotica_Writings]

when I was a kid I hated going to the store with my mom cause it never felled she would fart loudly and turn around and say Ginger! Mean while I am trying to get away like it's the plaque.

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Three years ago I had to go for test and my doctor had just put me on new meds. I get out of the car take two friggin' steps and the next thing I know I am on the ground. People come running to help and mean while I am like beet red and want to crawl in a hole.

 

[Icey*Fire]

In complete honesty I am not a drinker of alcohol. At the very least I will have a toast on New Year's Eve.
A few years ago, maybe ten, I was looking at the bottles of wine on the shelf at a local supermarket. My son was with me and he said, "ummm Mom is going to get drunk again"......just as this couple walked past us. OMG....I wanted the floor to open up and swallow me whole. I was so glad that I did not know this couple, and I knew my face turned beet red. All I could do was just walk away very quickley. My son just laughs now when I remind him of that moment.

 

[Erotica_Writings]

In complete honesty I am not a drinker of alcohol. At the very least I will have a toast on New Year's Eve.
A few years ago, maybe ten, I was looking at the bottles of wine on the shelf at a local supermarket. My son was with me and he said, "ummm Mom is going to get drunk again"......just as this couple walked past us. OMG....I wanted the floor to open up and swallow me whole. I was so glad that I did not know this couple, and I knew my face turned beet red. All I could do was just walk away very quickley. My son just laughs now when I remind him of that moment.

lol kids say the darnest things when people are around. and Thanks for sharing

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Good morning everyone

 

[Erotica_Writings]

I think most of you know I use a wheel chair to get around. Well, on a recent outing to wal-mart I decided I was going to race my husband who was on his feet. I got going really fast, turned the corner and bam boom into a display with dolls....Ooops...

 

[Feelfreetotouch]

My first time

My first time having sex-- Drove 5 miles hard and ready. I was 16 and she was 22. I had been seeing her for about 5 days and had yet to have sex because of her period. She called me excitedly, saying it was time. She answered the door in a nice red teddy- I couldn't wait to jump her. Everything went fine for about 5 minutes (yes I was peeking at the clock)-I was hitting her cervix (didn't know that at the time) and trying to push it deeper and thats when the blood started getting all over me and her white sheets. I panicked and without a word I fled to the bathroom. I didn't even get to finish. I came out to find that she was already washing her sheets-- I looked at her with a fake smile and a I'll call you later - then bolted. Have not seen her since.