What do you like/dislike about being a guy/girl?

[DarkLover]

There have been discussions here before about whether you'd rather be male or female. How about instead we all list the things we like and dislike about being our own sex?

As for me, I like being male because I'll never have to worry about having a period or being pregnant. That would totally suck.

On the other hand, being guy is a pain in the ass sometimes because of the physiological urge to cum every 48-72 hours or so. Sure, it's fine if your SO is as crazy about sex as you are, but when you're married and sexually unfulfilled it's like having an itch that you can't scratch.

DarkLover

 

[SummerMorning]

48-72 hours?

Good grief, man, enjoy it! Try 12-24 hours!

Believe me, it's hard breaking up. Ach. And then you finally break up and decide to "take things easy for a while" ... and what happens? In just one week you're messing around with two broads at once and feeling like a dunce.

But yeah, that is one of the annoying things about being male - an always on sex drive.

 

[Eilan]

As for me, I like being male because I'll never have to worry about having a period or being pregnant. That would totally suck.

Yes, but you can still have/pass kidney stones, and I'd rather give birth than pass a kidney stone. The vagina's stretchier than the urethra.

I can't say that I really dislike too much about being a woman--not even the periods/pregnancy/childbirth part. I loved being pregnant. Hell, I'd go through pregnancy and childbirth again--but only as a surrogate. I don't want any more babies.

I'm glad that my genitals are tucked away all nice and neat. I'd rather bleed than flop and day of the week.

Now to answer the question:

Maybe the boobs. I liked my boobs better when I was thinner; there wasn't enough to bounce around while I was working out. And my occasionally crappy body image. And having to care about my appearance (though I suppose I don't have to now.)

 

[Cathleen]

Hmmm, interesting thing to ponder. I suppose at any given moment I can dislike just about everything about being a woman but then again...

I've never been pregnant and have no problem missing out on that experience. Having a period was -- well it just was. But I've now passed into the next phase, and there's not a heck of a lot of fun there either.

Being a woman is like having a circus inside many times. But it's just who I am and do enjoy it. I love having a lot of emotions, even when I'm overly emotional. I love to be able to talk with other women - we understand each other's stuff.

And I wouldn't be honest if I didn't say there is a strange kind of fun when we mess with men's minds. I mean if we have to go through menopause we might as well some fun and freak out as many men as possible.

 

[Straight-8]

Being a guy:
1) Lot easier to pee in the woods; and
2) Lack of memory. Do something, it's done, you move on...

 

[TBKahuna123]

I love being a guy, wouldn't have it any other way, especially after watching my wife as of late and her hormone fluctuations from the drugs she's taking. WOW! I'd be a psychotic basket case by now, I'm just not tough enough.

What I hate about being a guy?

Well I guess always having to protect my nuts! I mean, it doesn't take a whole hell of a lot of contact to send a guy into the fetal position. This isn't just us being pussies girls, this is true pain. Hell the grazing shots are the worst ones!

Sexually we're pretty much stuck with one way to masturbate. I mean you can change up your grip now and then, but unless you want to fuck fruit, you're pretty much stuck with the old Grip It and Rip It technique. Women have litterally hundreds of ways to masturbate, and they have a lot more freedom of creativity. I mean if I could get off my jamming my dick up against a washer on the spin cycle, I'd never bitch about doing laundry!

And while we're on a penis, how about the physical response to arousal? When a woman gets aroused, her cheeks flush, her nipples harden and her vagina becomes awash in a warm, sweet oil. Our penis fills with blood and becomes this unmanagable rock hard deformite that you can't hide and couldn't keep out of site with a roll of duct tape!

And again on that warm sweet spot between a woman's legs, we guys love it! We worship it as our goddess, the reason we do all the stupid shit that we do to get laid. Women don't worship the almighty penis. Hell we need tham a lot more than they need us. I mean think about it, two women can get together, trap on a latex cock and get the same sort of pleasure without us involved. There's probably a lot more intimacy in general, the woman with the dick knows exactly what the other woman likes, and the cuddling afterwards is probably a lot better too. Two guys can't get together and just strap on a fake pussy. Even if you could, would you really want to be on top pounding away and look down to see your buddy Fred looking up at you like "yeah buddy, that's YOUR pussy!"

OK, I'm stopping there because that last imagine disturbed me enough that I need to go cry somewhere. The simple fact is though, While there are a lot of things I dislike about being a guy, there's one thing that I'd never trade in.

WE'VE GOT THE ALMIGHTY PENIS!

