What I REALLY think.....

[KillerMuffin]

*dutifully shares her grapes with hunny*

I'm buying seedless next time, don't care if they ARE concorde grapes, this SUCKS and it's not even the fun kind of SUCKS its the bad kind of SUCKS where you get stuff stuck in your teeth and something sticks to the back of your throat driving you so incredibly insane with the itching irritation you want to scream but your mouth is full. At least grapes don't ask you to you swallow while you're gagging and choking and in general trying to scratch the back of your throat with a pencil.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Since you are so nice...

Would you care for some MOUNTAIN DEW???

 

[Whispersecret]

Thank you so much for the compliments. I truly had no idea anyone thought of me in such ways; what a wonderful thing to know.

 

[Siren]

Ok what do I do to the guys eh??

 

[Gil]

What? Mentioned on another list? What the heck is going on with this cloak of invisibility...?

<checking batteries>...WHAT? ...Duracels, not Energizers?
<raising arms to the heavens> ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

 

[Siren]

ok ......HERE IS MY DAMN LIST

 

[Morgoth]

Thanks Simply! Your presence on the RPG board would be very much appreciated. And I promise not to use my profile on you.(Doing best to look innocent)

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Svedish Chef ~ I don't have words nor the time to say it all. What a babydoll...knows what I'm thinking all the time...and likes me anyway. My travel partner...my late night chat partner....and truly a wonderful man.

Originally posted by Jade
Chef: He calls me "babe" and I love it!!!!!! He gave his longest post ever to me... I am eternally grateful.

Ladies... you know why you get the treatment you do... beautiful... love ya both and as for certain others on the board... if you have my ICQ or recieved an email you are very highly thought of in da chef's Kitchen.

Da chef

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Having neither time nor money for this post... love you all.

 

[April]

Jade, you're so sweet. Thank you.

Honestly, I can't figure out what I've done to deserve people saying nice things about me. *looking confused* All I've done is poke around a bit and make a few comments. But thank you anyway.


On another note: Hey, Muffin! Where the hell did you find the concordes? Damn it, I can't find them where I live.

 

[Nicole]

Hey everyone I got a hug, I got a hug, Nyah Nyah Nyah, Neener, Neener, Neener.

Simply Southern my friend ... Thank-you. (((((((((SS)))))))).

I feel so privliged that you look at me that way ... even the Board Slut thing didn't bother me comming from you baby. Thank-you.

Siren also to you a big thank-you Darlink.

 

[Roland Gilliad]

2 more lists, 2 more no shows for roland gilliad....and why am i getting the feeling im being watched??Oh no NOT THAT!!! NOT THE MUFFIN SWORD!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

::Is dead::

 

[Angelique]

Ok, I'm gonna take after Jade and break this down into two parts.

April - Oh dear, we haven't officially met yet. *hoping that changes real soon* I so enjoy your posts darlin'...always something interesting to say, be it serious or witty and sarcastic...they always make me grin.

Carl East - I believe I still owe you a show in front of that "mirror". hehehe I admire the hell out of ya' honey...your ability to pump out a quality story (no pun intended) in such a short period of time truly amazes me. Love ya' to bits darlin'.

Cheyenne - Infamous for plugging Magic Powder...have yet to try that one...saving it for the honeymoon. *wink*

CreamyLady - I love the way you speak your mind!!! You've had me giggling on more than one occasion.

DCL - What to say about such a witty and talented man...you've had me laughing hysterically at the bulk of your posts. Guaranteed if another fuck list came up and I wasn't engaged to Xander, you'd be on that list for sure! *wink*

Deborah - A woman I've admired from afar for quite some time now...your posts are always on the money whether flaming the hell outa someone, or posting serious to a topic. Hat's off to you babe.

Earthgoddess - A natural sweetheart...will always remember the thread you started on 'early childhood memories'. Thank you for that one...still has me smiling to this day.

Endlessly - Oh such talent...a truly gifted woman with an incredible singing voice and a heart of gold. Love ya' babe!

Flagg - Have yet to officially meet ya', but have found myself drawn to many of your posts. Love your sense of humor and uniqueness...and have tried hard to stay off your bad side. LOL

Gingersnap - Tickled to death to see you and Roger hitting it off so well. Another of the Litfolk that I've yet to become acquainted with. *pout* Shall we change that soon?

HandyAndy - Ya' lil cutie...glad we've become friends, darlin'. Oh, and I'm still waiting to see that "bar". *wink*

Havocman - Honey, you've kept me in stitches each and every time we've chatted online. Your sense of humor is right up my alley babe. And your gift with words has me in awe...LOVE your poetry!!!

