what barbie does in her spare time

C'mon now....

Ken was in that last pics... we know he goes to the biker bar across the street! :D
 
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How can Barbie possibly have any spare time. She has had more jobs than Jeb Bush. She cannot keep a job and she must be a career student to be able to even get the jobs she does have although she does not stay at them for very long at all.

I like the BDSM look but I think Barbie is more of a domme and Ken is the sub..yeah he has to be the sub.
 
Wow, I never knew Barbie swung That way..... :eek:

I could've been having SO much more fun with Barbie........




:D
 
OMG !!!!!

That's why I always found my Ken doll in Barbie's closet.:eek:
 
Barbie and Ken's sex life is better than mine

and they don't even have genitals! :rolleyes:
 
Great thread, Lexie!

Very entertaining. :)

I wish MY sex life was that good, too! lol
 
I *knew* she was a slut. I just knew it.

Great links, Lex. Thanks for the chuckles. :D
 
I didn't have a Barbie, but I had her friend PJ. PJ always had sex (missionary, doggie-style, oral, etc) with my brother's GI Joe when my brother wasn't around :)
 
I knew Barbie was evil and I have been saying so for years.
Target is evil too.
 
:eek: That Does It!!!!!!

I officially *HATE* Barbie! Not only does the bitch have all that stuff, like townhouses and corvettes, she ALSO has more fun than me!!!!!!! :D
 
So... I'm not the only one who does nasty things to barbie dolls... That's a relief!
 
now we know

remember the old joke of " I want to be like Barbie. That bitch has everything!"
now we know her secret of how she got the money to get everything!

how do we reach 60 Minutes to do an investigative story?
Mattel is just a front for a big dollie prostitution ring maybe?
 
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