What is the commonly used trope that irks you the most?

[M_K_Babalon]

I don't know, I'll read anything if it's well written. High level execution overcomes lack of originality.

When it comes to incest stories, though, I don't like two family members just inexplicably jumping each other. For the story to work, I feel like there has to be some back story to build sexual tension, and some kind of trigger to set it off.

I think my early incest is kinda blah and poorly concieved. But the recent two, on my other account have some sort of substance and isn't just "I heard my mom having sex and now I wanna fuck her," or "I'm watching my bro jack off from the door he left open, so I'm gonna ride his dick tonight."

 

[M_K_Babalon]

As a former pizza-delivery guy, I can attest: it's all true*.

* it's not

As one of those my self, the closest I came to it was ny customer decided to have sex while waiting. I knocked on the motel door, and barely got a peek when he opened it, as the cover went flying behind him, like her dad was at the door. Strangest was one guy invited me in to see his apartment full of Marilyn Monroe memerobilia.

 

[M_K_Babalon]

Of course that is one experience. But it’s a spectrum. From people who are gender agnostic to people who are gender exclusive. But the idea that all lesbians are disgusted at the thought of male sex is just not true. I know counterexamples myself.

Emily

I fucked a counterexample, once.

 

[samhasstories]

As one of those my self, the closest I came to it was ny customer decided to have sex while waiting. I knocked on the motel door, and barely got a peek when he opened it, as the cover went flying behind him, like her dad was at the door. Strangest was one guy invited me in to see his apartment full of Marilyn Monroe memerobilia.

I got offered drugs quite a few times, but that was about the most interesting thing that happened to me.

 

[M_K_Babalon]

I got offered drugs quite a few times, but that was about the most interesting thing that happened to me.

I have a few stories of interesting things, that are about customers, or what was going on around the delivery, and two about another driver that hated me off jump street. Just a few. I was fired indesctriminately, then after
I started driving a cab, the GM practically begged me to come back, because they had so few drivers, they started doing Door Dash. I didn't have time to do many cab runs, so I did them between deliveries and the GM offered me a dollar raise on delivery and in store to stop doing it.