What I REALLY think.....

[Naked Hunny]

AWWWWW shucks!!

Damn SS you included me and only after i have been here a week. Should i feel special?? Well I thank you!

Kisses licks and nibbles for SS

oh yea and some for the rest of ya too

 

[Siren]

OK enough with the love fest here

 

[Jeff726]

Maybe I could help fill that cavity for you, Siren.

 

[Siren]

HAHAHA...a good one Jeffie

 

[Jeff726]

Hey Carl look! Your woman is in need! Come and get her! hehehe

 

[Cheyenne]

And here I thought I was famous for plugging Magic Powder, if nothing else. How soon we are forgotten.

 

[Sammyjo]

My Princess~

Heehee...Thanks so much...You know I love you, too.

THE QUEEN HAS SPOKEN

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

There's no way I could have remembered everyone....these are just the ones that came to me while I was typing this...don't be mad. Blonde roots...LOL

Now this is a woman after my own anal-retentive type A heart. She alphabetized that long-ass post!

Seriously, though, what a piece de resistance from a piece de ass. It just goes to show, once again, that Miss Scarlett is just about as sweet as they come. And oh, how she comes... and comes... and comes.

In spite of all the wonderful things she lied to y'all about me, though, I refuse to apologize for my part in the infamous "Hooters thread". Nex and I are still hitting the road to make sure men ogling breasts are safe from undercooked chicken wings!

Thanks for being such a sweetie, Southie!

 

[SimplySouthern]

See....dammit to hell.

I knew I had forgotten some people!

Rolland ~ We don't talk much. Ummmmm. I can say honestly that your posts do make me think, because I usually have NO IDEA what you are talking about. now, you make me laugh, so all is not lost!

Cheyenne ~ Oh me oh my. Magic Powder....yeppers. I remember that. Many people need to thank you for your shameless plugging. You have made ummmm..parts (?) everywhere happier and less dreadful of the razor!

Morgoth ~ You scare me...really you do. But, at least you are descriptive about it. I think I'll be spending a little more time on the SRP board.

 

[Katerina Val-Kyrie]

I too, have never made a list yet among the fav's but, I think you have to become known and stay active in the BB. When people touch you in a certain way, they just belong there, what more is there to say? There are so many super folks on this board, mmmm...me included. *Sigh*, But I am too damn quiet as they are. I would love to know SS, but I don't think she and I have ever had words yet. Not one on one anyways. Perhaps we did cross paths on a preceding post, I am not sure now. But here's to you Simply, you sound like a super person, someone I would like to know better...And, no, I am not trying to sneak on your list, hehehe, just wanted to say hi...

Hugs Katerina

 

[Jade]

Simply,



I am completely flattered at what you had to say about me so I am going to make my own list,... but include YOU! (and a few more...)




{Warning this list may contain grammar errors and incomplete sentences and such, as SS put Jade in a mildly sappy mood. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
In advance... if I leave anyone out... it is only b/c I am devoted to chemistry (which sucks btw) and therefore cannot extend my memory to other parts of my brain.}



PART ONE:


Angelique: Excellent match for Xander... perfect in fact. Deserves the loves story at hand. Mother to beautiful children! Makes me feel good.


April: Great listener... beautiful woman.... reminds me of a flower on a mountaintop.... unless you pay attention you might miss the beauty she has to offer (she doesn't have many posts but they are good.. the ones she has).


BlueFlamingo: Agree with SS's anaology.

Bushido71XS: Send me a nice email... made me feel good... gave me a bodyguard fantasy, and knows about my IQ.


Carl East: Sometimes I only wish I had responded to his post oh so long ago when he wanted sexy women to post on that thread...but I couldn't think of a damn thing to say at the time (sigh)...

Chef: He calls me "babe" and I love it!!!!!! He gave his longest post ever to me... I am eternally grateful.

Cheyenne: Sensitive, warm, caring, fragile/yet strong, sweet, trusting, honest, and gorgeous.

Creamy Lady: Fits her name to a tee.... quite intelligent (and lovely as well I am certain)... has an amazing insight into la feminine vital and dabbles in tarot and dream interpretation.. our own "board witch." My fellow Sleeping Beauty fan.


DCL: Like everyone else, I had a crush on "the sexiest author on literotica" when I first arrived here as well.
Of course, no one ever fully gets over that but now I have come to respect and admire him in all of his intelligence and hilarious posts... and eventually I will get over it that he doesn't always reply to my posts. (he is busy)

Deborah: Agree with SS.

Dreamer: Friend and confidant.... trustworthy, honest, tender, family man, good person, wish I knew him in RL.

EarthGoddess: Sexy doula/hippy... fun loving... a "woman's" woman... would love a RL friend like her.


Endlessly: COMPLETELY sensual and seductive.... desired by nearly every male on this BB (the way that DCL is by women)... myseterious and beautiful, in intelligent and very mature for her age. Sweet and understanding... one of my "soul sistahs" on the BB.


