bronzeage
I am a river to my people
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I've never had to land a tuna either, but this discussion started there despite that fact.
Experience is not necessary for all discussions.
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I've never had to land a tuna either, but this discussion started there despite that fact.
Experience is not necessary for all discussions.
So then. . . back to the salted meats you do not understand due to being born in the age of refrigeration. . .
I've had time to think about this and the discussion actually started with ready made Rice Krispy treats.
I am familiar with salted meats, even though I have never been reduced to eating because there was no other choice. My family has only recently raised itself out of subsistence farming, so there are many stories of life without refrigeration, lights or running water.
I have eaten canned tuna many times because there was no other choice and was grateful to have it. I have many vices, but ingratitude is not one of them.
You see, you do have the experience even though you hide it behind a grumpy old man facade. I do believe you are right about the rice krispy treats, just to show that I have some give in me as well.
Grumpy old man facade. I hope I have not misrepresented myself. I have a basically cheerful disposition and have a better life than most I know.
I make cynical observations from time to time(okay, quite often), but one will seldom hear me complain.
I apologise. I classify men into few categories, horny young men, needy middle aged men and grumpy old men are three You could be one or the other or in transition.
Or being on the underside of the world where you might fall off of it.
Who does that?
Un-natural is having a bionic eye, or weird sproingy replacement feet that make you run fast.
Everything else is perfectly fine.
Canned tuna is the perfect alternative for the person who doesn't have time to wrestle a tuna to up onto the beach. Besides, who can finish off an entire tuna at one meal?
Don't forget crutches and peg legs, although without them, a one legged man would have to crawl, which is not natural.
I'll tell you what is not natural, ready made Rice Crispy Treats. Anyone who is so lazy they can't mix marshmallows, butter and rice crispys in a bowl, would probably gnaw the back of their hand instead of opening an can of tuna.
Auto-cannibalism, there's another one.
I don't get it.
How could a person be unnatural?
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