What do you meme? 😂🤣😂

[Whiskeyjack]

Well damn…what does that make those of us who love Christmas and have mild Santa fetishes?

It makes you early. Wait your turn.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It makes you early. Wait your turn.
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What if I don’t wanna wait?
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[BadAmy]

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

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[AmberLGreen]

Problem with name tags, people start to read it, get distracted by your boobs and then sill have no idea of your name.

I have my name tattooed on my boobs. Whenever they ask my name, I show them (just so they get the spelling right). I think these people are given the task of name taking because they aren’t very bright. They always write “pancake”

 

[Photog1rl]

 

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[B2fromA2looking4U]

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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Am I the only one that sang my wiener’s wet, my wiener’s wet, my wiener’s wet, my wiener’s wet?

 

[CuriousRick]

Am I the only one that sang my wiener’s wet, my wiener’s wet, my wiener’s wet, my wiener’s wet?

Well now I am!

 

[CuriousRick]

 

[CarlyAnn]

Am I the only one that sang my wiener’s wet, my wiener’s wet, my wiener’s wet, my wiener’s wet?

No, my Dad did that but it had nothing to do with music.

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[CuriousRick]

 

[CuriousRick]

 

[CuriousRick]

 

[CuriousRick]

 

[CuriousRick]

Sorry for that last one. Dad jokes are my favorite

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Pretty sure someone's gonna message you and ask if you should be on the naughty or nice list now

Nope…no one has asked me to sit on his lap, told me he’s been watching me, asked whether I’ve been naughty or nice, had me whisper my heart’s desire in his ear, tried to sneak into my place late at night to give me a big present to unwrap…nothing like that

 

[CuriousRick]

Nope…no one has asked me to sit on his lap, told me he’s been watching me, asked whether I’ve been naughty or nice, had me whisper my heart’s desire in his ear, tried to sneak into my place late at night to give me a big present to unwrap…nothing like that

Poor Kitty! Come sit on my lap and we can talk about what pops up

 

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