Expertise: A complete joy to flirt with... hope it never stops... NEVER fails to brighten my day (or make me blush) with his posts... and can't wait to welcome him to guru status someday soon.

Flagg: Always speaks his mind... got some flak (sp?) for it... but still does it nevertheless and I admire that completely... and love to read all posts by Flagg... has some intriguing things to say.


Gingersnap: Incredibly sexy and beautiful. Highly intellectual, and very very great on some of the male egos... ; ) Gotta love her.


Havocman: Never says much to me... but always LOVE to read what he has to say to others!

Hecate: Agree with SS.


Hullo-Nurse: Will never forget her description of the perfect kiss.... (sigh).. .melting just thinking aobut it... the woman is completely brilliant! Oh... and check out her picture in her profile when you get a chance... and you will find yourself saying "HULLOOOOOO NURSE!!"

Isabella Thorne: Goddess like qualities.... little french maid....one of the most well-loved flirts on the BB... likes to smoke fatties


Jeff: Very quickly he becomes more and more daring and seductive... before we know it... we are going to be hearing about him using his "ladies man" tactics in RL... can't wait to read his "my first kiss" post. (eager with anticipation).


~justin: My special friend who NEVER runs out of hugs for me and tickles me in all the right places. He is open and trusting, and supportive, and I would never give him anything less in return.

 

[Jade]

PART TWO:


Lasher: Always has a way with the occasional "jerkoffs" ... makes complete asses out of people that have already made what we thought were complete asses out of themselves. Intelligent ... ADORED and INFAMOUS forever ... a literotica classic. (like DCL... he never responds to me either... but ah hell I love him anyway, what can I say? hee hee)

Laurel: EXREMELY smart, funny and ... well, just perfect all over! Can't wait until the wedding so that I can hug her for all she has done. Some people (no not me)... could even say they owe her thier lives. She is truly a vision of beauty (in all aspects) without boundaries.

Lovely Latina: Charming as hell personality. KILLER good looks.... can sing any man into orgasm... well... she is just perfect... and now she is my buuuudy!! (Aren't I lucky?)


MADDOG: Very sweet young man... deserves happiness and I hope he finds it. Any post he has ever made addressing me has made me feel good. (((MADDOG)))

Maniac: Love to read posts by maniac... always something interesting to say.

Merlin: Really really really missed him while he was gone.. am thrilled he is back. Very clever guy.. and love to get turned on by some of his posts.

Manu: Agree with SS.

Mensa: Slightly bitter towards him b/c he never replied to my post! (hmph) However... I will always have a crush on him ... (ever since that post with all the "big" words)... *swooning*.....

Naked Hunny: Fits RIGHT in bere.. perfectly... is smart vivacious, witty, and most excellent at flirting!

Nexxus: VERY smart.. and pretty much agree with SS.

Nicole: Wise beyond her years, detective like qualities, always a friend, always an open mind, a shoulder to cry on. Beautiful, sensitive, and honest.


Nobody: One of the few people on the BB that just does NOT fit his title at all. A very sweet and caring individual.
Came to my defense on a thread a long time ago ....


Oliver Clozhoff: He knows what a pimp daddy I think he is. I can always count on him to be honest and come clean... no matter what. Critical to a fault, yet is willing to tell me the truths that I desire to hear, without concern for the consequences. I call that gutsy, and I admire it. A friend, I would like to say, for life.


Patryn: Strong, independent, smart, interesting, POPULAR (sorry Patryn if you are reading this.. just had to add that!) One of our cute little college students!


Roger: Sincere, caring, sensual, smart, cunning, and fabulous at creating readable/intriguing posts!


Rosebud: Most excellent flirt! Sweet little flower.... sexy and savvy!


SammyJo: If she ever tries leaving again... I will be highly upset... a guru of gurus.... everyone loves her and can't help it. Sweetie of sweeties....


Savage Kitten: hee hee.. agree with SS.

ShyGuy: My sweet, wonderful, confidence boosting editor of sexy photographs... and sharer of majestic sunsets.


Simply Southern: Gave me a break from chem by creating this thread and calling on the "I have to do it now too!" side of my personality .... LOVE what she said about me... (totally not true of course haha) ... she is truly the best flirt in the south... and incredibly beautiful in RL (I have seen a pic!) .... if you haven't flirted with her yet... you don't KNOW what you are missing!
Very accomplished and advanced for her age.... totally brilliant ... even when she flirts.. if you haven't read her posts before.. I recommend you give it a try... you will probably never stop!

Siren: OH, to see what she does to the men around here. A very tough, talented, and beautiful spirit on the BB.


Sue: New, honest, straightforward, sensitive, caring, fits right in... hope she stays!


Thumper: LOVED him SEVERAL threads ago... but now that I know he has a motorcycle... watch out! (equipping helmet in order to ride "bitch" LOL)


Tiggs: She chases after me with her tongue a lot... she may just catch me one day...

