what is unnatural?

So then. . . back to the salted meats you do not understand due to being born in the age of refrigeration. . .

I've had time to think about this and the discussion actually started with ready made Rice Krispy treats.

I am familiar with salted meats, even though I have never been reduced to eating because there was no other choice. My family has only recently raised itself out of subsistence farming, so there are many stories of life without refrigeration, lights or running water.

I have eaten canned tuna many times because there was no other choice and was grateful to have it. I have many vices, but ingratitude is not one of them.
 
I've had time to think about this and the discussion actually started with ready made Rice Krispy treats.

I am familiar with salted meats, even though I have never been reduced to eating because there was no other choice. My family has only recently raised itself out of subsistence farming, so there are many stories of life without refrigeration, lights or running water.

I have eaten canned tuna many times because there was no other choice and was grateful to have it. I have many vices, but ingratitude is not one of them.

You see, you do have the experience even though you hide it behind a grumpy old man facade. I do believe you are right about the rice krispy treats, just to show that I have some give in me as well.
 
Plastic lawn animals.

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And when I inquire about the possibility of anal... Apparently.
 
You see, you do have the experience even though you hide it behind a grumpy old man facade. I do believe you are right about the rice krispy treats, just to show that I have some give in me as well.

Grumpy old man facade. I hope I have not misrepresented myself. I have a basically cheerful disposition and have a better life than most I know.

I make cynical observations from time to time(okay, quite often), but one will seldom hear me complain.
 
Grumpy old man facade. I hope I have not misrepresented myself. I have a basically cheerful disposition and have a better life than most I know.

I make cynical observations from time to time(okay, quite often), but one will seldom hear me complain.

I apologise. I classify men into few categories, horny young men, needy middle aged men and grumpy old men are three You could be one or the other or in transition.
 
Just being unnatural can be as common as hair dye. As a legal term its put together as an 'act.'

Speaking of an unnatural act is common in legal/court settings for certain sex acts, including anal sex, oral sex, incest, or sexual acts in the "wrong" position or without procreative intent like bestiality and necrophilia.

:D
 
I apologise. I classify men into few categories, horny young men, needy middle aged men and grumpy old men are three You could be one or the other or in transition.

All evidence shows, I am like no man you ever met.
 
Canned tuna is the perfect alternative for the person who doesn't have time to wrestle a tuna to up onto the beach. Besides, who can finish off an entire tuna at one meal?

I don't like fish and I'm 80% sure that there's something Freudian about that.


Don't forget crutches and peg legs, although without them, a one legged man would have to crawl, which is not natural.

I'll tell you what is not natural, ready made Rice Crispy Treats. Anyone who is so lazy they can't mix marshmallows, butter and rice crispys in a bowl, would probably gnaw the back of their hand instead of opening an can of tuna.

Auto-cannibalism, there's another one.

Dude, at the store the other day, I saw refrigerated brownie mix. Like you can't fucking mix the ingredients together for boxed brownie mix. Just buy the fucking brownies you lazy ass motherfuckers.

Anyway, I've always considered things to be unnatural if they don't occur in nature. Like factory farming or homophobia. Or Pez. Not everything unnatural is bad. Pez is delicious. Except for this new Razberry shit. What the fuck?
 
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