What do you NEED right now?

[Angedesoleil]

a clue.

 

[Leigh81]

A sweater as I'm chilly

L

 

[RoyceConnors]

For it to rain. The barometric pressure gives me killer headaches.

(((((HUGS))))) I know the feeling sweetie.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I need to go to dinner with my bestie. Live music, but not loud and rowdy. i want to be able to hear him, and myself.

 

[LikeableMe]

Sleep.

And to know where I stand. I miss the way things used to be

 

[MattWolf]

Somebody who gets my kind of me to say hi.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Somebody who gets my kind of me to say hi.

Ahh, MattWolf! The Sultan of Sexy Banter.

I give him five stars and my heartiest recommendation.

 

[MattWolf]

Ahh, MattWolf! The Sultan of Sexy Banter.

I give him five stars and my heartiest recommendation.

awwww, sweet and kind, thank you

 

[Miles Long]

I need my allergies to chill the fuck out already.

 

[elli1point1]

I need my allergies to chill the fuck out already.

Couldn't resist those nuts again?

 

[Miles Long]

Couldn't resist those nuts again?

LOL! "May" contain nuts, my ass. They knew it contained nuts! THEY KNEW!

 

[elli1point1]

"May" contain nuts, my ass.

I think your syntax is off; it should me "My ass may contain nuts". Kinky fucker.

 

[Miles Long]

I think your syntax is off; it should me "My ass may contain nuts". Kinky fucker.

My life is far less exciting than you imagine it to be.

 

[elli1point1]

My life is far less exciting than you imagine it to be.

Don't ruin my fantasies, mister.

 

[Miles Long]

Don't ruin my fantasies, mister.

Please don't give me a bad yelp review.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I need someone to tie him over a spanking bench so i can beat him with a pool noodle.

Not you, Miles.

 

[Miles Long]

I need someone to tie him over a spanking bench so i can beat him with a pool noodle.

Not you, Miles.

Sigh. Always a bridesmaid, never the bride.

 

[beachbaby179]

A guy who knows a guy who knows a guy... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Sigh. Always a bridesmaid, never the bride.

Oh, you can do the tying. Maybe lend me some whips and floggers?

A guy who knows a guy who knows a guy... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

They'd make bank around here.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

A decent Fairy Godmother who specializes in making a way out of the impossible.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

One of those rooms where you can go and scream and scream and scream.

 

[Duggc70]

A sensual sexy kitten to ...

 

[Davesmith42]

Awake

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Peace of mind

 

[Bookishleigh]

A fire pit