What is the Lobster movement, really?

[parodyluvr75]

I've given this a lot of thought and concluded that more than any one characteristic, lobsters view themselves as VICTIMS, therefore their love of a big stick of butter to right all wrongs and make everything FAIR.

 

[lovetoread]

Lobster sex is the best.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

More butter, baby. I'll still respect you in the morning.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://www.asecular.com/lobster/

 

[parodyluvr75]

Lobster sex is the best.

It is, it really is.

More butter, baby. I'll still respect you in the morning.

What if I wear my antennae and a tight red dress?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I have a mask and a gun - VIVA LA LLF!!!

 

[parodyluvr75]

The LLF can't be serious, can they?

 

[run_silent]

Lobster sex is the best.

Pics or it didn't happen

Yikes

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Antennae and a tight red dress are my favorite you minx. However, I will peg your claws. No offense intended. That is just how I roll

 

[Tryharder62]

A crab and a lobster are secretly dating. Pretty soon, the lobster tires of the lying and tells her father, who then forbids her to see the crab anymore.

"It'll never work, honey." he says to her. "Crabs walk sideways and we walk straight."

"Please," she begs her father. "Just meet him once. I know you'll like him."

Her father finally relents and agrees to a one-time meeting, and she runs off to share the good news with her crab sweetie.

The crab is so excited he decides to surprise his beloved's family. He practices and practices until he can finally walk straight!

On the BIG day, he walks the entire way to the lobster's house as straight as he can.

Standing on the porch, and seeing the crab walking towards him, the lobster dad yells to his daughter.....

"I knew it! Here comes that crab and he's drunk!"

 

[parodyluvr75]

Antennae and a tight red dress are my favorite you minx. However, I will peg your claws. No offense intended.

I knew someone had this fetish.

I'd only let you do that in a pinch, what kind of shellfish do you think I am?

 

[run_silent]

Lobster sex is the best.

OMG thanks for the PM pics. You are amazing.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Don't be a crab. It's not like I'm a bottom feeder. I know you will love a good butter poaching.

 

[run_silent]

A crab and a lobster are secretly dating. Pretty soon, the lobster tires of the lying and tells her father, who then forbids her to see the crab anymore.

"It'll never work, honey." he says to her. "Crabs walk sideways and we walk straight."

"Please," she begs her father. "Just meet him once. I know you'll like him."

Her father finally relents and agrees to a one-time meeting, and she runs off to share the good news with her crab sweetie.

The crab is so excited he decides to surprise his beloved's family. He practices and practices until he can finally walk straight!

On the BIG day, he walks the entire way to the lobster's house as straight as he can.

Standing on the porch, and seeing the crab walking towards him, the lobster dad yells to his daughter.....

"I knew it! Here comes that crab and he's drunk!"

Funny.

So crabs are just like the Irish? Man. I hope I offended someone. I'm bored.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You have me boiling hot, baby. You can dip me in butter and crack my claws.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Funny.

So crabs are just like the Irish? Man. I hope I offended someone. I'm bored.

Yeah because there just aren't enough threads to offend anyone in.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

You are so hot, but I am ready to cool you down and toss your salad.

 

[run_silent]

You have me boiling hot, baby. You can dip me in butter and crack my claws.

How many times have I told our relationship is a secret. Mind yourself.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Salad? Spring for surf and turf if you want my lobster loving!

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I think your lobster trap is going to get stretched out to accommodate my lobster loving. It is a good thing you cum with a side of butter.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Lobster trap? I'm afraid I'm going to get plated and plated hard!

 

[Tryharder62]

Is it getting hot in here?

 

[run_silent]

I think your lobster trap is going to get stretched out to accommodate my lobster loving. It is a good thing you cum with a side of butter.

Clever and it seemed to work.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Is it getting hot in here?

We need to get some lobsters and bring it to a boil.

 

[run_silent]

Is it getting hot in here?

It is now. I have a two pound tub of butter.