Hecate - One word...WOW!!! Talented, gifted, and gorgeous, with a voice (as I've said before) that is sultry and hypnotic. Anyone who has yet to hear her audio poetry/stories should rush right over there and listen to them now...they're INCREDIBLE!!! So glad we've become friends, sweetie.

HulloNurse - Woman, you sure do know how to offer a description! *fanning self* An amazingly talented writer with an equally amazing sense of humor. I know I will never forget you running me over with your car...that was, by far, one of the most hysterical things I've seen you post. Now, I hope your insurance covers damage to halo's.

IsabellaThorne - Ummm...I believe anyone who has seen that little maid outfit of yours will agree that you're definitely one hot lil lady!

Jade - Jade oh Jade...a true gem with the voice of an angel...genuine, sincere and honest with an inner beauty that no doubt matches her outer beauty. I'm very lucky to have befriended you, my dear...and can't wait to meet you next year. *hugs to you, sweetie*

Jeff726 - A newfound friend...always a pleasure to chat with you, my dear. Chin up sweetie...I know that your match is out there and that you'll find her soon.

Katerina - No longer the shy one, my dear...you've come a long way baby. It's been awhile since we last chatted, but I think of you often Kit Kat.

Lasher - What to say about The Man, The Myth, The Legand...other than I'm fortunate to have you as my wedding planner.

Laurel & Manu - Ahhh...a couple to which I owe so much to. I've said it before and I'll say it again...probably 'til the day I die...thank you SO VERY MUCH for the creation of this site. It enabled me to find true love with Xander, and for that, I'm eternally grateful! Major hugs to you both for everything you've done and continue to do for all of us!

LovelyLatina - Babe, your wit has left me LMAO so many times, it's unreal! A beautiful woman inside and out...and another angelic voice. Thank you for allowing me to share some rather in-depth e-mails with you...I treasure our friendship!

MagicMerlin - My very first friend from Literotica...a friend who sometimes knows me better than I know myself. I hold each and every one of our conversations very close to my heart, darlin', and wholeheartedly expect our friendship to last for many years to come. *hugs*

Mensa - You've gently persuaded me to break out the ol' dictionary on more than one occasion. *smiles*

Naked Hunny - My newest of friends. *smiles* You've got a good heart, my dear, and I truly look forward to expanding our friendship.

 

[Angelique]

*continued*

Nicole - My partner in crime, my fellow flirt...can I possibly say enough about you? I could create a whole new thread on how I feel about our friendship. Witty, intelligent, beautiful, sincere, and all around wonderful! We've had so many heartfelt conversations...and I've treasured each and every one of them. Love ya' babe! *hugs*

Oliver Clozoff - Another one of my new friends...with a name like that, I had to meet the man behind it. A pleasure to chat with...and quite educational as well.

Payne - So glad your mushrooms got invited to our wedding...now, we gotta work on getting you here, too, darlin'!

Roger - Another one of my first friends from Lit. I'm so happy to know that you and Ginger have become so close. And I truly truly hope that you find yourselves as happy as Xander and I are. Your posts are truly amazing...from witty to inspiring...and I love every one of them.

Roland Gilliad - Sweetie, I don't know you, but I have to say that many of your posts confuse the hell outa me. Congrats on becoming a guru...if you haven't hit it by the time I post, I know it's coming soon.

Rosebud - Oh my dear Rosie...the fun we've had on the board, as well as off. And the timing of your jokes while I'm on the phone with my mother...OMG woman, you KILL me! You always manage to make me laugh...a quality I sincerely appreciate. *hugs*

Savage Kitten - The twin I hardly see anymore...but my twin, nonetheless. Can we ever get enough of the woman known as SavageKitten? Stop in more often babe...I miss your posts!

ShyGuy - My second favorite gentleman from Denmark. *wink* Sweet, sincere, and an all around cutie. I'm confident that I'll have the pleasure of meeting you one day, my dear.

SierraSky - Another one that I could write a book on...my best friend IRL for the last 15 years. An absolutely beautiful person all around. We've been through it all, babe...glad ya' stuck it out with me...I know I wasn't always easy. LOL

SimplySouthern - The one who made me her little hottie. *giggle* A gorgeous woman with a charming personality. Can't wait to meet you, darlin'...so I can experience that southern charm of yours firsthand.

Siren - Oh, dear siren, where to begin. I'm honored to have known you when you first joined the board. Your posts have left me speechless at time, and doubled over laughing at others. One minute you can flame the hell outa someone, and the next, show your softer side. To sum it up in one word, simply...amazing! *hugs to you, my friend*

Skitten - The woman who puts up with the man who keeps the kiddie pool warm. *chuckles* So very glad we've become friends. Our chats always leave me feeling warm and fuzzy inside. Look forward to meeting you and wizzie in a few months.

