What I Have Learned About Pain-Killers

[Rambling Rose]

They don't kill the pain. You're just so damned clammy and tingly you don't care about the pain anymore.

 

[Nora]

<austin powers voice>

But do they make you horny, bayyyybeee?

</voice>

 

[Rambling Rose]

Truthfully? Yes, they do.

 

[peachykeen]

They don't kill the pain. You're just so damned clammy and tingly you don't care about the pain anymore.

Yeah, fucking great, ain't it?

 

[Nora]

Truthfully? Yes, they do.

Dinner's in 40 minutes. Be early.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Sorry darlin', I have a dinner date with the plumber from New Year's Eve. See what a bottle of cheap champagne'll getcha? I hope he's understanding about the fact that I can't open my jaws more than the width of a finger.

 

[Dillinger]

What I've learned about pain killers...

They don't cure THIS pain.

 

[LukkyKnight]

What I've learned about pain killers...

They don't cure THIS pain.

There's no killing some things, Dill. Perhaps healing isn't out of the question, but the odds are that's gonna leave a scar (judging from here.)

 

[Nora]

Sorry darlin', I have a dinner date with the plumber from New Year's Eve. See what a bottle of cheap champagne'll getcha? I hope he's understanding about the fact that I can't open my jaws more than the width of a finger.

Tossed over for a man with a big wrench. *sigh*

What's a girl gotta do to score around here, anyway??

 

[Coca~Cola]

Sorry darlin', I have a dinner date with the plumber from New Year's Eve. See what a bottle of cheap champagne'll getcha? I hope he's understanding about the fact that I can't open my jaws more than the width of a finger.

Yes, but just be glad that the pain killers don't make you sick at your stomach....
See, don't you feel better already?

 

[Dillinger]

There's no killing some things, Dill. Perhaps healing isn't out of the question, but the odds are that's gonna leave a scar (judging from here.)

Too true. But, I hope, that I'll be stronger for it as well.

 

[christophe]

They don't kill the pain. You're just so damned clammy and tingly you don't care about the pain anymore.

kinda makes ya hope you have a few refills for rainy days!

 

[ksmybuttons]

Pain killers really are just perception changers and they make the couch really comfortable.

I prefer muscle relaxants with them. Then I can sink into the really comfortable couch.

Ah.

 

[christophe]

yes pain pills with a muscle relaxant washed down with a chaser of nyquil.....

 

[Ask For More]

Try Ibuprofen. It really works!

 

[sunstruck]

They don't kill the pain. You're just so damned clammy and tingly you don't care about the pain anymore.

Add vodahka. You care even less.

 

[a7yritch]

geez i've been on pain killers and muscle relaxers for 4 yrs, percs, darvocets, vics, flexeril, a shit load of others, and still in pain. and amazingly enough, i still dont sleep well either.

 

[Pyper]

General words of advice: if the doctor wants to give you Vicodin, demand something else. All that crap does is knock you out for two hours, then you spend the next two hours counting the seconds until you can take another pill to knock you out and escape the pain.

Two extra strength Tylenol work better and longer.