What are your favorite topics to write erotica about?
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matriarch said:I get your drift, but in mine......it's 'love'.
And I make no apologies for that.
Romance and love is something I like to write about. But the 'romance' always ends up with the female lead character getting doused in man-mayonnaise. But in the most romantic way... lol
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man-mayonnaise is about as romantic as it gets, you're right! lolflavortang said:
Spread between two slices of white bread... serve with a Miller Lite in the can.
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Stella_Omega said:
Everything about that statement was downright filthy. lol
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Thank yuh. Thank yuh verra much. lolflavortang said:
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lol as many times as you want to, lolFatDino said:
lol!
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Stella_Omega said:
Oh, and feel free to use 'man-mayonnaise' in any of your stories. Free of charge. lol
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Comeflavortang said:
Cum
Seed
Slick
Spunk
Jism
Once in a fit of purple prose, it was "opalescent humours"
You can keep man-mayonnaise, I've got plenty words!
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Stella_Omega said:
But, come on, 'man-mayo'? It's gold. Gold!! lol
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Stella_Omega said:
Actually man-mayonnaise sounds like something my students might say--then again I'm sure you're not writing for young teens.
'opalescent humours' might work in poetry though.
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You're going to make a fortune!flavortang said:
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Stella_Omega said:
Eh, I hate to say it, but I don't think there's much of a market for a food product called 'Man-Mayo'.
There's always 'dick pudding' and 'cock butter'. Collect the whole set!
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Then why are you trying to sell it to me?flavortang said:Eh, I hate to say it, but I don't think there's much of a market for a food product called 'Man-Mayo'.
There's always 'dick pudding' and 'cock butter'. Collect the whole set!
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Maybe you should name yourself The Next Martha Stewart.flavortang said:Eh, I hate to say it, but I don't think there's much of a market for a food product called 'Man-Mayo'.
There's always 'dick pudding' and 'cock butter'. Collect the whole set!
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Stella_Omega said:Then why are you trying to sell it to me?
Maybe for a sex comedy or satire story those would be fun to use.
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One of our regulars, Jenny_Jackson does a lot of satire...flavortang said:
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Stella_Omega said:
Strange thing... I was rifling through my English school book and came upon a random picture of a female student reading and she looks exactly the way I imagined the female lead character looking in the current story I'm writing. Weird.
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angst and bizarre love triangles?Stella_Omega said:but that's your genre, what's your theme?
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HOw about... "Somehere over the rainbow"?OhMissScarlett said:angst and bizarre love triangles?
Oh no, wait-- that 's a theme song!
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OhMissScarlett said:angst and bizarre love triangles?
Hey, that's gold, too. Love triangles = conflict. Conflict = good gravy.
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