SvedishChef - A man with an amazing talent that I've been blessed to view. Your humor has certainly left me speechless at times, darlin'...but I always enjoy it. The first person to send me anything via snailmail addressed to Mrs. Xander. *chuckles at the thought* Definitely looking forward to meeting you, my favorite muppet.

Thumper - Lil thumpie, hop hop hopin' along the bunny trail. I'll be sure to stock plenty of carrots at the reception for you, sweetie. LOL

Wizard - The man who has earned a Christmas gift from me this year...and I'm tellin' ya' in advance, it'll be a spell checker! I don't know of anyone who could resist this man...an amazing sense of humor both on and off the board. Look forward to meeting both you and Skitten later on this year.

Whispersecret - This woman is simply oozing with talent...and I know that anyone who has read Hostile Takeover will agree with me there. You are a joy to chat with and a bright spot to my days...we think alike on many issues, one in particular comes to mind. *grin* You KNOW which one I mean. *chuckles* Now hurry up with your next story so I can plug that one, too!

Xander - Last, but certainly not least, the love of my life. A man who has shown me more love that I've ever known before. My very best friend, my confidant, my lover and my match in every way. Words simply cannot express the amount of love I feel for you sweetheart. I vividly remember the infamous "fuck list" that started it all...and somehow, I don't think we'll ever live that down. LOL I can't thank you enough for taking a chance on me...and thank my lucky stars every single day that you did. You are perfect for me in every way possible...and I simply cannot wait to have you in my arms again. Hugs and kisses to you babe...I truly, madly, deeply love you! *beaming*

To any of you who I don't know personally, my IM/ICQ window is always open...and my friendship is always there. I don't profess to know it all, but I am a very good listener, and a fairly decent friend. (at least I think I am...lol) Hugs to all of you for making this site such a great place to frequent.

My apologies if I've left anyone out...truly unintentional. It's going on 2:30 a.m. here and I was bound and determined to get this puppy done before I went to bed. So if I've left anyone out, I'll blame it on the lack of sleep. *yawns*

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

DCL - What to say about such a witty and talented man...you've had me laughing hysterically at the bulk of your posts. Guaranteed if another fuck list came up and I wasn't engaged to Xander, you'd be on that list for sure! *wink*

Great. NOW she tells me.

(Thanks to all for the kind words.)

 

[Hecate]

Mhhh - now you Ladies sure have me surprised ...

*chuckling* I just wonder who would have noticed little softy innocent and loving caring me without that signature *lol* (now no jumping all over me - I am just kidding )

Ohhh wait a minue - now stop laughing about the softy bit - I am no ALL THAT wicked *weg*

*big hugs to all - and no spankings today - feeling in a mushy fuzzy mood after reading this thread*

 

[Roland Gilliad]

am i really that confusing????

 

[Laurel]

Wow... Thanks for all the nice things everyone said, both about me & Manu & everyone else. I have plenty to say about all of you, but I'm saving it for my novel... Get your lawyers & libel suits ready! lol

Seriously though, you people are fucking amazing. I'm all aflutter.

 

[Gil]

Sigh.......I am just so upgefelten right now...

Oh Shit, Oh Dear!

 

[Roland Gilliad]

i said it before i will say it again..
AM I REALLY THAT CONFUSING

 

[Gil]

Dear Roland,

Are you making a statement or asking a question?

 

[Roland Gilliad]

im asking a question i really dont know why everyone thinks my posts are so confusing

 

[Gil]

LMAO...tears running down my cheeks...

Oh shit, oh dear!

 

[Lasher]

LMAO...

That was pretty fucking funny, Gil. Good work....

 

[Lovely Latina]

Wow.

SS--We haven't had much personal interaction, but you're such an upbeat, fun personality and are ALWAYS funny and entertaining, it's no wonder you have every man on this board lusting and drooling over you!

Jade--I got to talk to you "live" the other night for the first time, and YOU, girlfriend, are a total trip! I could talk to you all night long, it was SUCH a blast. (And the girl friggin' types 90 MILES per hour. My god! I am NOT exaggerating!) LOL You are so caring, sweet, sincere, honest, BEEEE-YOO-TIFUL inside and out, and have an INCREDIBLE singing voice. You will always be my "honorary lil sis." *big hugs*

Angelique--You already know how much you mean to me, hon. The emails we have exchanged have touched me like no others. I am humbly honored by what you have intimately shared with me about your most awesome love story. Xander is one DAMN lucky man. You are kind and beautiful, a true inspiration. You will always have a loyal friend in me. *big long hug*

 

[Lovely Latina]

Kibby and Slasher...

You two are SO wicked!