What do you NEED right now?

[done_got_old]

A hug would be nice.

http://worldartsme.com/images/funny-big-hug-clipart-1.jpg

 

[mnbreastluver]

http://worldartsme.com/images/funny-big-hug-clipart-1.jpg

Thank You

 

[TongueLust]

For everybody to skedaddle.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I could totally use some seriously amazing phone sex.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Sounds like fun WH. I like the way your thinking tonight. I was thinking the same lol

 

[LostGirlTink]

The instructions

 

[HardWolfXX]

what i need aint gonna happen so lol

 

[Tedfkats]

A head on my shoulder.
A hand on my chest.
Soft hair to run my fingers though.
An ear to whisper into.

Sweet dreams.

 

[KarenB59]

Sincerity

 

[sunbunny3]

a day off work

 

[Gemma_0]

A long smooth thick tongue

 

[TongueLust]

Coffee and food.

 

[sunbunny3]

I'm beginning to think it should be a 3 cup of tea day..

 

[SophieUK]

I'm beginning to think it should be a 3 cup of tea day..

EVERY day is 3 cup of tea day!

Earl grey is what I need...

 

[mranyguy]

All adults need at least one good fucking and one solid nap a day. I am in need of both.

 

[Taegul]

A real edit feature for Lit profiles. It's on my X-mas wish list but I think I've been more naughty than nice this year...errr...decade....err...century...well, ok, lifetime...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

A really good laugh

 

[Angedesoleil]

Plp.... I'll provide in PM in a few hours. I ended up giving an impromptu sex ed toy lesson to a group of co workers. You'd have to understand WHERE i am for it to be as funny as it is... but a highlight that had Grumps falling out of his chair unable to make noise is that i had to explain what a clitoris is .... to a biology teacher. .... hint.... I'm not in the western world. Yeah. I've got your laugh needs covered.


Until then:
At a professional development workshop they had us doing a discipline style questionnaire and they had one answer set incorrectly so a form of "positive discipline" was cane ing" .... to which one dude says " that cant be right" ... my reply before I could stop myself " depends on what KIND of school you teach in... speak for yourself." I had to get up and RUN I was gonna lose it so bad.... funnier part is he knows about me so he 100% got the joke and he was redder than a tomato. Lol. *** awesome***

 

[akaSol]

More time

 

[LostGirlTink]

Snuggles.
Teleporter.
Teleporter so I can get the snuggles.
Yeah, that 3rd one.

 

[tolyk]

Snuggles.
Teleporter.
Teleporter so I can get the snuggles.
Yeah, that 3rd one.

The third one, definitely

 

[emsway]

A plane ticket and about a week.

 

[TongueLust]

For tomorrow night to hurry up and get here.

 

[Mrtenant]

Blowjob....in that order, my needs are simple

 

[Angedesoleil]

A plane ticket and about a week.

I could second that.