what is unnatural?

[girlsmiley]

Inspirational? Haha!

 

[Byron In Exile]

Inspirational? Haha!

Are you... mocking me?

Because I was being serious.

 

[girlsmiley]

Are you... mocking me?

Because I was being serious.

I wasn't sure if you were being serious or not.

I did laff.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I wasn't sure if you were being serious or not.

I did laff.

Well, then all's well!

Laffing is what we're here for.

Whether I really was being serious... that's a bit of a toss-up.

 

[warrior queen]

Un-natural is having a bionic eye, or weird sproingy replacement feet that make you run fast.
Everything else is perfectly fine.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Un-natural is having a bionic eye, or weird sproingy replacement feet that make you run fast.
Everything else is perfectly fine.

Or being on the underside of the world where you might fall off of it.

Who does that?

 

[bronzeage]

Un-natural is having a bionic eye, or weird sproingy replacement feet that make you run fast.
Everything else is perfectly fine.

Don't forget crutches and peg legs, although without them, a one legged man would have to crawl, which is not natural.

I'll tell you what is not natural, ready made Rice Crispy Treats. Anyone who is so lazy they can't mix marshmallows, butter and rice crispys in a bowl, would probably gnaw the back of their hand instead of opening an can of tuna.

Auto-cannibalism, there's another one.

 

[kbate]

Don't forget crutches and peg legs, although without them, a one legged man would have to crawl, which is not natural.

I'll tell you what is not natural, ready made Rice Crispy Treats. Anyone who is so lazy they can't mix marshmallows, butter and rice crispys in a bowl, would probably gnaw the back of their hand instead of opening an can of tuna.

Auto-cannibalism, there's another one.

Canned Tuna? How unnatural.

I'd rather gnaw my hand than eat that crap.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Canned Tuna? How unnatural.

I'd rather gnaw my hand than eat that crap.

Bronze is off the hook.

 

[bronzeage]

Canned Tuna? How unnatural.

I'd rather gnaw my hand than eat that crap.

Canned tuna is the perfect alternative for the person who doesn't have time to wrestle a tuna to up onto the beach. Besides, who can finish off an entire tuna at one meal?

 

[Peregrinator]

Hemorrhoids. On jellyfish.

 

[kbate]

Canned tuna is the perfect alternative for the person who doesn't have time to wrestle a tuna to up onto the beach. Besides, who can finish off an entire tuna at one meal?

I think the retirement home would be able to serve everyone for two days and between the lot of you, you might get the fish to the shore.

 

[bronzeage]

I think the retirement home would be able to serve everyone for two days and between the lot of you, you might get the fish to the shore.

There you go.

Cooperation for the common good. A perfectly natural thing for humans to do. It all works out in the end.

 

[kbate]

There you go.

Cooperation for the common good. A perfectly natural thing for humans to do. It all works out in the end.

But most important, no goddamned salted fish in a can.

 

[bronzeage]

But most important, no goddamned salted fish in a can.

When one sees a statement such as this, it is the realization we live in a privileged time.

 

[kbate]

When one sees a statement such as this, it is the realization we live in a privileged time.

So did the people who invented salted fish in a barrel, compared to the people who had to eat rotted meat if they ate meat at all.

 

[tactful]

Fake chocolate.

 

[KingOrfeo]

what is unnatural?

Plaids and stripes worn together.

 

[Recidiva]

Unnatural:

http://i2.asntown.net/5/child_beauty_pageant8.jpg

 

[Wings]

Fake chocolate.

Fake chocolate? Who hurt you?

 

[bronzeage]

So did the people who invented salted fish in a barrel, compared to the people who had to eat rotted meat if they ate meat at all.

Okay. I'm not sure what this means, but I am certain that "no goddamned salted fish in a can," is not the most important thing.

There has to be something else higher on the list.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Unnatural:

http://i2.asntown.net/5/child_beauty_pageant8.jpg

too young to be wearing all that make up.

 

[kbate]

Okay. I'm not sure what this means, but I am certain that "no goddamned salted fish in a can," is not the most important thing.

There has to be something else higher on the list.

I would have thought you'd be old enough to understand the historic reference to earlier times of less privilege, but meh. . .

It isn't important.

 

[bronzeage]

I would have thought you'd be old enough to understand the historic reference to earlier times of less privilege, but meh. . .

It isn't important.

An electric refrigerator figures in my earliest memories, so I never faced a choice between salted fish and rotted meat.

 

[kbate]

An electric refrigerator figures in my earliest memories, so I never faced a choice between salted fish and rotted meat.

I've never had to land a tuna either, but this discussion started there despite that fact.