what do you do if you get turned down?

[HARDKOREBJ]

im just curious.i just want to know.maybe cause im not a badboy.sweet and sensite is me and thats it.

 

[lobito]

I can think of MANY reason why YOU probably get turned down... Us telling you, isn't going to help you at all.

And why do you have to start a new thread about the same subject that was started earlier in the day by someone else? Just lok in those threads, and maybe you'll find your answers, not that you'd use any of that information that was given.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Should I get turned down...? Well...

I pour drano into his gas tank. I call his parents in the middle of the night and bawl about how he made me get an abortion. I call his grandparents, pretending to be his drag queen lover, and invite them to the wedding. I call his boss and ask him to pass on the message that I'm a former girlfriend and that I have AIDS and I think it's important that he gets the message. I call his best friend and act pissed off because we got drunk the night before and he wouldn't have sex with me because he just wanted to suck his best bud's cock and then call his best bud a fucking man thief and hang up. Then I wait behind a pillar or bush or something with a crowbar and take out his knees first when he walks by. Then his thigh bones. Then his pelvic bone. Then his solar plexus. Then, finally, I crush his skull.

So, who wants to date me?

 

[mig]

Sporty type eh?

I like that in a woman.

 

[xzchief]

Re: Should I get turned down...? Well...

I pour drano into his gas tank. I call his parents in the middle of the night and bawl about how he made me get an abortion. I call his grandparents, pretending to be his drag queen lover, and invite them to the wedding. I call his boss and ask him to pass on the message that I'm a former girlfriend and that I have AIDS and I think it's important that he gets the message. I call his best friend and act pissed off because we got drunk the night before and he wouldn't have sex with me because he just wanted to suck his best bud's cock and then call his best bud a fucking man thief and hang up. Then I wait behind a pillar or bush or something with a crowbar and take out his knees first when he walks by. Then his thigh bones. Then his pelvic bone. Then his solar plexus. Then, finally, I crush his skull.

So, who wants to date me?

*Note to self: Self, if you ever dump KillerMuffin, have friends at crematorium handle the body. Have associates take care of the family.*

 

[Renegade]

So, who wants to date me?

*raises hand then looks around at everyone else* What?? I'm desperate.

 

[StondTmplPilot]

*raises hand then looks around at everyone else* What?? I'm desperate.

Gets in line behind Ren....ok, so i'm a glutton for torture

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Go home and masturbate?

 

[xzchief]

Try finding a hooker.

 

[lobito]

he can't afford food, how can he afford a hooker? just wondering?

 

[xzchief]

Good point, lobito. I forgot about that. Also, don't forget Hardkore's cancer treatments and worker's comp claims. Yeah, he has no money for a date, let alone a hooker.

 

[freakygirl]

he can't afford food, how can he afford a hooker? just wondering?

He could write her a bad check

do you think a hooker would take THAT to the cops??

hehehe

 

[lobito]

FREAKY!!!!! QUIT BEING MEAN!

By the way, if he doesn't have money, or depending on the day, he has money put away, (Apparently so well he doesn't know he has it), then he MAY not have a checking account. Ever think of that one smartass?

 

[xzchief]

Jerry Springer got busted once for writing a check to a hooker. I'd never do that. I always pay my prostitutes in cash.

 

[lobito]

yeah, but chief, he was also the MAYOR of Cincinatti at the time. I hear he lost that job of his. If HKBJ lost his job because of a hooker, well... what would he complain about?

 

[xzchief]

Springer was indeed mayor at the time. In fact, he was running for governor of Ohio and polls had him leading the Democrat primary before his scandal.

That said, don't you think Hardkore would find something about which to complain?

 

[lobito]

well, I should hope he would find something to complain about, because he is one that I enjoy playing Officer Hardass for.

 

[xzchief]

Don't worry, kind officer, you shan't be out of work anytime soon.