What constitutes ugly tits?

[BuffRudy]

- If they sag low enough for her to tuck them into her pants...
- If they're covered with moles... (Call 'em 'beauty marks' if you want but they're still fucking disgusting!)
- If the nipples are lopsided or pointing in different directions so that her tits look like a cross-eyed kid...
- If they have more wrinkles than a shrivelled nutsack...
- If they're fake. (They might be visually appealing but I loathe fake tits and the stupid, vain cunts who get them.)

Really? Now tell us how you really feel!

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I've never liked my boobs. They sag, and my nipples and areolae are so light-coloured, you can barely differentiate between where breast ends and areola begins.

 

[Slow Ride469]

Sorry, I can't help you there. I've never seen any and if I did, I wouldn't have mentioned it.

I couldn't have said it better myself

 

[dolf]

fakes.

real tits all have a charm...unlike real cocks.

 

[human_male]

I suppose there might be someone out there in the universe who really cares about my opinions about tits, but...

I don't mind saggy ones, the only thing I can think of are the flat, saddle bag ones that droop to either side showing the rib cage between them. Like Lonnie Anderson's.

And no fake ones look good, but the ones that are so packed full of silicone they look like a pair of soccer balls stuck to the woman's chest. They're terrible, and a crying shame because she probably had lovely ones before.

 

[English Lady]

my boobs are ugly. saggy, droopy, tiny nipples.

If you see pics of my girls, you'll see them being lifted or dangled or something that makes'em look better. I HATE pics where my boobs are just there, naturally hanging about *shudder* However, my husband loves 'em. Just a flash drives him wild...so beauty in the eye of the beholder? yep. Most beholder's would run screaming after beholding mine, though

 

[MechaBlade]

Pointy boobs are ugly?

Ok- good to know.

I think mine are pointy when my nips aren't hard.

They can be.

How 'bout these ?
round & pointy

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o232/ltnsfr/puffynips1.jpg

Yeah, that's a good example of boobs that are not that attractive.

 

[msde83]

what about uneven?

I have noticed that being uneven breasted is ver common... is this something considered ugly or undesirable? just wondering...

 

[dolf]

I have noticed that being uneven breasted is ver common... is this something considered ugly or undesirable? just wondering...

all breasts are slightly uneven.

i've never considered it less attractive.

 

[Kain__Thornn]

I've never liked my boobs. They sag, and my nipples and areolae are so light-coloured, you can barely differentiate between where breast ends and areola begins.

I've always thought yours were very nice.

 

[Ms.Tootsie]

So, all saggy breasts are ugly? Women's breast sag with age. So, are you guys saying older breast are ugly? Kind of unfair.

Haha, what? Do you really think that the fact that saggy breasts are considered ugly by some is MORE unfair that the fact that small tits or pointy tits or moulded tits are considered ugly? What a strange kind of logic.

But even if so, I would like to hear a definition on when a breast can fairly be considered as ugly and when it can't.

 

[marshalt]

How 'bout these ?
round & pointy

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o232/ltnsfr/puffynips1.jpg

I'm diggin' it.

 

[dolf]

i find these attractive...

http://www.chicagoplasticsurgeons.com/procedures/images/breastlift/1262-1.jpg

 

[dolf]

and i find the before as attractive as the after.

http://www.johnsoncosmeticsurgery.com/morphs/breastlift.gif

 

[dolf]

just beautiful!

http://static.flickr.com/48/189308573_cdb3cda9bd_m.jpg

natural droopage can be uberhot.

 

[planetqueen]

just beautiful!

http://static.flickr.com/48/189308573_cdb3cda9bd_m.jpg

natural droopage can be uberhot.

Gorgeous isn't she.

Morning lovely.

 

[dolf]

Gorgeous isn't she.

Morning lovely.

close to perfection.

good morning to you

 

[MechaBlade]

and i find the before as attractive as the after.

http://www.johnsoncosmeticsurgery.com/morphs/breastlift.gif

Those actually look a little better before the lift because they look fuller.

 

[partyfairy]

Any woman who has ever breastfed has breasts that droop now...are you saying they are all "ugly"?

SO not true....A cup to start...2 breastfed babies later and am now C cup and they are very firm!!

 

[dolf]

Those actually look a little better before the lift because they look fuller.

and without the scars.

i'm a fan of natural looking boobs.

 

[planetqueen]

and without the scars.

i'm a fan of natural looking boobs.

Me too!!

I don't have particularly big breasts - and I do love natural full breasts on a woman.

I would say yours are perfect dolf.

 

[Squires_Wench]

I don't subscribe to the idea that beauty only belongs to the young.

I of many reasons you are one a rare breed - a true gent!, how you doing honey - not talked for awhile

Well, you asked what was attractive, not what was fair.

I mean, would you prefer a 90 year old man or a 25 year old? And when judging him only take into account his looks, because that's all this thread took into account.

There are those that would prefer a handsome 90yr over an "unattractive" 25yr old... me included... after all, if it is just looks... any would go for the most appealing option, (hell those that know me know that age isn't an issue for me and I actually prefer the older guy in RL not just on here! - though he isn't 90 he is GORGEOUS and definitely a cut above the younger lads I have been seeing )

 

[Guest]

OH OH you're going to be on Lexi's disturbing list now

Don't be an asshole.

 

[-phreak]

I have ugly tits.


Fuck off.

 

[Basia]

I've always thought I had ugly tits. They've been saggy since I was 16.