What is your dick or pussy thinking?

If you’re taking me swimming in a cold pool, don’t let her see me afterward. Just trust me

George Costanza learned that the hard.... or not so hard way


It's pretty lonely since that dick's been busy
 
I see what U did there ;) that’s what he said

When the Dick’s away , the fingers will play , that’s what she said

:devil:
 
"Hey, when are you taking me to go see the doctor again? I didn't like how cold her hands were at first, but I really liked how quickly they warmed up..."
 
Imagine what the rest of our body would look like if you gave it as much of a daily workout.
 
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