 

[Cathleen]

That last image scared me too, Kahuna!

 

[Guest]

 

[TBKahuna123]

Whatever possessed you to think this stuff up?

It just comes to me, usually at night when I wake up in a cold sweat with the image of Fred saying "how come you aren't more sensitive to my needs! I can't believe you bought LIGHT beer!"

 

[Quoll]

Even if you could, would you really want to be on top pounding away and look down to see your buddy Fred looking up at you like "yeah buddy, that's YOUR pussy!"

Oh man noooo I know some really ugly guys and now when I see them I just know this is going to pop into my head.

Do you know how much lesbian porn I am going to have to look at to get this image out of my head?
I don't, but I hope it's a hell of a lot.

 

[Eilan]

WE'VE GOT THE ALMIGHTY penis!

There. Fixed your post. That nana had to go.

 

[EJFan]

It just comes to me, usually at night when I wake up in a cold sweat with the image of Fred saying "how come you aren't more sensitive to my needs! I can't believe you bought LIGHT beer!"

therapist EJ say:

stop all association with fred immediately.

that'll be $75 please.

 

[DarkLover]

And again on that warm sweet spot between a woman's legs, we guys love it! We worship it as our goddess, the reason we do all the stupid shit that we do to get laid. Women don't worship the almighty penis. Hell we need tham a lot more than they need us.
WE'VE GOT THE ALMIGHTY PENIS!

You're right there, Kahuna. You and Cathleen echoed my thoughts (she mentioned messing with men's minds.)

We need women WAAAAY more than they need us. It's a real pain to have your whole logical thought process thrown into a whirlwind if a woman just lets you THINK you're going to get some...damn.

 

[Eilan]

We need women WAAAAY more than they need us. It's a real pain to have your whole logical thought process thrown into a whirlwind if a woman just lets you THINK you're going to get some...damn.

You mean pussy, not women, then.

And I've been put into the fetal position by a hard knock to the cervix, btw.

 

[TBKahuna123]

There. Fixed your post. That nana had to go.

LOL! Nice!

 

[TBKahuna123]

And I've been put into the fetal position by a hard knock to the cervix, btw.

Yeah, that'd do it I'm sure! Maybe you should were a cup and a Cervix Supporter during sex like we have to when playing sports.

 

[Eilan]

Yeah, that'd do it I'm sure! Maybe you should were a cup and a Cervix Supporter during sex like we have to when playing sports.

The Cervi-Cup. For all your "indoor sports" needs.

 

[TBKahuna123]

The Cervi-Cup. For all your "indoor sports" needs.

Indoor Sports? Now that's a Recreation Center I want to see!!!!

 

[Munachi]

the only time i sometimes wish to be a guy is the first few hours of getting my period, else i am quite happy with being me.

 

[sassy_girl1963]

Two guys can't get together and just strap on a fake pussy. Even if you could, would you really want to be on top pounding away and look down to see your buddy Fred looking up at you like "yeah buddy, that's YOUR pussy!"

lol - I now have this song singing in my head....."Kahuna and Fred sitting in a tree, k i s s i n g....................................."

I'm with Munachi - its only about the first 12 to 16 hours of my period that I think I will never allow anything inside my pussy ever again - after the pain and cramps go ahead, I'm back to being me -

 

[TBKahuna123]

lol - I now have this song singing in my head....."Kahuna and Fred sitting in a tree, k i s s i n g....................................."

It's only really funny if you imagine like two truckers, or Larry the Cable Guy and some other similar guy going at it.

That's right, my goal here is to see that none of you ever have sex again wihtout thinking aobut the new Redneck Strap-on Vagina!

 

[sassy_girl1963]

It's only really funny if you imagine like two truckers, or Larry the Cable Guy and some other similar guy going at it.

That's right, my goal here is to see that none of you ever have sex again wihtout thinking aobut the new Redneck Strap-on Vagina!

my problem is it has been soooo long since I have had sex, I don't even think I know what to do anymore.....

 

[midwestyankee]

my problem is it has been soooo long since I have had sex, I don't even think I know what to do anymore.....

The You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When thread is here .

 

[cloakedlover]

Two things that aren't related to my period that I dislike are:

1) The glass ceiling
2) Media's portrayal of women's bodies

One big thing I like about being a woman is:

Often, gentlemen are chilvarous. Ahhhh - bats eyelashes.

 

[sassy_girl1963]

The You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When thread is here .

Thanks Yank -

Edit - hey Yank - your link is not working or I am more frustrated then I thought....