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As George Carlin once said, “If I could reach, I’d never leave the house!”
What Are You Thinking? Continued 5
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As George Carlin once said, “If I could reach, I’d never leave the house!”
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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I have two cool cats that accompany me wherever I walk, decimate the local rodent population, tolerate dogs, and cause me few problems. But I have another that mewls and yowls incessantly, throws up on my shoes and books, and pisses on my bed. She needs to go; I just don't know where. 
TTawhere
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Pah ?
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I'm not convinced. I'll have to see for myself
Well, I’m hiding in my profile, sooo...
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Xerxes82
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That would honestly be a new one.
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UgliestSon
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Pretty sure in addition to alcohol, pills and cocaine, I am also hooked on cough drops. I have been going thru a Family Size bag every other day. I cant get enough menthol.
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OMG! How are you still breathing?
Oh wait, it must be the menthol.
I dont know dude. Somebody today said I look and sound like Doc Holiday. Hopefully TB aint killing me.
mnbreastluver
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Chestnuts could be a pretty solid slang term for boobs.
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Thinking non stop lately. It’s why I’m keeping to myself.
Christmas is hard, I’m sure I’m not the only one here faking a smile when inside you’re hurting over knowing someone important isn’t here. Isn’t on your shopping list. Seeing something they’d like in the shop, and then remembering you no longer have anyone to buy it for.
Yesterday I told a joke, and mentioned my mum’s reaction to it when she heard it in the past. The woman I was talking to replied “may she rest in peace”. I nearly fell apart then and there.
I keep going to say the rest of what’s on my mind, but in all honesty, what it boils down to is that I can’t say it to the one person I want to say it all to, so I keep going to put it out into the universe, in the hopes that it will reach that person. But I’m not going to do that anymore.
Christmas is hard, I’m sure I’m not the only one here faking a smile when inside you’re hurting over knowing someone important isn’t here. Isn’t on your shopping list. Seeing something they’d like in the shop, and then remembering you no longer have anyone to buy it for.
Yesterday I told a joke, and mentioned my mum’s reaction to it when she heard it in the past. The woman I was talking to replied “may she rest in peace”. I nearly fell apart then and there.
I keep going to say the rest of what’s on my mind, but in all honesty, what it boils down to is that I can’t say it to the one person I want to say it all to, so I keep going to put it out into the universe, in the hopes that it will reach that person. But I’m not going to do that anymore.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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I understand the feeling and I sympathize completely. Push away the seasonal doldrums, my dear--it will be over in a month.
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^ He's not wrong.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Except that I can't think of chestnuts without thinking "roasting on an open fire," and that definitely isn't an appealing context for boobs.
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What’s that Dolemite skit? Nuts on a wall...walnuts, nuts on your chest...chestnuts, nuts on your chin...chinuts, hell no bitch you'd have a dick in your mouth!
Chris_Michael
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I was just asked to join a raid group....
Do I really want to live that life again?
8:30pm - 12am every single night...
Do I really want to live that life again?
8:30pm - 12am every single night...
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They have groups for killing ants??
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Those are amateur numbers, son!!! Pfft!
Well, compared to hardcore raid groups yeah lol
My DPS parses are amateur numbers, too. lol
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Thinking that, as a teenager, I thought that telling a girl I had blue balls was bull shit. I believed it to be a myth. But now I'm not so sure--I may have a brain tumor.
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