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Zeb_Carter

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No not a political thread, although I'm sure someone will come along and make it one...soon...just wondering what you learned. Today, yesterday, tomorrow.

Today I learned that someone got a hold of my ATM card number and charged a couple of hundred dollars at porn sites! :eek:

Also learned that customer service is becoming just that, no longer are you given the runaround. I was connected quickly and within ten minutes had the transaction reversed. Of course they will now investigate but as I don't have a WorldSim phone and haven't purchased porn ever, I am confident the reversal will be permanent.
 
I suspect I discovered how to write competent suspense.
 
I learned how to make rental contracts. I'm not ever going to use that function in my job, but I learned how to do it.
 
That the Victorians used the term ‘cock alley’ to describe a woman’s vagina.

I used it in a sentence today.
 
IsabellaKing said:
That the Victorians used the term ‘cock alley’ to describe a woman’s vagina.

I used it in a sentence today.
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Before the Victorians, Grope Cunt Lane was used to denote a street in which prostitutes could be found. The Victorians changed the street names to something more palatable such as "Maiden Lane" in which maidens were never found. The Bank of England's headquarters is in Threadneedle Street which is of course a euphemism for inserting a cock into a vagina...

Og
 
Zeb_Carter said:
Snowballing: when two people, usually women, share a man's cum by dribbling it from one's mouth into the other.
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So, if they spit the dudes' cum at each other, is that considered a snowball fight? ;)
 
I learned how to install and program a timer for the sprinkler. :)
 
I learned that 55 degrees F is the ideal temperature for chilling wine...putting it in the fridge (usually 33 degrees F) is too cold...the wine won't develop properly. ;)
 
I will tell....

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Snowballing: when two people, usually women, share a man's cum by dribbling it from one's mouth into the other.
Shhh! I want to know if it is first hand or second hand knowledge!
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I did it first hand....and was told second hand!
 
I leaned that I like poking the trolls with a sharp stick, that's one reason I post to Loving Wives so often.

(The snowball story sounds like it might just make a good loving wives entry.)
 
Lobsters don't really scream when you boil them. But kittens do.
 
Today, I've learned... that even if I don't like all of Lady Gaga's songs, I'm all gaga over her videos and she is very, VERY fuckable! IE: Alejandro.
 
I learned a new nunchak kata. Bipped myself in the head in the process, but that's the way it goes, especially with me. :eek:
 
cloudy said:
I learned a new nunchak kata. Bipped myself in the head in the process, but that's the way it goes, especially with me. :eek:
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Was it the back of the head? My sifu says "Thunder" when I do that with the three section staff...
 
I learned what they mean when they say, "Don't try this at home."

Anyone have a tourniquet?
 
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