What is the most bizarre thing your dom/me ever had you do?

[bunny bondage]

The gangbang, the anal, the other girl?
Which part, exactly?

the other girl is more than welcome, but the rest of it can just stay on its own side of the universe!

 

[RisiaSkye]

This thread is excellent evidence for the argument that "bizarre" is a truly subjective characterization.

And puppy boys are fun, imo.

 

[James G 5]

the other girl is more than welcome, but the rest of it can just stay on its own side of the universe!

Poor bunny, never to know the joys of the ass

 

[bunny bondage]

Poor bunny, never to know the joys of the ass

that's ok, i don't feel like i'm missing anything.

"but bunny, how can you know if you've never tried?"

ah, good question. i have tried, and much to my dismay, it was the most unbearable pain i'd ever experienced and i have no desire to repeat the incident.

 

[Quint]

that's ok, i don't feel like i'm missing anything.

"but bunny, how can you know if you've never tried?"

ah, good question. i have tried, and much to my dismay, it was the most unbearable pain i'd ever experienced and i have no desire to repeat the incident.

Anal attempts 1-4 were all like that, as were 7 and 8. Definitely the BAD kind of pain. I just give myself enough time in between 'em to forget how mindnumbingly awful they were, and I prepare and relax quite a bit better next time!

I thought the kitty thing was very sexy, myself. Would do it in a heartbeat. Then again, I've seen lots of anime with hot catgirls. Don't even think you need to get worried about bestiality, that "sick fetish." Little roleplaying never hurt anyone.

Trying to think...I don't think T has ever had me do anything weird that wasn't also kinky to me. The most unusual and not-instantly-sexual thing he did was to punish me by having me sit in the tub and run cold water on my legs when I had to pee. It sucked...but I couldn't deny the humiliation in that discomfort, and humiliation gooood for me.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Nah, that wasn't weird at ALL
And anytime I think I'm thinking of something weird, I can always find someone kinkier

And puppygirls are fun, never tried a kittygirl
Hmmmm
Ohhh Pouty..............

Well, I didn't know this was a "can you top this" thread! LOL

 

[NemoAlia]

*gasp*

Quint's back! Quint, bunny, have you two met each other? I have a feeling that y'all are kindred spirits -- you're definitely two of my favorite posters, anyway.

(Reining in my enthusiasm -- time for a serious post.)

Once, after a day of disgruntling public electric shock collar play, my Dom and I switched. I fastened the electric shock thingy to his unmentionables and made him learn how to polka whilst holding a stuffed animal.

Well, at least I enjoyed it!

 

[Ebonyfire]

*gasp*

Quint's back! Quint, bunny, have you two met each other? I have a feeling that y'all are kindred spirits -- you're definitely two of my favorite posters, anyway.

(Reining in my enthusiasm -- time for a serious post.)

Once, after a day of disgruntling public electric shock collar play, my Dom and I switched. I fastened the electric shock thingy to his unmentionables and made him learn how to polka whilst holding a stuffed animal.

Well, at least I enjoyed it!

Now THAT is a tasty visual!

 

[bunny bondage]

*gasp*

Quint's back! Quint, bunny, have you two met each other? I have a feeling that y'all are kindred spirits -- you're definitely two of my favorite posters, anyway.

(Reining in my enthusiasm -- time for a serious post.)

Once, after a day of disgruntling public electric shock collar play, my Dom and I switched. I fastened the electric shock thingy to his unmentionables and made him learn how to polka whilst holding a stuffed animal.

Well, at least I enjoyed it!

*dies laughing* that is TOO funny!

thanks for the introduction to Quint! hiya, Quint! i'm bunny! ^_^

 

[James G 5]

that's ok, i don't feel like i'm missing anything.

"but bunny, how can you know if you've never tried?"

ah, good question. i have tried, and much to my dismay, it was the most unbearable pain i'd ever experienced and i have no desire to repeat the incident.

Bummer that you had a bad experience, but why let that rule out the possibility of good ones?
Seems a shame

 

[James G 5]

Well, I didn't know this was a "can you top this" thread! LOL

Gee EB, a Tops topping Tops thread might get kind of futile

 

[WynEternal]

Gee EB, a Tops topping Tops thread might get kind of futile

Hmmm.... Tops trying to top each other may end up very messy for a sub/slave.

Actually, two dominants putting their heads together always spells trouble. LOL. And when a sub hears muted giggling coming from behind closed doors, they should be very afraid. Heh heh.

 

[Quint]

*dies laughing* that is TOO funny!

thanks for the introduction to Quint! hiya, Quint! i'm bunny! ^_^

Hi there, bunny! (I'm still stuck in lurk mode so I probably shouldn't even be this meager amount of hospitable, but I love the exploits that you've shared. I agree with all and envy many. I quote you often to T.)

