What if the messiah returned?

[Bob_Bytchin]

Would he proclaim the fact and end up in the loony bin? or would he keep the fact to himself?

 

[DéjàNu]

am sure he wont say he is the one!!!

yep he will keep the fact to himself

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I hope he shows. We've got a score to settle. I hold him personally responsible for the fish shortage down here in hell.

 

[JazzManJim]

Would he proclaim the fact and end up in the loony bin? or would he keep the fact to himself?

Yep, he'll declare it, fairly loudly (so I believe).

 

[SpiceCake]

I'm curious as to which messiah you are referring to.

Brian?




Actually - I think he'd take one look and go back to wehre he came from, shaking his head.

 

[Guest]

you mean Hendrix, God of Guitars? I would stand in line for hours just to get his autograph and shake his hand.

 

[Silverluna]

*stalk*

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I hope he shows. We've got a score to settle. I hold him personally responsible for the fish shortage down here in hell.

Is this hell?

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

I grok, therefore I am...

 

[crazybbwgirl]

I think he'd take a good look around, turn and run right back where he came from!

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

Wouldn't he knock down the Father and Holy Ghost?

 

[miles]

In the middle of the night the Pope was awakened by a Cardinal banging loudly on his bedroom door. The Pope opened the door slightly.

"What is it?" the annoyed Pope asked.

"Your Holiness," the Cardinal gasped, "it's Him. Jesus. He's risen! The guards called to warn us that He's riding a donkey on His way to see you right now! Your Holiness, tell me, what are we going to do?"

The Pope thought and thought, obviously at a loss for words

"Your Holiness, please! I beg you to tell us - what should we do?" The frantic Cardinal pleaded.

"Act busy," the Pope said.

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

 

[Lost Cause]

Jeebus would get a Harley......

And then get busted and harassed for not wearing a helmet, and forced off the road by the stupid cagers. Then the cops would come, and bust him for no I.D. and for creating a public disturbance.
He would then proclaim himself, and subsequently be commited to the nearest state mental institution, where he would be befriend an American Indian, and cause all forms of insurrection.
It would culminate into him trying to choke Nurse Cratchet, receive a lobotomy, and then get smothered by the Chief with a pillow, who would then throw a drinking fountain through a window, and escape the institution.
Meanwhile, back in heaven, Jeebus would be checking his process chart to see what he did wrong again.

 

[Black_Bird]

If Jesus returned and proclaimed the end of the world...

I would call him on it; he would be the Antichrist.

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

It's pronounced Hey-Zeus...

You're in America, man!

 

[sheath]

In the middle of the night the Pope was awakened by a Cardinal banging loudly on his bedroom door. The Pope opened the door slightly.

"What is it?" the annoyed Pope asked.

"Your Holiness," the Cardinal gasped, "it's Him. Jesus. He's risen! The guards called to warn us that He's riding a donkey on His way to see you right now! Your Holiness, tell me, what are we going to do?"

The Pope thought and thought, obviously at a loss for words

"Your Holiness, please! I beg you to tell us - what should we do?" The frantic Cardinal pleaded.

"Act busy," the Pope said.

**snicker snicker**

S.

 

[kotori]

Re: Jeebus would get a Harley......

And then get busted and harassed for not wearing a helmet . . .

One flew east,
One flew west,
And one flew over
The cuckoo's nest.