What is your dick or pussy thinking?

[Shenanigans90]

Tell her about me but try not to sound cocky!

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Holding hands

Dick / pussy

Motherfurkers day is coming

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You need to use me more or you'll pull a muscle when you finally do...

 

[Leigh81]

If you’re taking me swimming in a cold pool, don’t let her see me afterward. Just trust me

George Costanza learned that the hard.... or not so hard way


It's pretty lonely since that dick's been busy

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I see what U did there that’s what he said

When the Dick’s away , the fingers will play , that’s what she said

 

[AlexBailey]

Can we have some friends over tonight?

 

[ydahecnot]

George Costanza learned that the hard.... or not so hard way


It's pretty lonely since that dick's been busy

“It was shrinkage!”

 

[Taegul]

Oh wow, this hammock is so comfortable.

 

[ydahecnot]

Wait....this plastic?...why can’t I grow any bigger?

 

[BadAmy]

wrong way.

 

[Taegul]

I have to sneeze again.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I want to go exploring caves...

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I need more attention!

 

[HeavyBalls]

I need more attention!

I know that feeling!

 

[NastyNyx]

I'm not sure but I wish I knew so he'd stop meowing

 

[Taegul]

I'm not sure but I wish I knew so he'd stop meowing

He?!?!

 

[NastyNyx]

He?!?!

My cat...I know lol

 

[Taegul]

My cat...I know lol

"I really want to meet her cat" lol.

 

[Taegul]

"Hey, when are you taking me to go see the doctor again? I didn't like how cold her hands were at first, but I really liked how quickly they warmed up..."

 

[stargazer88]

thinking

My pussy is thinking that it needs a friend

 

[ydahecnot]

I like it when you read

 

[AlexBailey]

Imagine what the rest of our body would look like if you gave it as much of a daily workout.

 

[Wageslave]

I need to take a trip abroad

 

[barefootgirl69]

That was fun, but next time take your time.

 

[mrmphilllll]

Should I bring her breakfast finally