What creepy PM would you send to the person above?

[hastobedone]

The creepy PM. A hallmark of any forum which has people as users.

Pretty simple this one.

Step 1) Imagine you are a creep - Note: This may be easier for some of us *cough* mean you.

Step 2) Consider the poster above you and imagine what words you could write that would creep them out.

Step 3) Post those words.

 

[veryviolet1]

The creepy PM. A hallmark of any forum which has people as users.

Pretty simple this one.

Step 1) Imagine you are a creep - Note: This may be easier for some of us *cough* mean you.

Step 2) Consider the poster above you and imagine what words you could write that would creep them out.

Step 3) Post those words.

Oh lord!! I came up with too many.

One: hey babe, wanna come on down to my dungeon and get all tied up and pretty for me...

But then I thought... Maybe he'd like that!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

hehe hehe..

Hey, Violet..
I made a corset for you.

I just need you to send me pics of your luscious boobies so I can fit it to size..

Hehe hehe..


Warm, wet kisses, baby...

 

[C5MiGuy]

Hey baby what say I bring over some saurkraut and corned beef and make u into a sandwich that I can eat all day and night.

Mmmmmmmm, so hard 4 u!

 

[Porkwarrior]

Hey cowbody, wanna come over to my garage, take your shirt off, and help me do a DIY GReddy intercooler install on my Honda?

 

[papadoc19]

Hey cowbody, wanna come over to my garage, take your shirt off, and help me do a DIY GReddy intercooler install on my Honda?

I would make you squeal like a pig...

 

[veryviolet1]

I would make you squeal like a pig...

Hey papa bear, want to become part of my collection?

 

[neci]

I would make you squeal like a pig...

the hague

 

[xxromanceguy]

the hague

I hear you are a virtuoso on the skin flute, would you be so kind as to meet me in the alley and play a tune for me? I will bring my flute...

 

[hotassbitch12002]

ive been standing outside of your window for hours. when are you gonna introduce me to your family? when are we gonna get married? we love each other!

 

[British Filth]

I've been reading your posts for a while now and I've decided to pick you to be my girlfriend. A real one! I decided it a few weeks ago and I know you won't cheat on me like the others but just to be sure, sometimes I watch you behind the doors of your wardrobe. I like the way you sleep. It's peaceful, like a corpse.

xx

 

[xxromanceguy]

Outside you will find a pair of severed hands, remove the handcuffs, blindfold yourself with your panties and cuff yourself to the mailbox, do this now and no harm will come to the children...

 

[Twlightdreamer]

"Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

It's hard to look right
At you baby,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?"

Every time I hear this song, I think of you, sexy... 555-555-5555

 

[papadoc19]

"Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

It's hard to look right
At you baby,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?"

Every time I hear this song, I think of you, sexy... 555-555-5555

How did you know that is my favorite song?

 

[Scentofawoman]

Omg! I have been totally following your posts. I think you are SO smart. And even though I never met you, I think you must be so hot. I want to come visit you in Georgia?

And I know this is early, but what do you feel like pink and Tiffany blue for the wedding?


(Creepy!)

 

[IhateClowns]

Omg! I have been totally following your posts. I think you are SO smart. And even though I never met you, I think you must be so hot. I want to come visit you in Georgia?

And I know this is early, but what do you feel like pink and Tiffany blue for the wedding?


(Creepy!)

Your vagina smells like licorice and your breasts swell like that of of man's belly just before he farts. I want to gaze into your eyes as I try to figure out where I am going to bury your body after.

Want to see my penis?

 

[WolfsButterfly]

Your vagina smells like licorice and your breasts swell like that of of man's belly just before he farts. I want to gaze into your eyes as I try to figure out where I am going to bury your body after.

Want to see my penis?

I hate clowns too!! I think we're soulmates....

 

[Hosebloke]

The clown outfit I placed under your bed, don't be late I'm wearing it right now

 

[British Filth]

Did you know you look just like my sister? I had to dispose of her last year so I'm looking for a replacement.

Let's be friends!!!

 

[mandyreeree]

Did you know you look just like my sister? I had to dispose of her last year so I'm looking for a replacement.

Let's be friends!!!

Last night as I was clipping my toenails, I thought of you!! I put them in our "special" box!!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Did you know you look just like my sister? I had to dispose of her last year so I'm looking for a replacement.

Let's be friends!!!

I'm wearing my nun outfit, Sweetie. I'm going to bring my Bible and rosary and try to make your head spin around. I know you'd like that. Wouldn't you baby?

PM me, Father....

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I'm wearing my nun outfit, Sweetie. I'm going to bring my Bible and rosary and try to make your head spin around. I know you'd like that. Wouldn't you baby?

PM me, Father....

I'm not intimidated by intelligent women. I'm not afraid of them either. My intellectual prowers exceeds the highest of GPS. So, we should hoock up!

 

[MTPersson]

Every night when you've been sleeping, I've snuck into your room and sung you lullabies...I'm not crazy.

 

[Scrubber]

I've knitted you a new hat. Actually, I've knitted you loads of new hats, in every colour of the rainbow.

I'd like you to come round to my house and model the hats. I could tie you up with some of the wool, and gag you with a ball of it. We could play with the knitting needles too.

 

[Indienne]

I've knitted you a new hat. Actually, I've knitted you loads of new hats, in every colour of the rainbow.

I'd like you to come round to my house and model the hats. I could tie you up with some of the wool, and gag you with a ball of it. We could play with the knitting needles too.

The classic of course:

Hey there, babe! Wanna cam with me and watch me cum?​