What did you dream? Tell it in five sentences or fewer.

[PrettynPetite]

Being spooned, gently fingered and slowly, leisurely fucked.

 

[seela]

I had a little ice cream shop and my ice creams were very delicious. The only thing is that for some reason I refused to use cones or cups when serving my ice creams, and served them in a pita bread instead. It was not a hit.

Once again, foiled by my own stubbornness.


I also had another dream recently where I had a lover boy who lived in another country. When I was on the airport to go visit him, he somehow used his magic superpowers to fill my luggage with knives. I had a lot of explaining to do when new knives just kept appearing. I called him to ask why he’s doing that, the answer was that he wants to see how much I want to board that plane. It was very stressful.

 

[LeSabreur]

I was in a big house full of a variety of people that I didn't know. I didn't know why I was there, and moved slowly from room to room. I didn't feel lost or frightened, but I did feel that something needed to happen; I needed to do something. I was the only one who was naked and I was embarrassed by it. Although no one seemed offended or surprised, I felt vulnerable.

 

[seela]

I was in Lviv, Ukraine meeting friends. It was a very bittersweet dream.

 

[calmlikeabomb]

The mrs and I were about to be married in my old college. Two of my exes were there and wanted to be part of the ceremony. Then a sudden thunderstorm ruined the wedding venue (the open space next to my old hostel). The lakes around my hostel spilled over, flooding everything. And finally, crocodiles attacked the guests.

 

[ericalauren]

I was hunting a huge sturgeon in a lake. Then I realized that I was in the backseat of a car being driven through Quebec by two humanoid ETs who said that they were my brothers. Finally, I was a famous talent show judge on TV. It was a wild ride.

 

[seela]

The mrs and I were about to be married in my old college. Two of my exes were there and wanted to be part of the ceremony. Then a sudden thunderstorm ruined the wedding venue (the open space next to my old hostel). The lakes around my hostel spilled over, flooding everything. And finally, crocodiles attacked the guests.

I was hunting a huge sturgeon in a lake. Then I realized that I was in the backseat of a car being driven through Quebec by two humanoid ETs who said that they were my brothers. Finally, I was a famous talent show judge on TV. It was a wild ride.

I love dreams like these that go all over the place and are just all sorts of ridiculous.

Of course sometimes they’re too scary while having the actual dream, but afterwards they’re always a good laugh.

 

[IrisAlthea]

I had an important meeting and had to show up late at a kick off type work thing.
For some reason it was a sleep over thing in a big building and there were beds spread out around the corridors. When I arrived it was already bedtime and I was supposed to get food that they had left out for me in the kitchen and then sleep in a big double bed in an alcove around the corner with 4 other collegues.
There was a woman with an eating disorder (an amalgamation of two collegues I’ve had in real life) who was hovering around the food and making weird comments.
Someone was sneaking arond and spying on us, so I ended up roaming the corridors halfdressed all night to find out what was going on.
Oh, and I lost my name badge on the way there.

In all totaly annoying and stressfull like in real life but with absurdities of dreaming on top of it and I woke up early even if I wanted to sleep in.
I’d like me night refunded, please and will never stay in that venue again.

 

[switchersm]

Served three old ladies with coffee and cakes, me naked with cock cage.

 

[seela]

I’d like me night refunded, please and will never stay in that venue again.

Sounds stressful!

At one point I used to have a somewhat recurring dream where I slept in a huge hangar type open space with a ton of three level bunk beds. I always ended up with neighbors that made sleep impossible and I had to go to another bed. That’s also a place I’d never like to stay at again.


Last night I had a dream about an old crush of mine. Sigh. I so wish it could be reality.

 

[13Fantasies]

Last night it was as though I had stepped into the world of PETER GUNN.

Cool clubs, fancy dress, and a film noir attitude.

Definitely a neat dream, but weird because it blended parts of my life with that timeline. And they don't always mesh.

 

[seela]

I redecorated my home. I put astroturf on the floors and turned all the walls and practically every other surface into climbing/bouldering walls.

J protested at first, but then I showed him how well the grips work as door handles and after that he was completely on board with the new style.

 

[seela]

I’ve never really been that into latex or the likes but I have a frequent acquaintance who is. I had a dream about me and her visiting a place where they had a lot of claw machines filled with all sorts of kinky things. I got gigantic fetish heels with spikes and she got a polka dot latex dress. All I could do in the dream was sit at her feet as she was sitting on the couch talking to someone and grope her through the dress.

Gah, it was a stupidly hot dream even though nothing really happened. Maybe I’ll have to give latex another try.

 

[seela]

I tried to sell a house to an old friend of mine, who has become a monk and now lives in a monastery. The problem was that all sorts of sex toys kept popping out of closets and cabinets as I was showing the house to him.

What a strange dream. Am I secretly repressing my sexuality, is that what the dream is telling me? Or am I secretly looking to convert my monk friend?

(And he actually is a monk or a trainee-monk or something like that, it wasn't just some dream weirdness. I haven't seen him in about 15 years but I suppose he's still doing the monk thing, I haven't heard otherwise.)

 

[y=mx+b]

I tried to sell a house to an old friend of mine, who has become a monk and now lives in a monastery. The problem was that all sorts of sex toys kept popping out of closets and cabinets as I was showing the house to him.

What a strange dream. Am I secretly repressing my sexuality, is that what the dream is telling me? Or am I secretly looking to convert my monk friend?

(And he actually is a monk or a trainee-monk or something like that, it wasn't just some dream weirdness. I haven't seen him in about 15 years but I suppose he's still doing the monk thing, I haven't heard otherwise.)

This has the making of a pretty great story whatever the case may be.

 

[sluttymood]

being chased around a medieval village, knowing they would catch me soon

 

[seela]

This has the making of a pretty great story whatever the case may be.

That’s true. Back in the day when I still wrote actively, I often got inspiration from my random dreams.

Basically take a dream, de-surrealize it a bit, add a few he said, she said, and that’s it. And people think writing is hard, ha!

 

[seela]

I had a dream that my ex co-worker came back to work and I was trying to avoid her by sitting in a bathroom watching movies.

I texted my friend about my haha dark but funny work dream. Then she told me the co-worker actually is back. One more reason why I dread going back to work next week.

I was so happy when she left, now she’s back like fucking Jason Voorhees. Just stab me already.

 

[seela]

This makes zero sense unless you know the game, but…

I had a dream I had to draft tiles to make a route for myself to get to the grocery store. I kept getting dead ends and expensive tiles that I couldn’t buy because I didn’t have enough gems. And when I finally got to the store, I didn’t have enough steps left to get everything I needed and go back home. I decided it’s best to abandon the plan to get groceries and focus on finding clues in the price tags in the store.

I’ve been playing too much Blue Prince when I’ve been sick. Such a good game, though.

 

[seela]

I had a really hot date and I woke up pissed off because I want that date and it can’t happen.

 

[P0peye]

Attending a cocktail party and finding my wife on her knees being viciously throat fucked by a young stud with a HUGE cock, while all the other guests stood around watching her and cheering him on. It ended with him cumming down her throat. My wife laughed when I told her of my dream.

 

[melimelissa]

I dreamed that you spanked me again.
My creamy butt was to blame.
At least that's what you said.
You so spanked me quite red.
Then your cum made me creamy again.

Méli