What do you men do...

I for one, like to pretend that I know how to fix things.
 
well.. i'm no man.. but i always thought it was just penis envy... the whole length competition thing or sumthin like that






[think]man would i like to be there to see that competition[/think]
 
were

banging the neighbor lady . really screwing,nailing,drilling, plastering her.
how's that for shop talk!

:D
 
If we told you it wouldn't be a secret anymore, would it? ;)
 
We play around solving little practical problems with cars or bikes or models, because it stops us thinking about the impractical problems we can't solve- usually with people.
 
Not a breath of fresh air

I break wind without apologizing!:eek:
 
Re: Not a breath of fresh air

Mensa said:
I break wind without apologizing!:eek:

LMAO, my Father does that no matter where he is, so i wonder what he does then???

I know, he goes there to get away from my mother nagging :p
 
Brat.. ;)


I could tell you, but then I'd have to take you back there and show you..

and once I did that you'd never want to leave, and people here would miss you..

So. You'll just have to wonder.

:p
 
They have a computer there that they use to come here to fuck around.

Or they just jack off.

Am I close, guys? :)
 
Unregistered said:
Brat.. ;)


I could tell you, but then I'd have to take you back there and show you..

and once I did that you'd never want to leave, and people here would miss you..

So. You'll just have to wonder.

:p

Ya know.. sometimes I really hate those freakin cookies..
 
Come here Sometimes...

Or watch Martha Stewart...And that's a Good thing...:rolleyes:
 
Do you realy need to know? I hide to keep out of the other halfs way, other wise she will find me another job to do. Mind you I am learning, I make a mess of the job, so she does not ask me again. That means she has to get trades man in, Oh on second thoughts, I'd better get it right first time.
 
Well, it involves pagan rituals and a roomful of evil dwarves...

Oops!

Uh... I usually just drink beer and look at dirty pictures! Yeah, that's it...
 
We could tell you...

but then we'd have to kidnap you, and ship you off to the hidden tropical island where we keep all the other women who have uncovered that particular secret.


Hmm... guys? I'm thinking this ominous threat may need a little tweaking.
 
Humm...Neale Has an Island With Lots Of Women On It...

Where is Imoen when I need her?
 
come here Isolde.. I have some things that we need to talk about.. Why dont you leave poor Neale on his own.. ??
 
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