Weird Harold: Brilliant, and critical... keeps lots of people in check and is in my humble opinion... one of the wisest people of the BB.


Wizard: He is gonna spin me a fatty in January... I can't wait to meet this guy in person... always had a thing for mages.

Whispersecret: Very self-critical... very well-liked... very respected, sinfully sexual, and yet secretive.

Xander: Good for my self-esteem... amazing musician.. hoping to perform with him at some point... perfect for Angelique... very very very sweet and loving and am soooo happy for him that he has found the love of his life.... (will always enjoy that it all started with a "fuck list" hee hee )


PHEW!

 

[Naked Hunny]

Naked Hunny: Fits RIGHT in bere.. perfectly... is smart vivacious, witty, and most excellent at flirting!



I knew i liked you, Jade!!!

Many kisses licks and nibbles for you!!!

 

[Katerina Val-Kyrie]

Excuse me well I go absorb a whole box of tissues. I have been forgotten again, and I have been here forever...Gosh, I am even really really experienced. Does that not count? *Sigh* Woe is me...befuddled Kat

 

[Patryn]

Well, thanks Jade and SS...really. But I may not be as cute as you think...I'm a nontraditional student, and as a 23 year old freshman, it seems my cuteness quotient ain't what it used to be.

And the way it looks right now, I won't make it past my freshman year. Damn financial aid policies and damn my mother. *grrr* Anyway, thanks.

 

[Angelique]

WOW!!!! I go away for a day or so, and come back to read these incredible lists! Thank you!!!

SS, you were the first (and only) one to come up with the nickname "hottie" for me. I STILL giggle when I think of that.

Jade, sweetie, I treasure our friendship...and thank you for your kind words. I truly cannot wait to meet you at the wedding so I can smother you with lots and lots of hugs.

Now I'm gonna have to spend the next 24 hours creating a list of my own. I wonder if anyone will connect from this list as well as Xander and I did from the infamous "fuck list". *chuckles*

 

[Cheyenne]

Jade, thank you. Kind of scary, but I'd like to think you pegged me fairly well. (Except for the gorgeous part. I think on a good day, I'm average.) I must be letting you people on this board see way too much of what I really think and feel, people in RL don't even know me that well.

 

[RonG]

I did it again!

Once again, I have successfully avoided a list. My brother made a Nixon enemy list (subversive lawyer) and was harassed in the early 70's, a fact that has made me eternally envious.

I have adopted Groucho Marx' attitude - I don't want to be in any club that would take me as a member!

Miss Southern - your pulchritude is, of course, apodictic! Keep on plugging along . . .

 

[Jade]

Jade, thank you. Kind of scary, but I'd like to think you pegged me fairly well. (Except for the gorgeous part. I think on a good day, I'm average.) I must be letting you people on this board see way too much of what I really think and feel, people in RL don't even know me that well.

Cheyenne.. call me intuitive I guess! Yep, I had ya pegged!


I forgot about GIL btw.... another smartie pants... LOVE that type!
Also.. glad that killermuff. has joined.. very cool posts!

 

[Xander]

*Blushing* Jade my friend. Are you trying to make me cry??
Thank you a million!!
And you we will perform together, one of these days. That's a promise!
I don't know about the amazing musician bit tho' LOL. But I do try.
Come here, let me give you a hug!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I am One with My Muff|nness!

I remain invisible to wreak my havoc upon the unsuspecting masses, using guile, deception, and sheer unadulterated conceit to single out my prey... stalking with the care and strategy of a lioness Ghegis Kahn... no one suspecting, or seeing... while slowly I move closer and closer... subtly disguised with a cloak of invisibility (alas it's a borrowed Improbability Field)... none can see me, can even suspect that I, yes I the Ultimate BB Strategist, am on the hunt once again! MUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

oh, did I say that out loud?

*blushing, scurries back into the shadows to once again plot.... beware the muffin....*

 

[Naked Hunny]

You huffing empty Mountain Dew cans again???

 

[KillerMuffin]

Naw, I've moved up in the world, I found my hubby's stash of ripped fuel *evil grin* this is me ---> boing boing boing boing boing boing (just kiddin!)

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Awww shucks .. you girls are the best!

oh my darling sweet brave Miss Scarlett .. thank you for your kind words .. i love you too Scarlett .. and promise me you will care for Ashley .. dear Ashley .. he loves you so too .. seriously dear you will always have a soft spot in my heart .. you were the first one on the literotica bb that i acted absolutely insane with .. and you put up with me and understood me too .. that is when i realized that there were others out there like me .. lol ..

jade dear thank you so much .. me a flirt though? well i never ..now where did you hear a thing like that?? hey sweetie ... want to get high? ... reefer madness baby .. yea baby ..

 

[Naked Hunny]

Whatever you are on Muff can i have some?? PLEASE??