What is the dildo equivalent to cucumber?

[Bert Notorius]

They make me burp.

 

[koalabear]

They make me burp.

The dildo or the cucumbers? Here's a link for the cucumbers.

http://www.burpee.com/vegetables/cucumbers/burpless/

 

[Kruge]

An artichoke?

 

[Noor]

a carrot?

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

A nice firm penis.

 

[John Doe]

A 1979 Lincoln Continental Williamsburg Edition?

 

[fluffPE]

A nice firm penis.

I used to have one of those!

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

For starters, you are not suppose to eat any dildo that looks like a cucumber. That would explain the burp if you did so.