What Did You LEARN today?

Today, I have learned that:

a) Homemade charcoal masks work;
b) You probably don't need to cover your entire face with it;
c) For a homemade thing, it stretches your skin A LOT;
d) You need to eat before you do it, otherwise you'll look like Kali with a rumbling stomach.
 
Somebody's getting rich in Vegas, and it ain't me! Ok, I already learned that a long time ago, but apparently I need to be reminded every so often...
 
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
 
my new client requires 3 programs in order to get things going. i learned this process today... and i learned its gonna be a minute till i get this down.
 
I realized that I was right when I thought that leaning over the bed while basting a quilt will play hell on my back....damn.
 
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