Hi, Nemo! Missed you too, dear, and it seems that you've been busy. See above for hesitancy and general lurkiness. Oh yeah, the word slut lives on. o)

James G 5, I have to disagree with you on the "keep trying anal sex, it's gooooood" point. I've played with lots of things that many people have experimented with and found to not be their thing. (Ack! Split infinitive! 20 whacks!) I love breath play; I don't ask everyone to try it just because it MIGHT be good eventually after they get past the trauma and terror. That's the whole concept of "to each their own." bunny seems to have plenty of other toys in her arsenal...she wants to change, she'll change.

 

[WickedEve]

Well, I did something weird with my Master a few months ago and it made me cum and I was actually embarrassed to get off to something so... corny. This was over the phone (back before we met in person after a 3 year L/D relationship). Anyway, he did this Mr. Rogers thing. He was speaking like Mr. Rogers and talking about the beautiful day in the neighborhood and being really sweet and then in that same voice he started saying the nastiest things! Well, something about this really sweet voice and those nice words mingled together with crude sexual content really got me all crazy. Of course, we don't do Mr. Rogers anymore since he passed away. It's just too creepy now.

 

[bunny bondage]

Hi there, bunny!

James G 5, I have to disagree with you on the "keep trying anal sex, it's gooooood" point. I've played with lots of things that many people have experimented with and found to not be their thing. (Ack! Split infinitive! 20 whacks!) I love breath play; I don't ask everyone to try it just because it MIGHT be good eventually after they get past the trauma and terror. That's the whole concept of "to each their own." bunny seems to have plenty of other toys in her arsenal...she wants to change, she'll change.

hi! and thanks for sticking up for my behind! you make a good point about "to each their own". so listen to Quint, James!

 

[James G 5]

James G 5, I have to disagree with you on the "keep trying anal sex, it's gooooood" point. I've played with lots of things that many people have experimented with and found to not be their thing. (Ack! Split infinitive! 20 whacks!) I love breath play; I don't ask everyone to try it just because it MIGHT be good eventually after they get past the trauma and terror. That's the whole concept of "to each their own." bunny seems to have plenty of other toys in her arsenal...she wants to change, she'll change.

I hate being misquoted
What I said was:

Bummer that you had a bad experience, but why let that rule out the possibility of good ones?
Seems a shame

I didn't say keep doing, it it's good
I asked why let one bad experience sour her on something entirely and said it seemed like a shame
BIG difference, not just semantically but in attitude

 

[James G 5]

hi! and thanks for sticking up for my behind! you make a good point about "to each their own". so listen to Quint, James!

BAH
Like I said, I didn't say run out & do it, I said it was a shame you'd had a bad experience & let it turm you off to the possibility of muych pleasure
so

 

[white_mage_goddess]

I know some women just aren't into anal, but usually if you find the right partner it's fun. The first person I tried it with really botched it and I was pretty disappointed but when me and my current b/f tried it, he knew all the tricks to get me to loosen up and relax enough that it felt good. Now I love it. It's just one of those things where the guy REALLY has to know what the hell he's doing for it to be enjoyable.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Gee EB, a Tops topping Tops thread might get kind of futile

Well, if I were a Top, I might say something, but I do not Top. My D/s is strictly lifestyle/relationship oriented. I have no interest in "recreational" pursuits. No judgement to others who do, just My preference.

 

[James G 5]

Well, if I were a Top, I might say something, but I do not Top. My D/s is strictly lifestyle/relationship oriented. I have no interest in "recreational" pursuits. No judgement to others who do, just My preference.

Ok, wreck a perfectly legit joke with semantics

 

[Shadowsdream]

When I was a half a world away from My toy I used to have him practice being in the plow position (yoga) and jerking off accurately into his mouth...awkward but rediculously amusing when he finally got to show Me his new parlour trick.

 

[Quint]

Reciting random things (the Pledge of Allegiance seems to be a popular one) while receiving repeated blows. Over and over again. I get so flustered and embarrassed because I think it's ridiculous and yet I still do it. Which makes me more flustered.

Oh, and I still think meowing is hot.

 

[SierraMoon]

Once when He and i were talking on the phone, i was in the middle of an orgasm, when He told me to start singing my ABC's... i was like "WHAT"?? He made me continue singing them, as i came down.... i'm pretty sure that i messed them up pretty good...

Another time, as i was coming down, He asked me what kind of coloring books i used to like when i was younger....

 

[Nomar69dragon]

Hhehehe

Bizzare is when working at a club and a 40 year old guy comes in and pays 20 grand for each of his daughters (18&19) to be totaliy stripped of thier own will and taken over the edge or broken for his own slaves. I saw it i hated it. but could do nothing about it.
nomar69dragon
But i did after i left the club (evil grin) i turned the daughters on to the father LOL

 

[esclave_PP]

This might make you all giggle but this girl's current Master is a board game fanatic (and He is great at all of them!!) which she absolutely adores, but he will teach her all these games and they'll sit and play them (but take er um, Master breaks heee he). He is Master, she obeys But probably not what everyone had in mind as the weirdest thing....but compared to her other M/sl relationships, that one tops the bill.

The other really wickedly but fun thing was with her first Master who had her shackled to this wall at a club, and shared her with his friends, that was interesting....