What do you think Hanns_Schmidt does for a living?

[miles]

I know, this is make believe. If he had a job:

Professional armpit sniffer
Fluffer for prodiucers of scat videos
Tampon tester

So many jobs, so little time. Discuss

 

[Ms_Lilith]

rectal taste-tester.

 

[alexandraaah]

Driver of the Chester Molester van.

Creepy.

 

[Tap-Out]

Cashier for the local 7-11??

Error writer for MSFT?

Mime?

 

[Guest]

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I'll take professional irritator. Its funny how he gets some of ya'll all torn up.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

He's the apprentice to the assistant Roto Rooter man.

 

[Guest]

rectal taste-tester.

bet you'd bend over first but that would elephant rectal tasting then wouldnt it

 

[miles]

rectal taste-tester.

LMAO!

He's the working supervisor.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Dear Miles

He does nothing for a living..... he does not live.

Sincerely,
Rose

 

[islandman]

He's the apprentice to the assistant Roto Rooter man.

I thought he was the guy the Roto Rooter man experimented on, no?

Always thought he had something stuck up his ass anyway.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I thought he was the guy the Roto Rooter man experimented on, no?

Always thought he had something stuck up his ass anyway.

Being the assistant to the Roto Rooter man would be bad enough...being the assistant's apprentice....PEEEEYUW

But shhhhh....his job is top secret.

 

[miles]

I would imagine Hanns is probably, or definatley involved in the military.

He's probably on special ops...maybe 3-4 times a year.


He probably runs a computer business too.

And another business which is classified.


I know...I mean...I guess he has lots of cash

LMAO!!!!!

You in the military? The Ant Army?


Panty boys have a hard time in special ops. Unless you mean rectal taste tester secret missions.

 

[islandman]

If there was anyone I would trust to infiltrate Iraq, find Saddam, and taste-test his rectum, its hanns.


no question. he's the only one for the job.

 

[matl]

You hit the nail on the head with that one brokenbrain wave, but I have to add. I'll bet he loves watching action movies.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Hanns.....has Saddam had corn this week?

 

[glamorilla]

i bet he still lives with his mother.

 

[Guest]

 

[miles]

I'll bet while he's ther he tosses Sadaam's salad for him.

 

[crystalizedjoy]

i think hanns manually masturbates caged animals for artificial insemination..

 

[miles]

i bet he still lives with his mother.

Maybe, but only for the sex.

 

[islandman]

Maybe, but only for the sex.

lmao!

Is that who sophie is then.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

i think hanns manually masturbates caged animals for artificial insemination..

That's sick...we all know he uses his mouth

 

[Rambrat]

I think he works in the complaint department at Sears...

or Professional Baby Photographer

 

[Kitte]

I have one word for you Cinnebon.