What do you NEED right now?

Well usually the first thing that comes to mind when I see this thread and think about, "What do you NEED right now?" relates to sex, so... YEAH! :D

Really? That's because you're a naughty little girl. My needs are usually based around...helping the homeless. :D
 
Is that what they're calling strippers now... homeless? :eek:

Hey! Quit making jokes! There is a tremendous amount of strippers that end up homeless, it's an epidemic in this country. If I can somehow feed one or two of these starving women a week, I'll be doing my job.
 
Hey! Quit making jokes! There is a tremendous amount of strippers that end up homeless, it's an epidemic in this country. If I can somehow feed one or two of these starving women a week, I'll be doing my job.

Wow! I did not know that. I apologize. You really DO care! It's really amazing the things you can learn on Lit. Just so you know, you're my new hero!
 
Wow! I did not know that. I apologize. You really DO care! It's really amazing the things you can learn on Lit. Just so you know, you're my new hero!

Suddenly I need to sit on jj Santa’s lap. Or vice versa
 
Wow! I did not know that. I apologize. You really DO care! It's really amazing the things you can learn on Lit. Just so you know, you're my new hero!

Being a hero is a familiar position for me. I will not take advantage of your hero-worship at all, I promise. The only thing I ask is that you slip your hand into my pants once or twice a day. You know, as a way of saying "Hey! Just wanted to remind you, you're my hero!" :D
 
Suddenly I need to sit on jj Santa’s lap. Or vice versa

It's Santa Jade and vice versa works for me. :D

Being a hero is a familiar position for me. I will not take advantage of your hero-worship at all, I promise. The only thing I ask is that you slip your hand into my pants once or twice a day. You know, as a way of saying "Hey! Just wanted to remind you, you're my hero!" :D

Lmao :D Not a problem. It's the least I could do. :D
 
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